Public Fight Report
(Toughman) BOT-198787 defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, May 30, 2020In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 3 inches (221 centimeters) tall weighing in at 338 pounds (153 kilograms) is BOT-198787!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-198787 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the eye.
+Bot-198787 backs up Noodle with a barrage of punches to the eye. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bot-198787 hits with a jab to the jaw.
+Bot-198787 hurts Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
-Noodle lashes out with a left to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Noodle throws a series of punches to the face, but Bot-198787 deftly avoits it.
-Noodle paws a barrage of punches to the head, but misses.
+Noodle lands a quick straight right to the jaw.
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+Bot-198787 grazes Noodle with a straight right to the jaw!! Noodle retreats to the far corner.
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+Bot-198787 takes charge with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Bot-198787 scores with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Bot-198787 attacks with a pair of punches to the temple! Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bot-198787 slams Noodle with a stiff right to the eye. Noodle laughs!
+Noodle hits with a quick jab to the temple. Bot-198787 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-198787 shakes Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
+Noodle punches Bot-198787 with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
-Noodle probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Bot-198787 escapes.
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-Bot-198787 tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-198787 attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 56 punches, and BOT-198787 landed 45 of 62 punches.
BOT-198787 won the round 10-9
BOT-198787 is winning the fight 10-9
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-198787 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-198787 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Bot-198787 hits with a volley of furious punches to the chin!
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+Noodle thumps Bot-198787 with a series of punches to the chest.
+Noodle punches Bot-198787 with a glancing sweeping right to the temple.
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+Noodle whacks Bot-198787 with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
-Noodle throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Bot-198787 deftly avoits it.
+Noodle pounds Bot-198787 with a pair of quick punches to the face. Bot-198787 is hurt!
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+Bot-198787 tosses a flurry of blows to the face. Noodle grimaces in pain.
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-Noodle paws a jab to the head, but misses.
+Noodle fires a volley of furious blows to the eye! Bot-198787 laughs!
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+Noodle throws a barrage of painful punches to the chin!
-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Bot-198787 covers himself well.
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+Bot-198787 attacks with a pair of loud punches to the ribs!
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-Bot-198787 attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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+Noodle pops Bot-198787 with a barrage of light punches to the temple. Bot-198787 doesn't seem bothered.
-Noodle launches a series of right punches to the temple, but Bot-198787 takes it in the forearms.
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-Noodle throws a right jab to the chest, but only hits air.
+Bot-198787 slams Noodle with a right to the ribs. Noodle grimaces in pain.
+Bot-198787 tags Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Bot-198787 takes charge with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Noodle is hurt!
-Noodle paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Bot-198787 steps aside and laughs.
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-Noodle throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses.
+Bot-198787 connects with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 66 punches, and BOT-198787 landed 54 of 68 punches.
BOT-198787 won the round 10-9
BOT-198787 is winning the fight 20-18
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-198787 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-198787 is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Bot-198787 takes charge with a series of punches to the eye.
-Noodle throws a volley of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Bot-198787 tries to land a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Bot-198787 tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Bot-198787 blocks.
-Noodle launches a series of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the head. Bot-198787 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Noodle annoys Bot-198787 with a solid left to the face.
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+Bot-198787 hits with a volley of punches to the stomach!!
-Noodle paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Bot-198787 hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
-Noodle fires a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Bot-198787 ducks just in time.
+Bot-198787 lands a volley of hard punches to the head.
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+Bot-198787 tags Noodle with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
+Bot-198787 pokes Noodle with a pair of mean punches to the face.
+Bot-198787 throws a series of punches to the jaw!
-Bot-198787 tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but Noodle steps aside.
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+Bot-198787 tags Noodle with a left to the ribs.
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+Bot-198787 clocks Noodle with a barrage of commanding punches to the face. Noodle is hurt!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Noodle fires a right to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Bot-198787 smashes Noodle with a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Noodle launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Noodle punches Bot-198787 with a pair of powerful punches to the nose. Bot-198787 quickly recovers.
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+Noodle hits Bot-198787 with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-198787 catches Noodle with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach. Noodle covers up.
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+Noodle attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 29 of 63 punches, and BOT-198787 landed 56 of 62 punches.
BOT-198787 won the round 10-9
BOT-198787 is winning the fight 30-27
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-198787 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-198787 is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Noodle attempts a left roundhouse to the temple, but Bot-198787 steps aside and laughs.
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+Bot-198787 catches Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-198787 strikes with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Noodle fires a left sweeping right to the face, but Bot-198787 escapes.
-Noodle throws a series of left punches to the head, but Bot-198787 narrowly avoids it
-Bot-198787 paws a pair of shots to the temple, but Noodle ties him up.
-Bot-198787 lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bot-198787 tags Noodle with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
+Bot-198787 jars Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
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+Noodle solidly lands a pair of blows to the eye. Bot-198787 grimaces in pain.
-Noodle fires a volley of punches to the temple, but Bot-198787 deftly avoits it.
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+Bot-198787 pummels Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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-Noodle charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Bot-198787 narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 9 of 32 punches, and BOT-198787 landed 25 of 35 punches.
BOT-198787 won the round 10-9
BOT-198787 is winning the fight 40-36
Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bot-198787 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: BOT-198787 10-9
Round 2: BOT-198787 10-9
Round 3: BOT-198787 10-9
Round 4: BOT-198787 10-9
Total Score: BOT-198787 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: BOT-198787 10-9
Round 2: BOT-198787 10-9
Round 3: BOT-198787 10-9
Round 4: BOT-198787 10-9
Total Score: BOT-198787 40-36
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: BOT-198787 10-9
Round 2: BOT-198787 10-9
Round 3: BOT-198787 10-9
Round 4: BOT-198787 10-9
Total Score: BOT-198787 40-36
BOT-198787 wins by decision!
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