logo

Currently Online:


Public Fight Report

Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\1085703.htm
(Heavyweight) Hello Kitty defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, August 1, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 291 pounds (132 kilograms) is Hello Kitty!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

...
...
...
...
+Neuman jolts Kitty with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
-Kitty attacks with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Neuman ducks.
+Kitty slams Neuman with a series of blows to the stomach! Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Neuman tags Kitty with a volley of strong punches to the head. Kitty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
-Kitty tries a series of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Neuman drills Kitty with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
+Kitty tosses a volley of punches to the ribs.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Neuman pounds Kitty with a volley of shots to the head.
+Kitty catches Neuman with a barrage of loud blows to the stomach. Neuman laughs!
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hello Kitty landed 12 of 24 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 23 punches.

Hello Kitty won the round 10-9

Hello Kitty is winning the fight 10-9


Kitty doesn't even want to rest!

Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Kitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)

...
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Neuman attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Kitty backs out of it.
...
...
...
...
...
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Kitty probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Neuman steps aside.
...
...
...
...
+Kitty jars Neuman with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Neuman seems wobbly!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Neuman smacks Kitty with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Kitty sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Neuman grazes Kitty with a series of punches to the stomach. Kitty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
-Neuman throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
...
...
...
+Kitty smacks Neuman with a volley of powerful shots to the chest. Neuman laughs!
...
...
...
...
...
+Neuman lands a pair of quick punches to the ribs. Kitty covers up.
-Kitty fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman quickly backs away.
...
...
...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hello Kitty landed 12 of 25 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 34 punches.

Hello Kitty won the round 10-9

Hello Kitty is winning the fight 20-18


Kitty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neuman is slowing down.



ROUND 3

Kitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neuman fights inside. (inside)

Neuman tries to attack, but Kitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Neuman wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the chest. Kitty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Kitty wakes up the fans with a off balance uppercut to the solar plexus.
...
...
+Kitty smacks Neuman with a stinging left to the stomach. Neuman quickly recovers.
Kitty lands a vicious hook and Neuman drops like a stone!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Hello Kitty wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Kitty grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Neuman can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hello Kitty 10-9
Round 2: Hello Kitty 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hello Kitty 10-9
Round 2: Hello Kitty 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hello Kitty 10-9
Round 2: Hello Kitty 10-9

Hello Kitty wins by a knockout!