Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS defeated Jello Biafra by disqualification in round 11.Match Thursday, April 27, 2000In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 159 pounds (72 kilograms) is Jello Biafra!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Biafra fights inside. (inside)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Hurns throws a pair of punches to the face, but Biafra hides behind his gloves.
+Hurns throws a volley of punches to the stomach!!
+Hurns attacks with a series of heavy blows to the temple.
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-Hurns launches a jab to the nose, but Biafra ducks just in time.
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+Hurns nails Biafra with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
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-Biafra throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Hurns steps aside.
-Hurns attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Biafra ducks just in time.
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+Biafra punches Hurns with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach. Hurns hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hurns fires a barrage of punches to the jaw. Biafra doesn't seem bothered.
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+Hurns lands a uppercut to the eye!
+Hurns connects with a series of loud punches to the eye.
+Hurns drills Biafra with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus!!
+Hurns thumps Biafra with a right to the temple!
+Hurns slams Biafra with a hard cross to the jaw.
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-Biafra fires a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Hurns steps aside and laughs.
-Hurns tries a flurry of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Hurns throws a jab to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Hurns drills Biafra with a volley of punches to the nose. Biafra hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Hurns probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Hurns smacks Biafra with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 8 of 24 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 58 of 85 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 10-9
Biafra doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hurns doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Biafra fights inside. (inside)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Hurns attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
-Biafra attempts a left uppercut to the ribs, but Hurns hides behind his gloves.
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-Hurns probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Biafra ties him up.
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-Hurns tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Hurns punches Biafra with a series of stinging punches to the face.
+Hurns hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Hurns solidly lands a roundhouse to the solar plexus. Biafra gets mad!
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+Biafra slams Hurns with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
+Hurns smashes Biafra with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Hurns lands a sweeping right to the nose. Biafra grimaces in pain.
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-Biafra fires a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Hurns paws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Hurns wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Biafra shakes his head to clear it.
-Hurns throws a series of punches to the temple, but Biafra beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hurns tags Biafra with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
+Hurns tattoos Biafra with a light jab to the chin.
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+Hurns smacks Biafra with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
+Hurns wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the eye. Biafra hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hurns catches Biafra with a pair of mean punches to the eye!!
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-Hurns paws a flurry of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Hurns punches Biafra with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Hurns throws a series of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 10 of 27 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 53 of 90 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 20-18
Biafra doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hurns doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Biafra clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Hurns attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Biafra tries to land a straight right to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Biafra fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Hurns paws a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Biafra scores with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hurns paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Biafra charges with a series of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Biafra stays away from it.
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+Hurns throws a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
-Hurns probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Biafra tattoos Hurns with a series of solid blows to the eye!!
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biafra lunges with a series of right blows to the mouth, but misses.
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-Biafra attempts a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Hurns stays away from it.
+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
+Biafra lands a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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+Biafra pops Hurns with a series of furious blows to the eye.
+Biafra solidly lands a flurry of mean blows to the head.
+Hurns hurts Biafra with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs!
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns shakes Biafra with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hurns paws a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Hurns fires a volley of left punches to the face, but Biafra ties him up.
-Biafra attempts a flurry of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Hurns throws a volley of heavy punches to the ribs!!
-Biafra attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Hurns tags Biafra with a stinging left to the solar plexus. Biafra gets mad!
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 33 of 76 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 36 of 89 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 30-27
Biafra doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hurns doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Biafra attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Hurns tosses a flurry of punches to the eye.
-Biafra throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Hurns quickly backs away.
-Biafra attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Biafra nails Hurns with a uppercut to the temple.
+Hurns tosses a series of nasty punches to the chest.
+Biafra jolts Hurns with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Hurns throws a stinging cross to the ribs.
+Biafra hits with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
-Hurns attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biafra probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses.
-Biafra tries a volley of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Biafra tries to land a volley of left blows to the eye, but Hurns deftly avoits it.
-Biafra attempts a right hook to the stomach, but Hurns backs out of it.
+Biafra smashes Hurns with a barrage of stinging blows to the eye. Hurns sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Hurns probes with a left jab to the face, but Biafra steps aside.
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-Biafra charges with a series of left punches to the head, but Hurns steps aside.
+Biafra shakes Hurns with a flurry of solid blows to the nose. Hurns is hurt!
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+Hurns hits Biafra with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns lashes out with a straight right to the face, but Biafra hides behind his gloves.
-Hurns throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Biafra covers himself well.
+Biafra hits Hurns with a barrage of light shots to the ribs.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra scores with a series of heavy blows to the head.
-Hurns throws a hook to the ribs, but Biafra steps aside.
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+Hurns backs up Biafra with a quick jab to the jaw.
