Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy defeated Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard by disqualification in round 11.Match Wednesday, June 3, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Funnyman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Beauregard attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Beauregard attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Beauregard pounds Funnyman with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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-Beauregard launches a pair of punches to the face, but Funnyman narrowly avoids it
+Beauregard smashes Funnyman with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach. Funnyman falls against the ropes!
-Funnyman probes with a right right to the face, but Beauregard leaps aside.
+Funnyman tags Beauregard with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
-Beauregard tries a pair of left blows to the face, but Funnyman deftly avoits it.
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+Funnyman strikes with a series of loud punches to the chin.
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+Funnyman belts Beauregard with a barrage of punches to the face. Beauregard grimaces in pain.
+Beauregard smashes Funnyman with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard tags Funnyman with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Funnyman fires a jab to the mouth.
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-Funnyman paws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Funnyman fires a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Beauregard clocks Funnyman with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Beauregard attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin. Funnyman doesn't seem bothered.
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+Funnyman catches Beauregard with a volley of light punches to the eye.
+Beauregard drills Funnyman with a series of quick punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Beauregard throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 37 of 49 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 45 of 64 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9
Funnyman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Funnyman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Funnyman lashes out with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
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+Funnyman connects with a series of light blows to the head.
+Funnyman throws a flurry of wild punches to the chin. Beauregard quickly recovers.
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-Funnyman paws a pair of left punches to the head, but Beauregard ties him up.
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+Funnyman hits with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
+Funnyman pokes Beauregard with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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-Beauregard lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Beauregard attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Funnyman stays away from it.
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-Beauregard attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Funnyman throws a cross to the solar plexus, but Beauregard ducks.
+Funnyman hits with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus. Beauregard falls against the ropes!
+Beauregard hurts Funnyman with a series of punches to the chest.
+Beauregard hits Funnyman with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Beauregard scores with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Funnyman hammers Beauregard with a furious straight right to the temple.
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+Funnyman tattoos Beauregard with a pair of hard punches to the mouth. Beauregard quickly recovers.
+Funnyman suprises Beauregard with a volley of quick punches to the nose.
+Beauregard fires a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
+Funnyman shakes Beauregard with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 48 of 61 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 18 of 33 punches.
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Funnyman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Funnyman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Funnyman hammers Beauregard with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Beauregard pokes Funnyman with a series of punches to the chin.
-Beauregard tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but Funnyman hides behind his gloves.
-Funnyman tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Beauregard attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Funnyman annoys Beauregard with a mean jab to the nose. Beauregard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Funnyman slams Beauregard with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Beauregard stuns Funnyman with a series of off balance punches to the eye!
-Funnyman throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Beauregard ties him up.
+Funnyman thumps Beauregard with a flurry of punches to the head. Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
+Funnyman wakes up the fans with a series of light punches to the nose.
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-Funnyman lunges with a sweeping right to the ribs, but falls short.
+Beauregard connects with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Funnyman shakes Beauregard with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Funnyman wallops Beauregard with a loud jab to the face.
+Beauregard hits Funnyman with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
-Beauregard paws a pair of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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-Beauregard probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Funnyman stays away from it.
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-Beauregard probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Funnyman ducks just in time.
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+Beauregard annoys Funnyman with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard hits with a series of punches to the jaw. Funnyman seems wobbly!
+Funnyman nails Beauregard with a volley of off balance punches to the head. Beauregard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Beauregard tries to land a flurry of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Beauregard throws a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+Beauregard lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Funnyman throws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Beauregard solidly lands a flurry of punches to the eye. Funnyman quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 54 of 74 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 58 of 93 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 29-28
Funnyman doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Funnyman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Beauregard smacks Funnyman with a series of punches to the nose!!
-Funnyman tries to land a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Funnyman backs up Beauregard with a series of wild punches to the chin!
+Beauregard staggers Funnyman with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
+Beauregard smacks Funnyman with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
-Beauregard lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Funnyman staggers Beauregard with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Beauregard lashes out with a right roundhouse to the eye, but Funnyman quickly backs away.
-Beauregard paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Funnyman tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Beauregard covers himself well.
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+Beauregard jolts Funnyman with a cross to the chest. Funnyman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Funnyman jolts Beauregard with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Funnyman nails Beauregard with a furious straight right to the face. Beauregard covers up.
+Beauregard lashes out with a pair of punches to the head.
+Funnyman hits Beauregard with a right to the chest. Beauregard retreats to the far corner.
+Funnyman thumps Beauregard with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard hammers Funnyman with a volley of wild punches to the jaw. Funnyman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Funnyman pummels Beauregard with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
+Funnyman pummels Beauregard with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Funnyman lashes out with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Funnyman lands a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Beauregard probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Beauregard solidly lands a volley of punches to the eye.
