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(Light-Flyweight) Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist defeated Kyle Schwarber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Monday, May 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Kyle Schwarber!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist !!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Schwarber tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+The Dead Baby connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose. Schwarber doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the head.
+Schwarber hits with a series of wild combinations to the head.
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+Schwarber attacks with a pair of stiff combinations to the chin.
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+Schwarber tags The Dead Baby with a barrage of vicious combinations to the nose.
+Schwarber catches The Dead Baby with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby attacks with a series of vicious combinations to the head.
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+The Dead Baby punches Schwarber with a series of glancing combinations to the jaw. Schwarber sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Schwarber suprises The Dead Baby with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Schwarber jars The Dead Baby with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Schwarber hits The Dead Baby with a series of painful punches to the head.
+The Dead Baby connects with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kyle Schwarber landed 29 of 32 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 28 of 32 punches.

Kyle Schwarber won the round 10-9

Kyle Schwarber is winning the fight 10-9


Schwarber doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 2

Schwarber tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+The Dead Baby punches Schwarber with a barrage of strong combinations to the eye. Schwarber sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Dead Baby annoys Schwarber with a flurry of powerful combinations to the mouth.
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+Schwarber tosses a nasty jab to the eye. The Dead Baby falls against the ropes!
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-Schwarber paws a combination to the temple, but The Dead Baby ties him up.
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+Schwarber belts The Dead Baby with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth. The Dead Baby shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Dead Baby catches Schwarber with a furious straight right to the mouth. Schwarber laughs!
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+Schwarber connects with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby staggers Schwarber with a pair of punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the temple.
-Schwarber throws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Schwarber hammers The Dead Baby with a nice combination to the face.
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+The Dead Baby clocks Schwarber with a nasty jab to the nose. Schwarber sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kyle Schwarber landed 20 of 35 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 30 of 32 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Schwarber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 3

Schwarber tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+The Dead Baby tosses a barrage of painful combinations to the face.
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+The Dead Baby pounds Schwarber with a mean sweeping right to the mouth.
+Schwarber throws a sweeping right to the temple.
+The Dead Baby solidly lands a left to the mouth. Schwarber ignores it.
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+The Dead Baby attacks with a series of nasty combinations to the eye.
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+The Dead Baby fires a pair of nice punches to the temple. Schwarber ignores it.
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+Schwarber staggers The Dead Baby with a volley of vicious combinations to the nose.
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-Schwarber paws a right combination to the temple, but The Dead Baby deftly avoits it.
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+Schwarber hits with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
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-The Dead Baby attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Schwarber stays away from it.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the eye.
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-Schwarber fires a flurry of right combinations to the jaw, but The Dead Baby hides behind his gloves.
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+Schwarber throws a roundhouse to the jaw. The Dead Baby hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kyle Schwarber landed 21 of 34 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 26 of 32 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 29-28


Schwarber remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 4

Schwarber tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Schwarber attacks with a strong combination to the nose. The Dead Baby grimaces in pain.
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+Schwarber hits with a barrage of painful punches to the eye!!
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+The Dead Baby tattoos Schwarber with a pair of mean combinations to the jaw. Schwarber doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+The Dead Baby fires a volley of stinging combinations to the face. Schwarber quickly recovers.
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-The Dead Baby lunges with a barrage of left combinations to the face, but falls short.
+The Dead Baby rocks Schwarber with a pair of wild combinations to the head.
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+Schwarber strikes with a flurry of stiff combinations to the temple.
+The Dead Baby throws a pair of powerful combinations to the temple.
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-Schwarber throws a flurry of combinations to the nose, but The Dead Baby stays away from it.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
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+The Dead Baby pops Schwarber with a series of punches to the eye.
+Schwarber attacks with a right to the chin! The Dead Baby shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kyle Schwarber landed 19 of 32 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 25 of 34 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 39-37