+Hurns jolts Biafra with a pair of hard punches to the jaw. Biafra laughs!
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+Hurns pounds Biafra with a barrage of blows to the chest.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra connects with a flurry of off balance blows to the chest.
-Biafra tries to land a uppercut to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Biafra catches Hurns with a wild straight right to the chin.
+Hurns suprises Biafra with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
-Biafra throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Biafra throws a volley of blows to the temple, but Hurns hides behind his gloves.
+Biafra wallops Hurns with a series of punches to the ribs. Hurns grimaces in pain.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the nose.
+Hurns pummels Biafra with a pair of heavy punches to the chin!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 42 of 98 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 51 of 88 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 40-37
Biafra doesn't even want to rest!
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Hurns attempts a volley of left shots to the temple, but Biafra blocks.
-Biafra throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Hurns ties him up.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hurns wallops Biafra with a volley of solid shots to the mouth.
+Hurns thumps Biafra with a strong jab to the eye. Biafra beats a hasty retreat.
+Hurns tattoos Biafra with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose. Biafra backpedals to his own corner.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra probes with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra launches a barrage of shots to the head, but Hurns steps aside.
+Biafra hits Hurns with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Hurns beats a hasty retreat.
+Biafra staggers Hurns with a painful uppercut to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
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-Hurns tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Biafra ducks.
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+Biafra punches Hurns with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
-Hurns lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Biafra beats a hasty retreat.
+Hurns lashes out with a hard straight right to the mouth. Biafra is hurt!
+Hurns tosses a pair of mean punches to the head. Biafra retreats to the far corner.
+Hurns wakes up the fans with a flurry of shots to the face. Biafra retreats to the far corner.
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+Biafra thumps Hurns with a pair of mean shots to the nose. Hurns sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Hurns tags Biafra with a volley of punches to the head. Biafra backpedals to his own corner.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns pounds Biafra with a volley of nasty punches to the temple. Biafra grimaces in pain.
+Biafra wallops Hurns with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Biafra throws a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Hurns blocks.
+Biafra slams Hurns with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs. Hurns gets mad!
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-Biafra charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Hurns takes it in the forearms.
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-Biafra launches a series of punches to the face, but Hurns takes it in the forearms.
-Biafra throws a series of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Biafra throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Hurns staggers Biafra with a pair of wild punches to the chin.
-Hurns lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Biafra lands a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Biafra attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but Hurns leaps aside.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 43 of 95 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 43 of 85 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 50-46
Biafra remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra lands a volley of shots to the mouth.
+Hurns throws a furious jab to the nose. Biafra is hurt!
-Biafra lunges with a series of shots to the chest, but Hurns beats a hasty retreat.
-Biafra probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Biafra tosses a flurry of solid shots to the face.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra hits with a volley of vicious shots to the chin. Hurns grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-Hurns lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Biafra leaps aside.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Hurns paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Hurns hits Biafra with a volley of painful punches to the chin.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Biafra attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Hurns deftly avoits it.
-Biafra launches a volley of blows to the face, but Hurns steps aside.
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+Hurns pummels Biafra with a jab to the temple. Biafra is hurt!
-Biafra attempts a flurry of right shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Biafra throws a left uppercut to the mouth, but misses.
-Biafra lunges with a series of right punches to the face, but Hurns beats a hasty retreat.
+Biafra pokes Hurns with a pair of shots to the face!
+Hurns takes charge with a pair of punches to the head.
+Biafra hits with a volley of vicious blows to the jaw!
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns punches Biafra with a pair of stinging punches to the face.
-Hurns attempts a series of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns tries a series of punches to the head, but Biafra escapes.
+Biafra throws a pair of shots to the eye.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra tries a barrage of blows to the eye, but Hurns steps aside.
-Biafra throws a series of shots to the ribs, but Hurns quickly backs away.
-Biafra tries to land a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Hurns takes it in the forearms.
-Biafra throws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Hurns escapes.
+Biafra smashes Hurns with a barrage of punches to the face. Hurns grimaces in pain.
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+Biafra connects with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Biafra lunges with a series of left blows to the temple, but Hurns leaps aside.
+Biafra suprises Hurns with a volley of shots to the mouth!
+Hurns takes charge with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 39 of 105 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 45 of 92 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 60-55
Biafra remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Biafra jars Hurns with a pair of painful shots to the chin.
-Hurns lunges with a right jab to the head, but misses completely.
-Biafra launches a flurry of blows to the head, but fails to score.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns drills Biafra with a barrage of powerful blows to the nose.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra attacks with a hook to the eye, but Hurns escapes.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra stuns Hurns with a volley of punches to the jaw!
