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(Strawweight) Lord of Shatterskull Pass defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 117-110, 117-110, 117-110.

Match Monday, July 20, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Lord pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the eye!
+Lord connects with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
+Lord jolts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of combinations to the head, but Lord escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a volley of painful punches to the eye!!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Lord with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of combinations to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 31 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord throws a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a straight right to the chest, but goes wide.
+Lord backs up Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 throws a jab to the chest, but Lord ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Lord narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 1 smacks Lord with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Lord lashes out with a series of blows to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord pops Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of nasty combinations to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Lord with a barrage of nasty combinations to the chest.
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+Lord connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Lord belts Dorkness 1 with a pair of hard blows to the stomach.
+Lord tattoos Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 27 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 31 of 31 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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+Lord fires a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Lord with a left to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord clocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 1 whacks Lord with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus!! Lord sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Lord hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Lord connects with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Lord connects with a strong roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of stiff combinations to the ribs!
-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 32 of 34 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Lord staggers Dorkness 1 with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of solid punches to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but Lord ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of combinations to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of hard combinations to the chest. Lord sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 1 tags Lord with a powerful roundhouse to the chest. Lord grimaces in pain.
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+Lord hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord tattoos Dorkness 1 with a pair of combinations to the ribs.
+Lord throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
+Lord staggers Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 34 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-65


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord attacks with a volley of light punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 1 paws a sweeping right to the stomach, but Lord ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Lord ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Lord covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Lord with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 77-75


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Lord fires a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Lord with a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
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+Lord pops Dorkness 1 with a pair of painful punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lord jars Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin!!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Lord staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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+Lord pounds Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 26 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 87-84


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
+Lord connects with a solid right to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Lord with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of left combinations to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Lord nails Dorkness 1 with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of mean combinations to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a left to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Lord throws a barrage of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 32 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 97-93


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Lord staggers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the chin!! Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Lord pops Dorkness 1 with a volley of heavy punches to the face. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Lord steps aside and laughs.
+Lord hits with a series of hard punches to the head. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a left straight right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Lord with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Lord tosses a cross to the nose. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 31 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 107-102


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord hits with a volley of punches to the face. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lord hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Lord pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a left combination to the temple, but Lord escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Lord fires a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a left right to the eye, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a left left to the nose, but Lord blocks.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a barrage of solid combinations to the head. Lord covers up.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Lord with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Lord with a pair of stiff combinations to the mouth. Lord falls against the ropes!
+Dorkness 1 punches Lord with a flurry of stinging combinations to the head!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 44 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-8

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 117-110


Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-110


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-110

Lord of Shatterskull Pass wins by decision!