Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Light Dork Boom I defeated Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, May 20, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Light Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Boom I pops Beauregard with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a glancing uppercut to the stomach.
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+Beauregard takes charge with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Boom I lashes out with a right uppercut to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Beauregard punches Boom I with a volley of powerful punches to the face. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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-Boom I launches a volley of punches to the face, but Beauregard leaps aside.
+Beauregard lashes out with a series of blows to the mouth.
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+Boom I hammers Beauregard with a painful hook to the mouth. Beauregard backpedals to his own corner.
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-Boom I throws a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Beauregard solidly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Beauregard whacks Boom I with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Beauregard throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Boom I tries a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Beauregard ducks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 40 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 42 of 43 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Boom I tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Beauregard escapes.
+Beauregard jars Boom I with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
-Boom I attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Boom I tosses a pair of nasty blows to the stomach!!
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a volley of light punches to the head.
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+Beauregard wallops Boom I with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Beauregard blocks.
+Beauregard staggers Boom I with a volley of painful blows to the nose.
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-Boom I attacks with a cross to the solar plexus, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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+Beauregard whacks Boom I with a series of wild punches to the nose.
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+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
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+Boom I rocks Beauregard with a series of hard punches to the ribs!! Beauregard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Beauregard connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard fires a pair of punches to the eye!! Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+Beauregard lands a pair of blows to the chest. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 31 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Beauregard fires a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a flurry of hard punches to the eye!!
-Boom I lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Beauregard lands a volley of wild punches to the head. Boom I ignores it.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard grazes Boom I with a volley of strong punches to the stomach. Boom I covers up.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Beauregard steps aside.
+Boom I punches Beauregard with a uppercut to the ribs.
+Beauregard drills Boom I with a series of stinging shots to the face!! Boom I laughs!
-Boom I launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I fires a straight right to the chest! Beauregard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Boom I charges with a series of shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Boom I paws a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Beauregard connects with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw. Boom I is hurt!
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+Beauregard whacks Boom I with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 31 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 35 of 40 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Boom I jars Beauregard with a volley of stiff shots to the ribs.
+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a pair of light blows to the mouth.
-Boom I throws a series of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Beauregard tags Boom I with a pair of light shots to the eye!!
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a pair of heavy punches to the temple.
+Beauregard attacks with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a pair of punches to the jaw!
-Boom I attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Beauregard wallops Boom I with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Boom I launches a cross to the stomach, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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+Beauregard pounds Boom I with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 31 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 42 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hammers Beauregard with a series of heavy shots to the ribs.
-Boom I lunges with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Beauregard covers himself well.
+Beauregard throws a series of punches to the nose.
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-Boom I throws a hook to the solar plexus, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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-Boom I lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a series of punches to the head.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+Beauregard attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I jars Beauregard with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+Beauregard hits with a flurry of loud punches to the face. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+Beauregard connects with a flurry of punches to the chin. Boom I laughs!
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+Beauregard belts Boom I with a series of commanding blows to the chin!!
+Beauregard scores with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 33 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 40 of 40 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-45
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I tries to land a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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+Beauregard suprises Boom I with a volley of hard punches to the face.
+Boom I strikes with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach!!
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+Beauregard attacks with a barrage of punches to the head.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard tosses a volley of nice punches to the head.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard hits Boom I with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Boom I thumps Beauregard with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I fires a hook to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Boom I lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Beauregard ducks.
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-Boom I fires a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Beauregard tattoos Boom I with a series of light shots to the head. Boom I gets mad!
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+Beauregard takes charge with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Beauregard shakes Boom I with a volley of punches to the chest. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 32 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 40 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-54
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Boom I fires a volley of furious blows to the ribs!
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+Beauregard connects with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw. Boom I quickly recovers.
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-Boom I lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Beauregard drills Boom I with a series of furious punches to the temple. Boom I ignores it.
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+Beauregard pops Boom I with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs! Boom I quickly recovers.
+Beauregard tags Boom I with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
+Boom I annoys Beauregard with a series of light shots to the ribs.
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-Boom I tries a volley of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Boom I launches a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Beauregard tosses a mean straight right to the eye.
+Beauregard hits Boom I with a heavy straight right to the mouth.
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-Boom I throws a series of shots to the chest, but Beauregard escapes.
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+Beauregard attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin!
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+Beauregard hits Boom I with a heavy right to the mouth. Boom I covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 33 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 41 of 42 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 70-63
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a volley of punches to the chin. Boom I laughs!
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+Boom I pummels Beauregard with a volley of wild punches to the chin. Beauregard grimaces in pain.
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-Boom I probes with a uppercut to the chin, but Beauregard ties him up.
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-Boom I probes with a series of blows to the face, but Beauregard leaps aside.
+Boom I tags Beauregard with a volley of loud shots to the mouth.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of shots to the temple, but falls short.
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-Boom I probes with a series of shots to the nose, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of left shots to the face, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 14 of 46 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 79-73
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Beauregard ducks.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Beauregard ties him up.
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-Boom I tries a jab to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Beauregard tosses a volley of commanding blows to the nose.
-Boom I launches a cross to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I launches a flurry of blows to the chin, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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+Boom I hits Beauregard with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
+Boom I backs up Beauregard with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 15 of 47 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 88-83
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Boom I tries a volley of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of left blows to the head, but Beauregard blocks.
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Beauregard covers himself well.
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+Boom I throws a volley of shots to the head.
+Boom I catches Beauregard with a pair of stiff punches to the face!! Beauregard doesn't seem bothered.
-Boom I paws a pair of shots to the eye, but misses completely.
+Boom I fires a pair of vicious blows to the jaw. Beauregard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Beauregard lands a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I paws a flurry of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Boom I fires a right hook to the head, but fails to score.
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-Boom I attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 16 of 48 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 97-93
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Boom I attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Boom I stuns Beauregard with a pair of shots to the chest.
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-Boom I tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Beauregard ducks.
+Boom I throws a flurry of furious punches to the chest!!
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-Boom I fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Boom I paws a right right to the chest, but Beauregard ties him up.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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-Boom I tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Beauregard smacks Boom I with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 40 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 7 of 8 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 106-103
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 12
Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Boom I tosses a pair of heavy blows to the eye.
+Beauregard lands a series of punches to the eye.
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-Boom I probes with a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Boom I fires a right punch to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I annoys Beauregard with an elbow! The audience is howling!
+Boom I rocks Beauregard with a volley of punches to the head.
Boom I lands a slow motion left haymaker and Beauregard is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Beauregard struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a pair of stinging punches to the eye!
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+Boom I hits with a loud right to the temple.
+Boom I pops Beauregard with a strong right to the face. Beauregard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Boom I lands a mighty haymaker and Beauregard falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Light Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Light Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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