+Hurns smacks Biafra with a furious hook to the solar plexus.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biafra paws a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Hurns ducks.
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-Hurns attacks with a roundhouse to the chest, but Biafra hides behind his gloves.
-Biafra lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Hurns punches Biafra with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw. Biafra retreats to the far corner.
+Hurns tosses a pair of punches to the eye.
-Hurns throws a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Biafra hides behind his gloves.
-Biafra launches a series of left shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Hurns attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Biafra throws a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Hurns quickly backs away.
-Biafra lashes out with a series of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-Biafra attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Biafra solidly lands a series of blows to the head.
+Hurns jars Biafra with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
-Biafra lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Hurns ties him up.
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+Biafra belts Hurns with a barrage of punches to the head.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Hurns hits with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Hurns fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Biafra tags Hurns with a pair of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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+Hurns staggers Biafra with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Biafra nails Hurns with a flurry of strong blows to the solar plexus!
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Biafra wallops Hurns with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Hurns blocks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 39 of 95 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 45 of 92 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 70-64
Biafra remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Hurns tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Hurns launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Biafra beats a hasty retreat.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns tattoos Biafra with a series of stiff punches to the eye. Biafra backpedals to his own corner.
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-Biafra attempts a volley of right blows to the temple, but to no avail.
+Hurns whacks Biafra with a pair of punches to the jaw. Biafra shakes his head to clear it.
-Biafra launches a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns tosses a powerful uppercut to the jaw. Biafra ignores it.
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+Hurns rocks Biafra with a volley of punches to the ribs! Biafra doesn't seem bothered.
+Biafra jars Hurns with a hard left to the face.
-Hurns tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but Biafra quickly backs away.
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+Hurns punches Biafra with a series of light punches to the ribs.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra staggers Hurns with a series of hard blows to the chin.
+Biafra punches Hurns with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Biafra paws a volley of blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Hurns nails Biafra with a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
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+Biafra drills Hurns with a mean roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Hurns rocks Biafra with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Hurns launches a pair of right punches to the chin, but Biafra narrowly avoids it
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra thumps Hurns with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Hurns retreats to the far corner.
-Biafra probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
+Biafra hits Hurns with a stinging sweeping right to the ribs. Hurns sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Hurns thumps Biafra with a barrage of shots to the chin!!
+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
+Biafra pummels Hurns with a volley of stiff blows to the temple.
-Hurns attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Biafra takes it in the forearms.
-Biafra charges with a series of right blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
-Biafra charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hurns pummels Biafra with a commanding hook to the chest!
+Biafra fires a flurry of heavy blows to the mouth.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra attempts a series of right blows to the stomach, but Hurns leaps aside.
+Biafra hits with a barrage of nice blows to the eye.
-Biafra paws a series of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Biafra charges with a left hook to the jaw, but Hurns takes it in the forearms.
+Biafra attacks with a flurry of glancing shots to the ribs. Hurns retreats to the far corner.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 47 of 97 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 53 of 109 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 80-73
Biafra grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hurns grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Biafra throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hurns is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Biafra tries to land a barrage of roundhouses to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Biafra lunges with a barrage of left crosses to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Biafra charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Biafra tries to land a cross to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Biafra attacks with a barrage of left crosses to the solar plexus, but Hurns quickly backs away.
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-Biafra attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Biafra backs up Hurns with a pair of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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-Biafra tries a pair of right roundhouses to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hurns hits with a volley of punches to the ribs. Biafra ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 7 of 39 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 5 of 8 punches.
Jello Biafra won the round 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 89-83
Biafra grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hurns grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Biafra throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hurns is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Biafra launches a pair of right crosses to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Biafra attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Hurns beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hurns hits with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
-Biafra throws a pair of crosses to the chest, but Hurns narrowly avoids it
+Biafra hits with a series of stinging hooks to the chest. Hurns sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Biafra throws a volley of right crosses to the solar plexus, but Hurns ducks.
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+Biafra scores with a pair of heavy shots to the ribs. Hurns hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Biafra lunges with a right uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Biafra lunges with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Hurns backs out of it.
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-Biafra throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 9 of 40 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 5 of 8 punches.
Jello Biafra won the round 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 98-93
Biafra remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Biafra throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hurns is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Biafra hammers Hurns with a blow to the groin! * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Biafra remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 2: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 3: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 4: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 5: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 6: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 7: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 8: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 9: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 10: Jello Biafra 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 2: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 3: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 4: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 5: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 6: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 7: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 8: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 9: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 10: Jello Biafra 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 2: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 3: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 4: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 5: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 6: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 7: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 8: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 9: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 10: Jello Biafra 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS wins by a foul!
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