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(Middleweight) Jackie the Jokeman defeated Miller Light by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Thursday, April 27, 2000

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Jackie the Jokeman!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Miller Light!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Jackie is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Light clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Jackie shakes Light with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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-Light launches a flurry of shots to the chest, but Jackie steps aside and laughs.
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-Light launches a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
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Jackie tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jackie backs up Light with a pair of punches to the mouth. Light is hurt!
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+Light hits with Jackie with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Light lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Jackie deftly avoits it.
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+Jackie catches Light with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Light paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Jackie ducks just in time.
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Jackie tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jackie staggers Light with a flurry of mean punches to the face. Light quickly recovers.
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+Jackie tags Light with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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Jackie tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie the Jokeman landed 29 of 32 punches, and Miller Light landed 4 of 25 punches.

Jackie the Jokeman won the round 10-9

Jackie the Jokeman is winning the fight 10-9


Jackie doesn't want to stop fighting!

Light doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Jackie is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Light grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Light lunges with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Light throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Jackie tattoos Light with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
+Jackie throws a quick jab to the head.
Jackie tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Light probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jackie narrowly avoids it
-Jackie throws a volley of blows to the mouth, but misses.
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Jackie tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jackie connects with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
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-Light probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Jackie hits with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie the Jokeman landed 26 of 33 punches, and Miller Light landed 4 of 23 punches.

Jackie the Jokeman won the round 10-9

Jackie the Jokeman is winning the fight 20-18


Jackie doesn't even want to rest!

Light doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Jackie is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Light fights inside. (inside)

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-Light probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Jackie hides behind his gloves.
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-Light fires a series of blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Jackie hammers Light with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
-Light charges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Jackie hits with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
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-Light tries a pair of right blows to the chin, but Jackie deftly avoits it.
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+Light pummels Jackie with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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+Jackie hits with a volley of quick blows to the chin.
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+Jackie annoys Light with a quick jab to the temple.
+Jackie attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
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+Jackie hits with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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+Jackie smashes Light with a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie the Jokeman landed 33 of 33 punches, and Miller Light landed 5 of 33 punches.

Jackie the Jokeman won the round 10-9

Jackie the Jokeman is winning the fight 30-27


Jackie doesn't even want to rest!

Light doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Jackie is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Light grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Jackie annoys Light with a painful cross to the temple.
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-Light attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Light launches a right to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Light tries to land a volley of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Jackie catches Light with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Jackie lands a series of punches to the chin.
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-Light launches a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Jackie deftly avoits it.
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+Jackie hits with a jab to the eye!!
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Jackie tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jackie tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jackie throws a right to the ribs!!
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-Light lunges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Jackie blocks.
+Jackie tags Light with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie the Jokeman landed 29 of 31 punches, and Miller Light landed 4 of 25 punches.

Jackie the Jokeman won the round 10-9

Jackie the Jokeman is winning the fight 40-36


Jackie doesn't even want to rest!

Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Jackie is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Light fights inside. (inside)

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-Light charges with a uppercut to the temple, but Jackie covers himself well.
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+Jackie hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Jackie tosses a barrage of hard punches to the chin! Light falls against the ropes!
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+Light throws a volley of nasty punches to the eye!!
-Light probes with a series of shots to the chin, but misses.
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-Light lashes out with a pair of right shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Light fires a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Jackie hides behind his gloves.
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-Light charges with a barrage of blows to the face, but Jackie covers himself well.
+Jackie tosses a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie the Jokeman landed 17 of 17 punches, and Miller Light landed 5 of 32 punches.

Jackie the Jokeman won the round 10-9

Jackie the Jokeman is winning the fight 50-45


Jackie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Light remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Jackie fights inside. (inside)
Light grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Jackie tags Light with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
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+Jackie hits with a heavy uppercut to the head.
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+Jackie jolts Light with a pair of furious blows to the mouth!!
Jackie lands a mighty hook and Light is flattened!!

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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Jackie attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
Jackie tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Light launches a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Jackie stays away from it.
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Jackie tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jackie tries to attack, but Light hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Light annoys Jackie with a volley of blows to the ribs. Jackie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jackie annoys Light with a flurry of light punches to the chin!
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The fighters study each other.
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-Jackie launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Light leaps aside.
-Light attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but Jackie hides behind his gloves.
+Jackie smashes Light with a pair of blows to the head.
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-Light throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Jackie quickly backs away.
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-Light probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but Jackie ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jackie the Jokeman landed 25 of 40 punches, and Miller Light landed 5 of 25 punches.

Jackie the Jokeman won the round 10-8

Jackie the Jokeman is winning the fight 60-53


Jackie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Light grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Jackie fights inside. (inside)
Light fights inside. (inside)

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+Light clocks Jackie with a barrage of mean punches to the head. Jackie sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Jackie hurts Light with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
Jackie lands a resounding blow to the temple and Light's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Light charges with a pair of blows to the temple, but Jackie stays away from it.
+Jackie grazes Light with a flurry of wild blows to the jaw.
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+Jackie stuns Light with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
Jackie lands a blood spattering haymaker and Light bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Light struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jackie belts Light with a flurry of stinging shots to the chin.
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-Light probes with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Jackie strikes with a volley of powerful blows to the jaw.
Jackie lands a lightning smash to the jaw and Light falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Jackie the Jokeman wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jackie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Light looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 2: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 3: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 4: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 5: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 6: Jackie the Jokeman 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 2: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 3: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 4: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 5: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 6: Jackie the Jokeman 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 2: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 3: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 4: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 5: Jackie the Jokeman 10-9
Round 6: Jackie the Jokeman 10-8

Jackie the Jokeman wins by a knockout!