Schwarber grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 5

Schwarber tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Schwarber probes with a volley of combinations to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+The Dead Baby tosses a flurry of quick combinations to the nose. Schwarber falls against the ropes!
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+The Dead Baby drills Schwarber with a stiff left to the jaw.
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+The Dead Baby wallops Schwarber with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
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-Schwarber throws a series of combinations to the head, but The Dead Baby blocks.
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+The Dead Baby tosses a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-The Dead Baby probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Schwarber fires a volley of nice combinations to the face. The Dead Baby grimaces in pain.
+Schwarber pokes The Dead Baby with a stiff sweeping right to the head.
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+The Dead Baby tags Schwarber with a barrage of stinging combinations to the head.
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-Schwarber paws a volley of right combinations to the eye, but The Dead Baby escapes.
-The Dead Baby lunges with a barrage of combinations to the face, but is ineffective.
+Schwarber hits with a series of punches to the chin.
-Schwarber tries to land a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but The Dead Baby takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kyle Schwarber landed 20 of 40 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 25 of 31 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 49-46


Schwarber is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

Schwarber tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Schwarber tries a pair of combinations to the mouth, but The Dead Baby deftly avoits it.
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+Schwarber wallops The Dead Baby with a flurry of strong combinations to the nose!
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+Schwarber attacks with a stiff combination to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby suprises Schwarber with a barrage of punches to the jaw!!
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-Schwarber charges with a combination to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+The Dead Baby jolts Schwarber with a jab to the mouth!!
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-The Dead Baby fires a straight right to the mouth, but Schwarber narrowly avoids it
-Schwarber attempts a pair of right blows to the chin, but The Dead Baby ducks just in time.
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+The Dead Baby wallops Schwarber with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+The Dead Baby lashes out with a vicious jab to the head. Schwarber doesn't seem bothered.
The Dead Baby lands a brutal blow to the head and Schwarber is knocked down!!

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Schwarber struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Schwarber throws a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Schwarber pops The Dead Baby with a barrage of furious shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Kyle Schwarber landed 17 of 40 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 25 of 34 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-8

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 59-54


Schwarber is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 7

Schwarber tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+The Dead Baby lands a pair of punches to the mouth. Schwarber grimaces in pain.
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-Schwarber probes with a pair of right combinations to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Schwarber hits with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
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+Schwarber fires a strong straight right to the mouth.
+The Dead Baby hits with a series of combinations to the head. Schwarber sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Schwarber lunges with a roundhouse to the mouth, but The Dead Baby steps aside.
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+The Dead Baby lands a hook to the chin.
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-Schwarber attacks with a series of right blows to the mouth, but The Dead Baby stays away from it.
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+Schwarber jars The Dead Baby with a pair of strong blows to the temple.
+The Dead Baby strikes with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
The Dead Baby lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Schwarber collapses!!

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Schwarber struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Schwarber attempts a right left to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+The Dead Baby backs up Schwarber with a series of combinations to the jaw. Schwarber backpedals to his own corner.
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+Schwarber grazes The Dead Baby with a series of punches to the temple.
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+The Dead Baby connects with a series of punches to the nose. Schwarber backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
+The Dead Baby backs up Schwarber with a series of vicious combinations to the jaw.
+The Dead Baby wallops Schwarber with a volley of combinations to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Kyle Schwarber landed 14 of 38 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 27 of 29 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-8

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 69-62


Schwarber is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Schwarber tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+The Dead Baby jolts Schwarber with a pair of nice combinations to the chin.
-Schwarber throws a barrage of combinations to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+The Dead Baby throws a barrage of vicious combinations to the jaw!
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-Schwarber fires a volley of right punches to the face, but The Dead Baby deftly avoits it.
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+Schwarber fires a series of mean combinations to the nose.
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+The Dead Baby punches Schwarber with a pair of stiff punches to the temple!
The Dead Baby lands a crashing left smash to the jaw and Schwarber goes down!!

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Schwarber struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Schwarber throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Schwarber tries to land a barrage of left combinations to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Schwarber lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the temple. The Dead Baby beats a hasty retreat.
+The Dead Baby suprises Schwarber with a painful jab to the face.
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+The Dead Baby punches Schwarber with a series of strong punches to the eye.
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-Schwarber attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Schwarber annoys The Dead Baby with a glancing sweeping right to the jaw.
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+The Dead Baby solidly lands a pair of combinations to the nose.
The Dead Baby lands a mighty right haymaker and Schwarber's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Schwarber struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Schwarber pops The Dead Baby with a strong cross to the head.
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BELL
Schwarber looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

The doctor won't let Kyle Schwarber continue the fight! Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Kyle Schwarber 10-9
Round 2: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 3: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 5: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 6: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 2: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 3: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 5: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 6: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Kyle Schwarber 10-9
Round 2: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 3: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 5: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 6: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist wins by a technical knockout!