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(Super-Lightweight) SL Dork Boom II defeated The Diseased Clown by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, July 2, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is SL Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is The Diseased Clown!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Sl Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Clown clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sl Dork Boom Ii charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Clown fires a powerful straight right to the ribs.
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+Clown hits with a series of stinging blows to the head.
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+Clown lands a series of blows to the temple.
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Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Clown fires a loud right to the solar plexus. Sl Dork Boom Ii beats a hasty retreat.
+Clown hits Sl Dork Boom Ii with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Clown whacks Sl Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of blows to the mouth!
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-Sl Dork Boom Ii probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
+Clown fires a volley of shots to the eye. Sl Dork Boom Ii grimaces in pain.
+Clown pokes Sl Dork Boom Ii with a stiff right to the mouth. Sl Dork Boom Ii beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sl Dork Boom Ii pummels Clown with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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+Sl Dork Boom Ii catches Clown with a flurry of shots to the temple.
Sl Dork Boom Ii lands a vicious cross to the jaw and Clown's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Clown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Clown wallops Sl Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of mean blows to the jaw. Sl Dork Boom Ii laughs!
+Clown belts Sl Dork Boom Ii with a series of vicious punches to the eye!
Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.

Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Clown lashes out with a series of hard blows to the solar plexus!
+Clown hits with a pair of hard blows to the stomach.
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+Clown fires a nasty uppercut to the ribs. Sl Dork Boom Ii gets mad!
+Clown nails Sl Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of strong blows to the mouth.
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+Clown hits with a pair of stinging shots to the ribs.
+Clown tosses a volley of blows to the head.
+Clown hits with a series of solid punches to the head.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii lands a volley of painful blows to the head.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii pummels Clown with a volley of mean shots to the nose.
Sl Dork Boom Ii lands a brutal left uppercut and Clown is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Clown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Clown hits with a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Sl Dork Boom Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Clown pokes Sl Dork Boom Ii with a series of shots to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

SL Dork Boom II landed 13 of 31 punches, and The Diseased Clown landed 82 of 86 punches.

SL Dork Boom II won the round 10-7

SL Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-7


Sl Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!

Clown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Sl Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Clown grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Clown backs up Sl Dork Boom Ii with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Clown hammers Sl Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of shots to the chest.
+Clown stuns Sl Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Sl Dork Boom Ii laughs!
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Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sl Dork Boom Ii backs up Clown with a stiff roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii wakes up the fans with a cross to the solar plexus!
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-Clown throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SL Dork Boom II landed 12 of 17 punches, and The Diseased Clown landed 21 of 33 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

SL Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-17


Sl Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Clown is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Sl Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Clown grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Clown throws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Sl Dork Boom Ii hits with a series of shots to the ribs.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii nails Clown with a pair of commanding shots to the ribs.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii fires a volley of shots to the ribs.
Sl Dork Boom Ii lands a thundering left blow to the temple and Clown is knocked off his feet!!

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Clown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clown tags Sl Dork Boom Ii with a volley of shots to the ribs. Sl Dork Boom Ii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Clown attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Sl Dork Boom Ii leaps aside.
Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Clown jolts Sl Dork Boom Ii with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sl Dork Boom Ii jolts Clown with a stinging uppercut to the stomach. Clown falls against the ropes!
Sl Dork Boom Ii lands a lightning right uppercut and Clown's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Clown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Clown attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Sl Dork Boom Ii quickly backs away.
Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sl Dork Boom Ii whacks Clown with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Clown backs up Sl Dork Boom Ii with a pair of shots to the ribs!
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+Clown smacks Sl Dork Boom Ii with a series of stinging shots to the stomach.
+Clown strikes with a series of nasty shots to the ribs.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii staggers Clown with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SL Dork Boom II landed 17 of 24 punches, and The Diseased Clown landed 16 of 29 punches.

SL Dork Boom II won the round 10-7

SL Dork Boom II is winning the fight 30-24


Sl Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Clown receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

Sl Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Clown grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Clown throws a series of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Clown connects with a flurry of light shots to the stomach.
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+Sl Dork Boom Ii throws a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sl Dork Boom Ii belts Clown with a barrage of solid blows to the solar plexus!!
+Sl Dork Boom Ii tattoos Clown with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sl Dork Boom Ii strikes with a flurry of shots to the chest!
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+Clown tosses a pair of punches to the stomach. Sl Dork Boom Ii backpedals to his own corner.
Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii pops Clown with a heavy uppercut to the solar plexus. Clown retreats to the far corner.
Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Clown tries a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Sl Dork Boom Ii narrowly avoids it
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Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SL Dork Boom II landed 23 of 23 punches, and The Diseased Clown landed 8 of 32 punches.

SL Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

SL Dork Boom II is winning the fight 40-33


Sl Dork Boom Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Clown can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 5

Sl Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Clown clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii pops Clown with a flurry of commanding blows to the stomach!
Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Sl Dork Boom Ii wakes up the fans with a off balance roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Sl Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Clown solidly lands a series of nasty shots to the stomach.
Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Clown hits with a volley of heavy shots to the jaw.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Clown throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but Sl Dork Boom Ii ducks.
-Clown throws a series of left punches to the chin, but Sl Dork Boom Ii ties him up.
Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sl Dork Boom Ii tattoos Clown with a series of off balance shots to the chest. Clown beats a hasty retreat.
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Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Clown tries a flurry of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SL Dork Boom II landed 16 of 26 punches, and The Diseased Clown landed 17 of 73 punches.

SL Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

SL Dork Boom II is winning the fight 50-42


Sl Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Clown can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 6

Sl Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Clown flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

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+Sl Dork Boom Ii pokes Clown with a flurry of stinging shots to the ribs. Clown beats a hasty retreat.
Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii rocks Clown with a stiff left to the stomach. Clown grimaces in pain.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii pummels Clown with a volley of loud blows to the ribs!!
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-Clown fires a series of left blows to the head, but Sl Dork Boom Ii takes it in the forearms.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Sl Dork Boom Ii scores with a commanding hook to the ribs. Clown falls against the ropes!
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-Clown attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Clown lashes out with a volley of left blows to the chin, but Sl Dork Boom Ii quickly backs away.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Clown probes with a barrage of shots to the chin, but Sl Dork Boom Ii backs out of it.
Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Clown pummels Sl Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of off balance shots to the temple.
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+Clown jars Sl Dork Boom Ii with a commanding uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Clown probes with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

Sl Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Clown hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Clown lashes out with a left hook to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Clown tries to attack, but Sl Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sl Dork Boom Ii throws a series of wild punches to the ribs. Sl Dork Boom Ii is jabbing and laughing! Clown collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
SL Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Sl Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Clown can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: SL Dork Boom II 10-7
Round 2: SL Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: SL Dork Boom II 10-7
Round 4: SL Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SL Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: SL Dork Boom II 10-7
Round 2: SL Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: SL Dork Boom II 10-7
Round 4: SL Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SL Dork Boom II 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: SL Dork Boom II 10-7
Round 2: The Diseased Clown 10-9
Round 3: SL Dork Boom II 10-7
Round 4: SL Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SL Dork Boom II 10-9

SL Dork Boom II wins by a technical knockout!