Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Unlucky SOB by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.Match Thursday, June 11, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 148 pounds (67 kilograms) is Unlucky SOB!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of right combinations to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Unlucky attacks with a volley of combinations to the eye. Tutu! shakes his head to clear it.
-Unlucky fires a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Unlucky attacks with a right combination to the mouth, but Tutu! backs out of it.
+Tutu! punches Unlucky with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Unlucky doesn't notice.
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-Tutu! throws a jab to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Unlucky tattoos Tutu! with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Unlucky probes with a combination to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Unlucky fires a jab to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! smacks Unlucky with a jab to the solar plexus. Unlucky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Tutu! drills Unlucky with a volley of solid punches to the stomach. Unlucky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Tutu! hammers Unlucky with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 22 of 35 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 11 of 40 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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-Unlucky probes with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Tutu! steps aside.
-Unlucky fires a jab to the head, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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+Tutu! suprises Unlucky with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Tutu! paws a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Unlucky probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Unlucky attempts a series of combinations to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! hits Unlucky with a volley of mean punches to the ribs. Unlucky seems wobbly!
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+Tutu! staggers Unlucky with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
+Unlucky tosses a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
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-Unlucky attempts a pair of left combinations to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 15 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 39 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky probes with a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu! solidly lands a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs. Unlucky shakes his head to clear it.
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-Unlucky fires a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Unlucky paws a volley of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Tutu! wallops Unlucky with a series of shots to the chest. Unlucky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Unlucky lunges with a left jab to the temple, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
+Unlucky jolts Tutu! with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Tutu! charges with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky launches a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Tutu! ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 15 of 23 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 40 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky tries a series of left combinations to the mouth, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
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-Unlucky probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Unlucky probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
-Unlucky paws a right to the temple, but Tutu! blocks.
-Unlucky charges with a volley of combinations to the head, but Tutu! backs out of it.
+Unlucky hits with a volley of combinations to the nose!!
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-Unlucky launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! stuns Unlucky with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Unlucky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 38 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 39-37
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Unlucky lunges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Unlucky grazes Tutu! with a series of stinging punches to the face.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky paws a left combination to the eye, but Tutu! escapes.
-Tutu! launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Unlucky attempts a left combination to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Unlucky tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu! pokes Unlucky with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Unlucky tries to land a pair of right combinations to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! clocks Unlucky with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 38 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 49-46
Tutu! is obviously tired.
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Unlucky lands a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
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-Unlucky throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Unlucky probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Unlucky attacks with a barrage of left combinations to the chin, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Unlucky paws a pair of blows to the eye, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 37 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 58-56
Tutu! is obviously tired.
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Unlucky fires a series of light shots to the chin.
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-Unlucky attempts a volley of combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Unlucky tries to land a left to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Unlucky throws a pair of right combinations to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Unlucky launches a volley of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Unlucky launches a pair of punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Tutu! throws a series of stinging punches to the stomach!! Unlucky backpedals to his own corner.
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-Tutu! attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Unlucky tries a pair of left shots to the head, but misses.
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-Tutu! throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 7 of 40 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 68-65
Tutu! is obviously tired.
Unlucky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Unlucky throws a painful jab to the jaw.
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-Unlucky paws a flurry of left combinations to the face, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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-Unlucky attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
-Unlucky lunges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Unlucky tries a cross to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Unlucky throws a volley of left combinations to the nose, but Tutu! ducks.
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+Unlucky annoys Tutu! with a volley of punches to the mouth. Tutu! backpedals to his own corner.
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-Unlucky paws a pair of combinations to the chin, but Tutu! escapes.
-Unlucky throws a right cross to the chin, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 37 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 77-75
Tutu! is obviously tired.
Unlucky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky launches a combination to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Unlucky launches a series of left combinations to the head, but Tutu! leaps aside.
+Tutu! takes charge with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-Unlucky paws a volley of right combinations to the chin, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Tutu! probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Tutu! throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Unlucky takes it in the forearms.
-Unlucky tries a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Unlucky whacks Tutu! with a volley of furious combinations to the head.
-Unlucky paws a series of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Tutu! backs out of it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 27 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 37 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 87-84
Tutu! is obviously tired.
Unlucky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Unlucky probes with a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Tutu! blocks.
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-Unlucky attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! blocks.
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+Unlucky backs up Tutu! with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Unlucky throws a volley of combinations to the head, but Tutu! stays away from it.
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-Tutu! attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Unlucky steps aside.
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-Unlucky attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Tutu! hits with a barrage of loud combinations to the eye.
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-Unlucky probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Tutu! ducks.
-Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face!
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-Unlucky tries to land a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a jab to the temple, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 26 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 6 of 39 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 97-93
Tutu! is obviously tired.
Unlucky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Unlucky catches Tutu! with a off balance jab to the eye. Tutu! laughs!
-Unlucky probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Tutu! charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Unlucky launches a right cross to the head, but Tutu! ties him up.
+Tutu! staggers Unlucky with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Unlucky probes with a volley of left combinations to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Tutu! attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Unlucky backs out of it.
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-Unlucky attempts a series of left combinations to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Unlucky tries to land a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Tutu! strikes with a series of furious punches to the head! Unlucky quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 7 of 42 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 107-102
Tutu! is slowing down.
Unlucky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 12
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Tutu! probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Unlucky paws a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Tutu! probes with a jab to the eye, but misses.
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-Tutu! launches a series of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Unlucky fires a flurry of combinations to the face, but Tutu! covers himself well.
+Unlucky hammers Tutu! with a flurry of commanding combinations to the jaw.
+Tutu! lands a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Unlucky beats a hasty retreat.
-Unlucky launches a left jab to the chin, but Tutu! escapes.
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+Tutu! solidly lands a barrage of punches to the nose!
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-Unlucky paws a volley of combinations to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky probes with a series of combinations to the chin, but misses.
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-Unlucky attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
-Unlucky attempts a roundhouse to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Unlucky charges with a barrage of left combinations to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 25 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 38 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 117-111
Tutu! is slowing down.
Unlucky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by decision!
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