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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Jack Shoate by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, May 23, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 198 pounds (90 kilograms) is Jack Shoate!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shoate moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Shoate attacks with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
-Neuman lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but Shoate deftly avoits it.
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+Shoate hits with a series of shots to the temple. Neuman quickly recovers.
-Shoate throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Shoate shakes Neuman with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Shoate lashes out with a pair of painful punches to the jaw. Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Neuman attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Shoate hits Neuman with a series of stiff punches to the nose. Neuman ignores it.
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+Shoate catches Neuman with a barrage of nice punches to the chin!! Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Shoate hurts Neuman with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
+Shoate hits with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Shoate attacks with a hard jab to the face. Neuman doesn't notice.
+Shoate fires a volley of glancing blows to the chest.
+Neuman staggers Shoate with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
Neuman lands a tremendous haymaker and Shoate collapses!!

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Shoate struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Neuman pops Shoate with a vicious jab to the head.
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+Neuman tattoos Shoate with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Shoate solidly lands a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
+Shoate belts Neuman with a volley of hard punches to the jaw!! Neuman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Shoate hits Neuman with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Shoate tags Neuman with a series of mean punches to the face.
+Shoate smacks Neuman with a flurry of stiff blows to the stomach.
+Shoate fires a light straight right to the face.
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+Neuman clocks Shoate with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Neuman strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Shoate collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Alfred E. Neuman wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Shoate can't remember which corner is his.





Alfred E. Neuman wins by a technical knockout!