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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Lights Off by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, May 20, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Lights Off!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lights clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 5 smashes Lights with a pair of strong punches to the temple. Lights ignores it.
Dorkness 5 lands a lightning right hook and Lights bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Lights struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a pair of off balance shots to the face!! Lights sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 5 belts Lights with a stinging right to the head.
+Lights tosses a combination to the jaw.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Lights with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Lights laughs!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lights thumps Dorkness 5 with a wild straight right to the face.
Lights lands a mighty haymaker and Dorkness 5 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lights stuns Dorkness 5 with a pair of off balance blows to the nose.
Lights lands a resounding right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Lights with a roundhouse to the chin.
Dorkness 5 lands a well placed left blow to the temple and Lights is knocked off his feet!!

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Lights struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lights hurts Dorkness 5 with a series of quick punches to the head.
+Dorkness 5 suprises Lights with a stinging straight right to the head. Lights grimaces in pain.
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel punch in the nose and Lights falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Lights remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Lights Off continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by TKO!!




Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!