Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) What? Me Worry? defeated Annoyance v5.0 by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Saturday, June 27, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 187 pounds (85 kilograms) is What? Me Worry?!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 357 pounds (162 kilograms) is Annoyance v5.0!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Worry? hits with a pair of vicious punches to the chin!!
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+Worry? connects with a series of punches to the mouth. Annoyance sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Annoyance pokes Worry? with a pair of punches to the nose. Worry? sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Annoyance throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Worry? steps aside and laughs.
-Annoyance lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Worry? tags Annoyance with a series of furious punches to the face.
-Annoyance probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Worry? backs out of it.
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-Annoyance lashes out with a jab to the nose, but Worry? covers himself well.
-Worry? charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Annoyance leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
What? Me Worry? landed 16 of 25 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 8 of 33 punches.
What? Me Worry? won the round 10-9
What? Me Worry? is winning the fight 10-9
Worry? doesn't even want to rest!
Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Worry? is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Worry? stuns Annoyance with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Worry? attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Annoyance steps aside and laughs.
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+Annoyance throws a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Worry? attacks with a right left to the ribs, but Annoyance deftly avoits it.
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-Annoyance attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Annoyance tries to land a volley of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Annoyance attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Worry? probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Worry? thumps Annoyance with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Annoyance launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Worry? pokes Annoyance with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
What? Me Worry? landed 14 of 32 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 7 of 29 punches.
What? Me Worry? won the round 10-9
What? Me Worry? is winning the fight 20-18
Worry? doesn't even want to rest!
Annoyance is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Annoyance attacks with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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-Annoyance attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Worry? hides behind his gloves.
+Annoyance connects with a jab to the chest.
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-Worry? tries to land a right left to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Worry? wallops Annoyance with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
Worry? lands a vicious right punch in the nose and Annoyance's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
What? Me Worry? wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Worry? is obviously tired.
Annoyance collapses limply onto his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 2: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 2: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 2: What? Me Worry? 10-9
What? Me Worry? wins by a knockout!
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