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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Grundi by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Monday, July 6, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Grundi!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a right hook to the chest, but Grundi ducks just in time.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 thumps Grundi with a pair of off balance shots to the stomach. Grundi is hurt!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 nails Grundi with a furious roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Grundi launches a series of right shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 2 staggers Grundi with a solid jab to the stomach.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Grundi throws a series of shots to the chest, but to no avail.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 25 punches, and Grundi landed 5 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 2 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Grundi doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 2 belts Grundi with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grundi charges with a series of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a hook to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 2 nails Grundi with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 smashes Grundi with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but Grundi quickly backs away.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grundi hits with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 26 punches, and Grundi landed 5 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

Grundi remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Grundi takes it in the forearms.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 belts Grundi with a barrage of heavy shots to the chest!!
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+Dorkness 2 strikes with a volley of shots to the chest.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 tags Grundi with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs!! Grundi doesn't notice.
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-Grundi tries a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 23 punches, and Grundi landed 5 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grundi is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 connects with a barrage of nasty shots to the stomach.
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-Grundi tries a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Grundi charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 2 jolts Grundi with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 24 punches, and Grundi landed 4 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Grundi is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Grundi attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grundi charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 escapes.
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+Dorkness 2 staggers Grundi with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 2 nails Grundi with a loud hook to the chest.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 lands a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 hits Grundi with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 stuns Grundi with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 stuns Grundi with a flurry of furious blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 37 of 38 punches, and Grundi landed 5 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Grundi collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Grundi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Grundi launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Grundi tries to land a right hook to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Dorkness 2 pounds Grundi with a right to the stomach!
Dorkness 2 lands a sudden left uppercut and Grundi is knocked out of the ring!!

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Grundi struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Grundi attempts a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 2 tags Grundi with a series of mean blows to the stomach.
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+Grundi connects with a volley of solid blows to the chest.
+Dorkness 2 catches Grundi with a pair of glancing shots to the solar plexus!
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-Grundi attacks with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Grundi tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grundi attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a painful right to the stomach.
+Dorkness 2 scores with a barrage of strong shots to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Grundi with a volley of nasty shots to the chest.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Grundi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grundi tags Dorkness 2 with a left to the chest.
+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 2 connects with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus! Dorkness 2 strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Grundi begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Grundi can't remember which corner is his. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!