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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Teddy by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, June 6, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Teddy!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy whacks Neuman with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Teddy hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Teddy lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Teddy tags Neuman with a nasty right to the ribs.
+Neuman hits Teddy with a barrage of punches to the temple!! Teddy grimaces in pain.
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+Neuman hits with a volley of punches to the jaw!!
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+Neuman strikes with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Neuman pokes Teddy with a series of shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 24 punches, and Teddy landed 26 of 31 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman thumps Teddy with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Teddy whacks Neuman with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Neuman lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Neuman solidly lands a barrage of nice punches to the chest. Teddy is hurt!
-Teddy paws a volley of left punches to the head, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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-Teddy probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Neuman escapes.
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-Neuman tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Teddy hits Neuman with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
+Neuman staggers Teddy with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 30 punches, and Teddy landed 21 of 34 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Neuman throws a volley of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Teddy solidly lands a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Teddy hits with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
+Teddy lands a series of punches to the jaw. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Teddy wallops Neuman with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Neuman tags Teddy with a pair of punches to the chest. Teddy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Neuman annoys Teddy with a barrage of light blows to the solar plexus!
+Neuman lands a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Teddy belts Neuman with a series of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 28 of 31 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Teddy throws a volley of punches to the head, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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+Neuman jolts Teddy with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye. Teddy shakes his head to clear it.
-Teddy probes with a right straight right to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Neuman strikes with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Teddy grazes Neuman with a series of light punches to the face.
+Neuman shakes Teddy with a volley of hard punches to the head.
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+Neuman jars Teddy with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Teddy smashes Neuman with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Teddy charges with a pair of left punches to the face, but Neuman stays away from it.
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+Neuman whacks Teddy with a volley of punches to the chin!! Teddy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Neuman tries to land a left right to the face, but misses.
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+Teddy jars Neuman with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 25 of 31 punches, and Teddy landed 19 of 32 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman pops Teddy with a series of punches to the head. Teddy covers up.
Neuman lands a decisive right smash to the jaw and Teddy is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Teddy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Neuman jars Teddy with a volley of mean punches to the head.
Neuman lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Teddy's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Teddy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Neuman wallops Teddy with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Neuman nails Teddy with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Teddy hits with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
+Teddy shakes Neuman with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs. Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Teddy connects with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Teddy scores with a strong jab to the chest.
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+Neuman tosses a pair of heavy punches to the face.
-Neuman charges with a straight right to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Teddy smashes Neuman with a cross to the jaw.
-Neuman lashes out with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Teddy hits Neuman with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Teddy strikes with a series of commanding punches to the nose. Neuman doesn't notice.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a glancing jab to the chest. Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman fires a powerful cross to the jaw.
-Neuman tries to land a right roundhouse to the face, but loses his balance.
+Neuman clocks Teddy with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Neuman annoys Teddy with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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+Teddy takes charge with a jab to the face.
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+Teddy hits Neuman with a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman tosses a jab to the temple!
+Neuman scores with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 37 of 51 punches, and Teddy landed 32 of 32 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-7

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 48-45


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

+Neuman whacks Teddy with a flurry of punches to the head. Teddy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Neuman lands a well placed blow to the temple and Teddy falls to the canvas!!

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Teddy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Neuman probes with a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Teddy stuns Neuman with a solid jab to the solar plexus.
+Neuman fires a volley of vicious punches to the temple!
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+Neuman lands a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Neuman charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Teddy covers himself well.
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+Teddy pummels Neuman with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman fires a volley of quick punches to the temple!
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+Neuman smashes Teddy with a pair of stiff punches to the face!!
+Neuman pops Teddy with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Neuman backs up Teddy with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Neuman lands a lightning right hook and Teddy hurtles to the canvas!!

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Teddy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman annoys Teddy with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
Neuman lands a devestating left haymaker and Teddy hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Alfred E. Neuman wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman is slowing down. He has a broken nose.

Teddy is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Teddy 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Teddy 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-7

Alfred E. Neuman wins by a knockout!