Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Rektal Darx defeated Larmasin by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-112, 115-112.Match Wednesday, April 26, 2000In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Rektal Darx!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Larmasin!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Rektal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Larmasin fights inside. (inside)
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+Rektal tattoos Larmasin with a series of painful punches to the chin.
-Larmasin probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Rektal takes it in the forearms.
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+Rektal slams Larmasin with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Larmasin belts Rektal with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Rektal belts Larmasin with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Rektal tattoos Larmasin with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth. Larmasin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Larmasin paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Rektal hits Larmasin with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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+Rektal rocks Larmasin with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Rektal backs up Larmasin with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Rektal hits Larmasin with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Larmasin staggers Rektal with a stinging hook to the ribs. Rektal quickly recovers.
-Larmasin tries a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Rektal quickly backs away.
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-Larmasin tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Larmasin probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Rektal stays away from it.
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+Larmasin hits Rektal with a pair of furious blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 38 of 38 punches, and Larmasin landed 17 of 42 punches.
Rektal Darx won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 10-9
Rektal doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Rektal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Larmasin is brawling. (inside)
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+Rektal attacks with a nice roundhouse to the chin. Larmasin sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Rektal annoys Larmasin with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
-Larmasin probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Larmasin fires a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Rektal steps aside.
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-Larmasin attacks with a right left to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Larmasin lands a series of blows to the solar plexus. Rektal hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Larmasin paws a left straight right to the ribs, but misses.
+Rektal shakes Larmasin with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Larmasin catches Rektal with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs! Rektal beats a hasty retreat.
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+Rektal pokes Larmasin with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth. Larmasin gets mad!
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+Rektal punches Larmasin with a flurry of punches to the face. Larmasin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Rektal annoys Larmasin with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple. Larmasin is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 33 of 33 punches, and Larmasin landed 16 of 39 punches.
Rektal Darx won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 20-18
Rektal doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Rektal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Larmasin is brawling. (inside)
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-Larmasin lunges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Larmasin punches Rektal with a heavy right to the ribs.
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+Rektal hits Larmasin with a pair of punches to the head! Larmasin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Larmasin tries to land a left hook to the chest, but Rektal blocks.
+Larmasin nails Rektal with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Rektal tattoos Larmasin with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Larmasin throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Rektal hits with a painful sweeping right to the head.
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-Larmasin probes with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Larmasin paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Rektal narrowly avoids it
-Larmasin tries to land a barrage of shots to the chest, but Rektal deftly avoits it.
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+Larmasin belts Rektal with a flurry of hard shots to the ribs. Rektal sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Rektal lands a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Rektal belts Larmasin with a pair of strong punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 32 of 34 punches, and Larmasin landed 14 of 44 punches.
Rektal Darx won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 30-27
Rektal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Rektal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Larmasin is brawling. (inside)
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+Rektal punches Larmasin with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Larmasin tries to land a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Rektal nails Larmasin with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Rektal lands a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
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-Larmasin probes with a hook to the ribs, but Rektal ducks just in time.
+Rektal hammers Larmasin with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Larmasin launches a left hook to the stomach, but Rektal quickly backs away.
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+Larmasin punches Rektal with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
+Larmasin annoys Rektal with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Larmasin attacks with a series of blows to the stomach, but Rektal steps aside and laughs.
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+Rektal hammers Larmasin with a hard straight right to the temple! Larmasin laughs!
+Rektal shakes Larmasin with a volley of shots to the temple.
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-Larmasin tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but Rektal narrowly avoids it
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-Larmasin charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Rektal hides behind his gloves.
+Larmasin throws a pair of off balance shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 32 of 34 punches, and Larmasin landed 14 of 39 punches.
Rektal Darx won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 40-36
Rektal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Rektal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Larmasin is brawling. (inside)
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+Larmasin hits Rektal with a series of off balance blows to the stomach. Rektal doesn't notice.
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-Larmasin tries to land a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Rektal escapes.
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-Larmasin launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Rektal backs out of it.
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-Larmasin attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Rektal clocks Larmasin with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Larmasin lands a barrage of blows to the solar plexus!
-Larmasin charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Larmasin backs up Rektal with a barrage of nasty shots to the chest!
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-Larmasin attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 7 of 8 punches, and Larmasin landed 13 of 42 punches.
Larmasin won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 49-46
Rektal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Rektal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Larmasin throws everything he's got! (all-out)
-Larmasin launches a pair of hooks to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Larmasin lashes out with a left punch to the stomach, but Rektal hides behind his gloves.
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-Larmasin fires a series of left hooks to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Rektal suprises Larmasin with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Larmasin charges with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Rektal drills Larmasin with a pair of punches to the stomach. Larmasin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Larmasin staggers Rektal with a pair of hard uppercuts to the solar plexus.
+Larmasin tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Rektal rocks Larmasin with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Rektal tags Larmasin with a wild shot to the jaw.
+Rektal nails Larmasin with a series of commanding roundhouses to the face. Larmasin grimaces in pain.
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-Larmasin throws a pair of hooks to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Rektal drills Larmasin with a volley of light roundhouses to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 33 of 34 punches, and Larmasin landed 16 of 41 punches.
Rektal Darx won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 59-55
Rektal is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 7
Rektal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Larmasin is brawling. (inside)
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+Rektal fires a series of nice punches to the temple. Larmasin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Rektal tags Larmasin with a pair of mean punches to the face!
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-Larmasin tries to land a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Rektal narrowly avoids it
+Rektal pokes Larmasin with a barrage of nice punches to the chest. Larmasin ignores it.
