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(Featherweight) Feather Skool defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by disqualification in round 9.

Match Wednesday, July 1, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Feather Skool!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Skool grazes Dorkness 5 with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 hits with Skool with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Dorkness 5 tags Skool with a series of heavy combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Skool with a volley of combinations to the chin. Skool doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Skool with a barrage of light combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 5 lands a crashing hook and Skool is flattened!!

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Skool struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 hits Skool with a hard combination to the eye.
Dorkness 5 lands a brutal left smash to the jaw and Skool goes over backwards!!

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Skool struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Skool thumps Dorkness 5 with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus!
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+Skool attacks with a volley of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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+Skool wakes up the fans with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Skool with a loud jab to the chin! Skool shakes his head to clear it.
+Skool attacks with a flurry of nice blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Skool with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of right combinations to the temple, but Skool backs out of it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
+Skool belts Dorkness 5 with a series of light punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Skool landed 21 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-7


Skool doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Skool probes with a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Skool with a series of punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Skool paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Skool tosses a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Skool with a pair of combinations to the chest.
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+Skool lands a volley of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a pair of nice shots to the stomach. Skool grimaces in pain.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Skool landed 14 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-16


Skool remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Skool beats a hasty retreat.
+Skool fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a volley of left combinations to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Skool hurts Dorkness 5 with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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-Skool charges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 clocks Skool with a sweeping right to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Skool with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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-Skool lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Skool landed 13 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-25


Skool grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Skool lashes out with a series of right combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Skool pokes Dorkness 5 with a pair of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dorkness 5 shakes Skool with a barrage of solid shots to the chest!!
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+Skool fires a series of shots to the stomach! Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Skool attempts a right right to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Skool with a volley of light shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Skool quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Skool landed 12 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 40-35


Skool grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Skool hits Dorkness 5 with a nice cross to the chest. Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of loud combinations to the ribs.
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+Skool scores with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-Skool paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Skool attempts a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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-Skool probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 smashes Skool with a wild combination to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Skool lands a flurry of powerful shots to the stomach. Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
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-Skool tries a right jab to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Skool pummels Dorkness 5 with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of painful combinations to the solar plexus. Skool hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Skool landed 20 of 39 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 27 punches.

Feather Skool won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 49-45


Skool is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 5 is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 smacks Skool with a series of loud combinations to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Skool tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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-Skool lashes out with a volley of combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
-Skool launches a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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+Skool throws a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a series of combinations to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Skool punches Dorkness 5 with a flurry of light blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Skool with a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Skool doesn't notice.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool throws a flurry of loud punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Skool lands a flurry of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Skool landed 19 of 38 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 22 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 59-55


Skool is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 5 is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Skool is brawling. (inside)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Skool smacks Dorkness 5 with a light hook to the face!!
Skool lands a crashing right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 5 is knocked off his feet!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Skool fires a flurry of strong blows to the temple!
+Dorkness 5 tattoos Skool with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Skool fires a uppercut to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 punches Skool with a flurry of nice combinations to the ribs. Skool sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Skool strikes with a series of painful shots to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Skool with a flurry of furious combinations to the stomach.
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-Skool fires a series of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Skool stuns Dorkness 5 with a flurry of hard blows to the jaw!!
+Dorkness 5 shakes Skool with a series of off balance punches to the ribs. Skool hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Skool with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus. Skool asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Skool scores with a volley of combinations to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Skool with a left to the chest! Skool sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Skool attempts a right roundhouse to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Skool tags Dorkness 5 with a pair of vicious blows to the face. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Skool lands a quick right haymaker and Dorkness 5 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Skool attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Skool probes with a flurry of right blows to the face, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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+Skool throws a series of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Skool landed 27 of 48 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 23 punches.

Feather Skool won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 66-65


Skool is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 5 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Skool launches a left right to the stomach, but to no avail.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a left left to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 5 attacks with a sweeping right to the ribs.
-Skool paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 5 belts Skool with a series of combinations to the ribs. Skool sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Skool launches a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 hides behind his gloves.
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-Skool fires a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Skool charges with a left to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
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+Skool staggers Dorkness 5 with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
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-Skool attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 drills Skool with an elbow! That was totally uncalled for!
+Skool rocks Dorkness 5 with a mean uppercut to the chest!
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a barrage of combinations to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Feather Skool landed 15 of 40 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 76-74


Skool looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 5 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Skool is brawling. (inside)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Skool attempts a barrage of left shots to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Skool charges with a pair of combinations to the nose, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Skool with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Skool probes with a volley of combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Skool wallops Dorkness 5 with a cross to the temple.
Skool lands a blood spattering left blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Skool with a straight right to the ribs!
-Dorkness 5 tries a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Skool hits with a pair of commanding shots to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of glancing combinations to the ribs.
-Skool attacks with a right jab to the face, but Dorkness 5 stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Skool with a bite to the ear! Feather Skool seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Feather Skool wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Skool collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Dorkness 5 collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 6: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 7: Feather Skool 10-7
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 6: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 7: Feather Skool 10-7
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 6: Feather Skool 10-9
Round 7: Feather Skool 10-7
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Feather Skool wins by a foul!