Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Unlucky SOB defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Thursday, July 30, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 148 pounds (67 kilograms) is Unlucky SOB!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Tutu! throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Unlucky wallops Tutu! with a pair of combinations to the chin!!
Unlucky lands a quick left cross to the jaw and Tutu! is knocked off his feet!!
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Tutu! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Unlucky nails Tutu! with a barrage of stinging combinations to the face!
+Tutu! nails Unlucky with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Unlucky ignores it.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Unlucky probes with a right jab to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu! catches Unlucky with a pair of punches to the chest. Unlucky doesn't notice.
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-Unlucky charges with a left jab to the mouth, but falls short.
+Unlucky throws a barrage of wild punches to the head.
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-Unlucky attempts a volley of combinations to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Tutu! jolts Unlucky with a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu! scores with a pair of punches to the ribs. Unlucky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Unlucky throws a series of combinations to the face, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 41 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 24 of 32 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-8
Unlucky SOB is winning the fight 10-8
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Unlucky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Unlucky lands a series of off balance punches to the head. Tutu! shakes his head to clear it.
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-Tutu! launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Tutu! attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Unlucky steps aside.
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-Unlucky paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! attacks with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Unlucky attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 7 of 22 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 24 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Unlucky SOB is winning the fight 19-18
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Unlucky attempts a left straight right to the temple, but misses.
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+Tutu! hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu! tosses a jab to the ribs.
-Unlucky attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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+Unlucky lands a barrage of strong punches to the face!
Unlucky lands a thundering right smash to the jaw and Tutu! staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Tutu! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Unlucky pops Tutu! with a quick right to the chin.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Unlucky quickly backs away.
-Unlucky attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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+Unlucky hits Tutu! with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
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-Tutu! paws a pair of left combinations to the chest, but Unlucky leaps aside.
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-Tutu! tries a series of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu! lands a pair of wild shots to the chest.
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-Unlucky tries to land a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Unlucky lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! hits Unlucky with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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+Tutu! connects with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Unlucky fires a volley of combinations to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Unlucky fires a volley of combinations to the face, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 11 of 41 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 21 of 40 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-8
Unlucky SOB is winning the fight 29-26
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Unlucky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Unlucky attacks with a stiff cross to the stomach. Tutu! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Tutu! lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Tutu! tries to land a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Unlucky leaps aside.
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-Unlucky throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
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-Tutu! fires a left jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Tutu! tosses a series of painful punches to the chest. Unlucky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Unlucky probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Unlucky launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Tutu! blocks.
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-Tutu! tries to land a jab to the chest, but Unlucky deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 24 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 14 of 41 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Unlucky SOB is winning the fight 38-36
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! is slowing down.
ROUND 5
Unlucky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Tutu! launches a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Unlucky fires a series of stiff punches to the eye.
-Tutu! lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Tutu! wallops Unlucky with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Unlucky quickly recovers.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Unlucky ducks.
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+Tutu! drills Unlucky with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Unlucky tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Tutu! ducks.
-Tutu! probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Unlucky quickly backs away.
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-Tutu! probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Unlucky quickly backs away.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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-Tutu! attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Unlucky tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 25 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 39 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Unlucky SOB is winning the fight 47-46
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! looks exhausted.
ROUND 6
Unlucky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! tries a left jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Unlucky attacks with a pair of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Tutu! rocks Unlucky with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Tutu! attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Tutu! charges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Tutu! attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Tutu! jolts Unlucky with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Unlucky fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
-Unlucky lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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-Tutu! tries to land a jab to the chest, but Unlucky deftly avoits it.
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-Tutu! launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Unlucky thumps Tutu! with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus. Tutu! laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 24 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 10 of 38 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Unlucky SOB is winning the fight 57-56
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 7
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Unlucky hammers Tutu! with a barrage of combinations to the chin!
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-Tutu! charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Unlucky steps aside.
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+Unlucky hits Tutu! with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
Unlucky lands a powerful right blow to the head and Tutu! is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Tutu! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Unlucky fires a volley of strong combinations to the face.
Unlucky lands a devestating smash to the jaw and Tutu! staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Unlucky SOB wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Unlucky SOB 10-8
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Unlucky SOB 10-8
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Unlucky SOB 10-8
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Unlucky SOB 10-8
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Unlucky SOB 10-8
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Unlucky SOB 10-8
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Unlucky SOB wins by a knockout!
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