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+Larmasin attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
+Rektal strikes with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Rektal tags Larmasin with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Larmasin throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Rektal quickly backs away.
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-Larmasin launches a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Rektal escapes.
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-Larmasin fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Rektal backs out of it.
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+Larmasin hits Rektal with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Rektal backs up Larmasin with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 30 of 30 punches, and Larmasin landed 13 of 42 punches.
Rektal Darx won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 69-64
Rektal is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 8
Rektal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Larmasin is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Larmasin fires a barrage of right hooks to the chest, but Rektal ducks.
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-Larmasin throws a right blow to the chest, but Rektal takes it in the forearms.
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-Larmasin attacks with a series of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Rektal takes charge with a volley of hard punches to the eye. Larmasin covers up.
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-Larmasin tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Rektal backs out of it.
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-Larmasin throws a pair of left crosses to the chest, but Rektal steps aside.
+Larmasin lands a series of shots to the ribs!! Rektal asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Larmasin throws a barrage of hooks to the ribs, but Rektal escapes.
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+Larmasin stuns Rektal with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach!! Rektal ignores it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 8 of 8 punches, and Larmasin landed 13 of 39 punches.
Larmasin won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 78-74
Rektal is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 9
Rektal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Larmasin is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Larmasin lands a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Larmasin throws a volley of shots to the chest. Rektal retreats to the far corner.
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-Larmasin attacks with a volley of right crosses to the solar plexus, but Rektal backs out of it.
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-Larmasin attempts a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Rektal narrowly avoids it
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+Rektal takes charge with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
-Larmasin attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Rektal quickly backs away.
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-Larmasin charges with a pair of roundhouses to the chest, but Rektal beats a hasty retreat.
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-Larmasin launches a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Rektal hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 8 of 8 punches, and Larmasin landed 13 of 38 punches.
Larmasin won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 87-84
Rektal is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 10
Rektal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Larmasin throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Rektal staggers Larmasin with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
+Rektal whacks Larmasin with a volley of strong punches to the head!! Larmasin quickly recovers.
+Larmasin lands a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Rektal solidly lands a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Rektal throws a flurry of quick punches to the face.
-Larmasin attempts a series of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Rektal strikes with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Larmasin tries a pair of right hooks to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Rektal punches Larmasin with a pair of off balance uppercuts to the chest.
Rektal lands a well placed haymaker and Larmasin hurtles to the canvas!!
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Larmasin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rektal clocks Larmasin with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Larmasin doesn't seem bothered.
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-Larmasin attempts a series of hooks to the ribs, but Rektal stays away from it.
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+Rektal shakes Larmasin with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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-Larmasin attempts a barrage of crosses to the solar plexus, but Rektal backs out of it.
-Larmasin throws a left cross to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Larmasin solidly lands a series of loud roundhouses to the ribs!! Rektal hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Rektal solidly lands a series of heavy punches to the temple!
+Larmasin punches Rektal with a volley of stinging roundhouses to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 39 of 39 punches, and Larmasin landed 15 of 38 punches.
Rektal Darx won the round 10-8
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 97-92
Rektal is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 11
Rektal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Larmasin throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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-Larmasin throws a jab to the chin, but Rektal leaps aside.
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-Larmasin tries to land a barrage of blows to the eye, but Rektal leaps aside.
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+Rektal tags Larmasin with a cross to the nose.
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-Larmasin throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Larmasin tries to land a barrage of uppercuts to the head, but Rektal covers himself well.
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-Larmasin tries a pair of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Larmasin throws a pair of right shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Larmasin punches Rektal with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Larmasin launches a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Rektal leaps aside.
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-Larmasin lunges with a series of right hooks to the nose, but Rektal stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 8 of 8 punches, and Larmasin landed 5 of 38 punches.
Larmasin won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 106-102
Rektal is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 12
Rektal is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Larmasin throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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-Larmasin probes with a pair of left uppercuts to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Larmasin tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but Rektal beats a hasty retreat.
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-Larmasin probes with a cross to the mouth, but Rektal leaps aside.
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+Rektal staggers Larmasin with a barrage of shots to the jaw. Larmasin laughs!
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-Larmasin attempts a right right to the jaw, but Rektal ties him up.
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-Larmasin launches a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Rektal Darx landed 8 of 8 punches, and Larmasin landed 5 of 40 punches.
Larmasin won the round 10-9
Rektal Darx is winning the fight 115-112
Rektal is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.
Larmasin is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 2: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 3: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 4: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 5: Larmasin 10-9
Round 6: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 7: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 8: Larmasin 10-9
Round 9: Larmasin 10-9
Round 10: Rektal Darx 10-8
Round 11: Larmasin 10-9
Round 12: Larmasin 10-9
Total Score: Rektal Darx 115-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 2: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 3: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 4: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 5: Larmasin 10-9
Round 6: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 7: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 8: Larmasin 10-9
Round 9: Larmasin 10-9
Round 10: Rektal Darx 10-8
Round 11: Larmasin 10-9
Round 12: Larmasin 10-9
Total Score: Rektal Darx 115-112
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 2: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 3: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 4: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 5: Larmasin 10-9
Round 6: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 7: Rektal Darx 10-9
Round 8: Larmasin 10-9
Round 9: Larmasin 10-9
Round 10: Rektal Darx 10-8
Round 11: Larmasin 10-9
Round 12: Larmasin 10-9
Total Score: Rektal Darx 115-112
Rektal Darx wins by decision!
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