+Funnyman stuns Beauregard with a pair of punches to the ribs. Beauregard quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Funnyman throws a volley of punches to the temple. Beauregard backpedals to his own corner.
+Funnyman takes charge with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Beauregard lands a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Beauregard hits Funnyman with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
+Beauregard hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Beauregard strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
+Funnyman fires a volley of punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Beauregard attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Funnyman takes it in the forearms.
+Beauregard catches Funnyman with a furious cross to the chest.
+Funnyman hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Funnyman hits with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Funnyman lands a commanding straight right to the jaw.
-Funnyman throws a left jab to the head, but Beauregard steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 67 of 89 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 52 of 81 punches.
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Funnyman doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Funnyman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Beauregard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Beauregard hits with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
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+Funnyman rocks Beauregard with a flurry of solid punches to the chin!
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+Funnyman fires a barrage of glancing punches to the eye. Beauregard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Funnyman tries to land a right jab to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Beauregard paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Beauregard attacks with a barrage of light punches to the chin. Funnyman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Funnyman wallops Beauregard with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw!!
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Funnyman hurts Beauregard with a barrage of quick shots to the chin.
+Funnyman connects with a flurry of punches to the chin!!
-Funnyman paws a volley of punches to the chin, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Beauregard fires a jab to the temple, but Funnyman escapes.
-Beauregard attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Beauregard fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Beauregard charges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Funnyman ties him up.
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+Beauregard catches Funnyman with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
+Beauregard attacks with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Beauregard tags Funnyman with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
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+Beauregard punches Funnyman with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Beauregard attacks with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Beauregard attempts a right to the mouth, but Funnyman backs out of it.
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+Funnyman hits with a pair of painful punches to the face.
+Beauregard throws a volley of loud shots to the head!!
+Funnyman smacks Beauregard with a series of stiff punches to the face. Beauregard retreats to the far corner.
+Funnyman hits with a barrage of punches to the temple. Beauregard grimaces in pain.
+Beauregard tattoos Funnyman with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Funnyman jars Beauregard with a pair of hard punches to the face. Beauregard falls against the ropes!
+Beauregard grazes Funnyman with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
+Beauregard throws a flurry of punches to the chest!
+Funnyman lands a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
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+Beauregard smacks Funnyman with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
-Funnyman attacks with a volley of right punches to the face, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
-Funnyman attempts a left jab to the chin, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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+Beauregard throws a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Funnyman paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Beauregard leaps aside.
+ The fighters swap shots to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 69 of 89 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 60 of 89 punches.
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy won the round 10-9
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy is winning the fight 48-47
Funnyman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Funnyman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Beauregard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Beauregard charges with a jab to the eye, but Funnyman deftly avoits it.
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+Funnyman fires a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Funnyman fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Beauregard ties him up.
-Beauregard attempts a left to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Beauregard connects with a series of nice blows to the chin.
+Funnyman tags Beauregard with a left to the solar plexus.
+Funnyman strikes with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Beauregard attempts a series of right punches to the head, but Funnyman hides behind his gloves.
+Beauregard hits with a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Beauregard probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Funnyman attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Beauregard blocks.
+Funnyman drills Beauregard with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
+Beauregard connects with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Funnyman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beauregard suprises Funnyman with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Funnyman punches Beauregard with a volley of punches to the temple!!
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-Beauregard probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but Funnyman hides behind his gloves.
-Funnyman lunges with a left jab to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Beauregard punches Funnyman with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Funnyman hits with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Beauregard paws a series of punches to the temple, but Funnyman narrowly avoids it
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-Beauregard launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Funnyman covers himself well.
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+Beauregard hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the face!
+Funnyman lands a series of quick punches to the jaw. Beauregard backpedals to his own corner.
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+Funnyman pounds Beauregard with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Funnyman paws a volley of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Funnyman staggers Beauregard with a barrage of punches to the chin!! Beauregard grimaces in pain.
+Funnyman rocks Beauregard with a barrage of commanding blows to the temple.
+Funnyman lands a volley of stiff punches to the head.
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+Beauregard fires a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
+Beauregard hits with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
+Beauregard whacks Funnyman with a light cross to the head.
+Funnyman clocks Beauregard with a volley of wild punches to the nose. Beauregard doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 72 of 92 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 60 of 95 punches.
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy won the round 10-9
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy is winning the fight 58-56
Funnyman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Funnyman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Funnyman rocks Beauregard with a jab to the jaw. Beauregard falls against the ropes!
+Funnyman takes charge with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Funnyman whacks Beauregard with a volley of punches to the chin. Beauregard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Beauregard launches a series of left punches to the chest, but misses.
+Funnyman nails Beauregard with a series of loud punches to the face.
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-Funnyman paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Funnyman hammers Beauregard with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Funnyman connects with a off balance left to the nose. Beauregard laughs!
-Funnyman attacks with a left to the nose, but Beauregard ties him up.
