Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Randolph Stunner by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Monday, June 22, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Randolph Stunner!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stunner comes out fighting.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Stunner with a pair of strong punches to the nose. Stunner seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 1 backs up Stunner with a barrage of nice blows to the face.
+Stunner hits with a volley of solid blows to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Stunner with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a series of stinging combinations to the face. Stunner backpedals to his own corner.
+Stunner smashes Dorkness 1 with a jab to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Stunner solidly lands a series of hard shots to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with Stunner with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Stunner lands a pair of strong blows to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 1 is hurt!
+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Stunner wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious punches to the chin!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 21 of 34 punches, and Randolph Stunner landed 21 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't want to stop fighting! He has gash below the right eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stunner comes out fighting.
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+Stunner throws a volley of commanding blows to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Stunner with a series of combinations to the nose!
+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of loud blows to the eye. Stunner grimaces in pain.
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+Stunner lands a series of punches to the chin!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Stunner leaps aside.
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+Stunner hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of hard shots to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of powerful punches to the face. Stunner sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 34 punches, and Randolph Stunner landed 19 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stunner doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stunner comes out fighting.
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+Stunner pokes Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the eye.
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-Stunner throws a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
+Dorkness 1 nails Stunner with a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 launches a jab to the nose, but Stunner ducks.
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+Stunner punches Dorkness 1 with a left to the chest.
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+Stunner fires a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a combination to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Stunner lashes out with a pair of furious blows to the jaw.
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+Stunner annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Stunner attacks with a barrage of punches to the face. Dorkness 1 covers up.
+Stunner solidly lands a flurry of wild shots to the ribs. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Stunner with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Stunner with a nice roundhouse to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 21 of 32 punches, and Randolph Stunner landed 25 of 31 punches.
Randolph Stunner won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Stunner doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stunner comes out fighting.
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+Stunner catches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of right combinations to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a right jab to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Stunner attacks with a flurry of shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Stunner with a mean combination to the eye.
+Stunner connects with a volley of wild blows to the jaw.
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+Stunner hits with a pair of stinging shots to the face. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of strong punches to the head!! Stunner retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 1 hits Stunner with a volley of punches to the face. Stunner asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Stunner hits with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Stunner slams Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 18 of 36 punches, and Randolph Stunner landed 27 of 34 punches.
Randolph Stunner won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
Stunner doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stunner comes out fighting.
+Dorkness 1 rocks Stunner with a volley of combinations to the face. Stunner gets mad!
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+Stunner drills Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Stunner steps aside.
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+Stunner hits with a pair of loud blows to the chest.
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+Stunner drills Dorkness 1 with a volley of heavy shots to the face.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of right combinations to the face, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of combinations to the nose, but Stunner stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Stunner with a glancing combination to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a volley of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Stunner tosses Dorkness 1 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Stunner pokes Dorkness 1 with a pair of painful shots to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 32 punches, and Randolph Stunner landed 31 of 31 punches.
Randolph Stunner won the round 10-9
Randolph Stunner is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Stunner doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stunner comes out fighting.
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+Stunner fires a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Stunner wakes up the fans with a pair of off balance blows to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of left combinations to the chin, but Stunner steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of combinations to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the temple, but Stunner hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Stunner with a series of furious combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Stunner with a series of punches to the head!
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+Stunner throws a series of shots to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Stunner escapes.
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BELL
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
Stunner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the right eye.
The doctor won't let Randolph Stunner continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Randolph Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Randolph Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Randolph Stunner 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Randolph Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Randolph Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Randolph Stunner 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Randolph Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Randolph Stunner 10-9
Round 5: Randolph Stunner 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a technical knockout!
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