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(Heavyweight) Annoyance v5.0 defeated Big Boys Monster Heavy by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, May 30, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 357 pounds (162 kilograms) is Annoyance v5.0!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is Big Boys Monster Heavy!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Annoyance launches a left jab to the face, but comes up empty.
+Heavy catches Annoyance with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Heavy clocks Annoyance with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Heavy staggers Annoyance with a series of punches to the nose.
-Annoyance throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Heavy tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the chin. Annoyance retreats to the far corner.
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+Heavy connects with a volley of strong punches to the face. Annoyance seems wobbly!
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+Heavy throws a series of punches to the temple.
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+Heavy jolts Annoyance with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Heavy throws a series of punches to the eye. Annoyance sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Heavy fires a flurry of heavy punches to the head. Annoyance ignores it.
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+Heavy lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple. Annoyance covers up.
-Annoyance paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Heavy escapes.
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+Heavy lands a series of punches to the temple. Annoyance sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Heavy catches Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the chin. Annoyance retreats to the far corner.
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-Annoyance attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Heavy attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Heavy throws a series of loud punches to the chest. Annoyance ignores it.
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+Heavy wallops Annoyance with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
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-Annoyance attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Heavy lands a series of hard shots to the jaw.
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+Heavy wakes up the fans with a series of heavy punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 4 of 31 punches, and Big Boys Monster Heavy landed 85 of 85 punches.

Big Boys Monster Heavy won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster Heavy is winning the fight 10-9


Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Annoyance lunges with a right jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Heavy slams Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Heavy tags Annoyance with a volley of mean punches to the stomach. Annoyance sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Heavy hits Annoyance with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
+Heavy throws a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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+Heavy hits Annoyance with a volley of quick punches to the head.
+Heavy hits with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
-Annoyance probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Heavy catches Annoyance with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Heavy rocks Annoyance with a flurry of shots to the face.
+Heavy annoys Annoyance with a strong jab to the jaw.
+Heavy hits with a series of hard shots to the stomach.
+Heavy catches Annoyance with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Heavy lands a quick straight right to the mouth.
-Annoyance tries to land a jab to the chest, but fails to score.
+Heavy tosses a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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+Heavy smacks Annoyance with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw. Annoyance sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Annoyance attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+Heavy wallops Annoyance with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Heavy throws a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
-Annoyance paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Heavy steps aside.
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+Heavy rocks Annoyance with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 4 of 33 punches, and Big Boys Monster Heavy landed 85 of 85 punches.

Big Boys Monster Heavy won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster Heavy is winning the fight 20-18


Annoyance is obviously tired.

Heavy looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Heavy lands a barrage of shots to the face. Annoyance grimaces in pain.
+Heavy annoys Annoyance with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
+Heavy attacks with a series of strong punches to the chest.
+Heavy takes charge with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus. Annoyance sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Heavy hits with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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-Annoyance charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Heavy quickly backs away.
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-Annoyance charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Heavy steps aside.
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+Heavy pummels Annoyance with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Heavy lands a flurry of punches to the stomach. Annoyance retreats to the far corner.
+Heavy pokes Annoyance with a flurry of loud punches to the nose!! Annoyance doesn't seem bothered.
+Heavy staggers Annoyance with a pair of solid punches to the temple. Annoyance grimaces in pain.
-Heavy lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Annoyance narrowly avoids it
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-Annoyance probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Heavy steps aside and laughs.
+Heavy pounds Annoyance with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Annoyance lashes out with a right sweeping right to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Heavy hits with a series of light punches to the chin. Annoyance backpedals to his own corner.
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+Heavy punches Annoyance with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
+Heavy throws a pair of wild punches to the chest. Annoyance sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Heavy lashes out with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Heavy attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Annoyance punches Heavy with a pair of punches to the ribs. Heavy retreats to the far corner.
+Heavy slams Annoyance with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
-Annoyance attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Heavy backs out of it.
+Heavy fires a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw!
-Heavy lashes out with a pair of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Annoyance tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Heavy steps aside.
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+Heavy smashes Annoyance with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Heavy smashes Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Annoyance seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Annoyance v5.0 landed 5 of 41 punches, and Big Boys Monster Heavy landed 71 of 86 punches.

Big Boys Monster Heavy won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster Heavy is winning the fight 30-27


Annoyance is slowing down.

Heavy can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 4

Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)
Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Heavy fires a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Annoyance attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but Heavy escapes.
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-Annoyance throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Heavy ducks just in time.
-Annoyance launches a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Annoyance paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Heavy tries a right roundhouse to the chest, but Annoyance takes it in the forearms.
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-Annoyance lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Heavy tattoos Annoyance with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Annoyance ignores it.
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-Heavy lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Annoyance quickly backs away.
-Annoyance launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Annoyance throws a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Annoyance smacks Heavy with a pair of punches to the ribs. Annoyance strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Heavy begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Annoyance v5.0 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Annoyance collapses limply onto his stool.

Heavy can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster Heavy 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 wins by a technical knockout!