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+Beauregard takes charge with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Beauregard fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Funnyman tosses a volley of powerful punches to the chin. Beauregard retreats to the far corner.
-Beauregard throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Funnyman ties him up.
-Beauregard throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Funnyman steps aside and laughs.
-Funnyman lunges with a right jab to the jaw, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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+Funnyman suprises Beauregard with a light jab to the face.
+Funnyman hurts Beauregard with a volley of punches to the stomach!!
-Funnyman charges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Beauregard hits Funnyman with a heavy right to the chest.
-Funnyman launches a volley of right punches to the chest, but Beauregard escapes.
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+Funnyman backs up Beauregard with a series of wild punches to the face.
+Funnyman backs up Beauregard with a volley of punches to the temple!
+Beauregard lands a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Beauregard strikes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Funnyman launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Funnyman catches Beauregard with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
+Funnyman pops Beauregard with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 57 of 92 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 22 of 37 punches.
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy won the round 10-9
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy is winning the fight 68-65
Funnyman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Funnyman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Funnyman probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Beauregard probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
-Beauregard lashes out with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Funnyman ducks just in time.
+Funnyman stuns Beauregard with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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+Beauregard connects with a volley of powerful punches to the chest. Funnyman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Beauregard solidly lands a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
+Beauregard smashes Funnyman with a series of furious punches to the chest.
+Funnyman smacks Beauregard with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Beauregard lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Funnyman steps aside.
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-Funnyman attacks with a series of shots to the chin, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
-Beauregard attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but Funnyman stays away from it.
-Funnyman tries a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
+Funnyman annoys Beauregard with a furious jab to the solar plexus.
-Beauregard attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Funnyman attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Funnyman fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Funnyman tattoos Beauregard with a series of punches to the nose. Beauregard shakes his head to clear it.
+Funnyman hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose!
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+Funnyman fires a series of punches to the nose.
-Beauregard lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Funnyman punches Beauregard with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
+Funnyman throws a series of heavy punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Funnyman hits with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 48 of 74 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 23 of 52 punches.
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy won the round 10-9
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy is winning the fight 78-74
Funnyman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Funnyman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Funnyman attacks with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Beauregard tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but Funnyman hides behind his gloves.
+Beauregard jolts Funnyman with a barrage of light punches to the eye. Funnyman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Beauregard throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Beauregard paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Funnyman leaps aside.
+Funnyman jolts Beauregard with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Funnyman paws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Beauregard ducks.
-Funnyman fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Funnyman pops Beauregard with a volley of punches to the chin. Beauregard gets mad!
+Funnyman punches Beauregard with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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-Beauregard throws a straight right to the mouth, but Funnyman steps aside.
-Funnyman tries to land a left left to the stomach, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
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+Funnyman smacks Beauregard with a mean right to the solar plexus.
+Beauregard lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Funnyman annoys Beauregard with a jab to the mouth.
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+Beauregard wallops Funnyman with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Funnyman connects with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
+Funnyman throws a straight right to the nose.
+Beauregard jars Funnyman with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Funnyman pounds Beauregard with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
+Beauregard smashes Funnyman with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Funnyman whacks Beauregard with a series of punches to the head!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Funnyman tags Beauregard with a nice jab to the face!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 49 of 71 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 19 of 41 punches.
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy won the round 10-8
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy is winning the fight 88-82
Funnyman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Funnyman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Funnyman fires a series of punches to the head.
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-Beauregard attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Funnyman stays away from it.
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+Beauregard throws Funnyman with a blow to the groin! The audience is howling!
-Beauregard throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Funnyman covers himself well.
+Funnyman throws a straight right to the stomach.
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+Funnyman hits with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
+Funnyman jolts Beauregard with a series of punches to the temple. Beauregard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Beauregard shakes Funnyman with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Funnyman hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Funnyman charges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Beauregard staggers Funnyman with a series of punches to the head. Funnyman gets mad!
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-Beauregard attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Beauregard attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Funnyman ties him up.
-Funnyman paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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-Funnyman attacks with a left sweeping right to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Beauregard lashes out with a sweeping right to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 30 of 42 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 20 of 42 punches.
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy won the round 10-9
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy is winning the fight 98-91
Funnyman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Funnyman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Beauregard rocks Funnyman with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Funnyman lunges with a left left to the solar plexus, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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+Funnyman pummels Beauregard with a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Beauregard tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Funnyman attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Funnyman shakes Beauregard with a series of off balance punches to the temple. Beauregard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Beauregard throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Funnyman ducks.
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+Funnyman tosses a series of light punches to the eye.
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+Beauregard lashes out with Funnyman with a head butt! Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Funnyman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 5: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 6: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 7: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 8: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 9: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-8
Round 10: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 5: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 6: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 7: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 8: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 9: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-8
Round 10: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 7: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 8: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 9: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-8
Round 10: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy wins by a foul!
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