Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Uhuru X.L. Imani by unanimous decision: 116-109, 115-111, 114-112.Match Monday, May 18, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Uhuru X.L. Imani!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 jars Imani with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Imani with a volley of wild punches to the mouth. Imani is hurt!
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+Imani connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of solid combinations to the temple. Imani seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of left combinations to the eye, but Imani narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 1 jars Imani with a volley of glancing combinations to the eye.
-Imani tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but Imani ducks.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses Imani with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Imani throws a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Imani thumps Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 33 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 20 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Imani doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Imani lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Imani charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Imani blocks.
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-Imani tries a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Imani lands a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Imani with a volley of combinations to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 pummels Imani with a strong jab to the ribs. Imani sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Imani jolts Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 23 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 15 of 33 punches.
Uhuru X.L. Imani won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Imani doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 pops Imani with a series of powerful combinations to the solar plexus. Imani laughs!
+Imani solidly lands a nice right to the mouth.
+Imani hurts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Imani with a right to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the face.
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+Imani hits Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the temple.
+Imani rocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of strong combinations to the ribs! Imani covers up.
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+Imani lands Dorkness 1 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 1 smacks Imani with a pair of commanding combinations to the stomach!! Imani is hurt!
-Imani attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Imani probes with a right combination to the chin, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of combinations to the chest. Imani shakes his head to clear it.
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+Imani tags Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the head. Dorkness 1 laughs!
Imani lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Imani pounds Dorkness 1 with a barrage of wild combinations to the head.
Imani lands a resounding haymaker and Dorkness 1 goes over backwards!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Imani with a barrage of heavy combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Imani attempts a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 26 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 19 of 41 punches.
Uhuru X.L. Imani won the round 10-7
Uhuru X.L. Imani is winning the fight 29-26
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
Imani grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Imani attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Imani pokes Dorkness 1 with a hard jab to the face.
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-Imani charges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but misses.
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-Imani attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Imani paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Imani with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Imani with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Imani throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Imani fires a volley of punches to the head. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 21 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 18 of 42 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Uhuru X.L. Imani is winning the fight 38-36
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
Imani grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of hard punches to the stomach. Imani sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Imani scores with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Imani tries a pair of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Imani throws a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a series of combinations to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Imani probes with a straight right to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs! Imani shakes his head to clear it.
+Imani jolts Dorkness 1 with a nasty cross to the head. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 16 of 40 punches.
Uhuru X.L. Imani won the round 10-9
Uhuru X.L. Imani is winning the fight 48-45
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
Imani is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Imani throws a series of punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a right jab to the chest, but Imani backs out of it.
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+Imani hammers Dorkness 1 with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Dorkness 1 catches Imani with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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+Imani jolts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Imani lunges with a jab to the head, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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+Imani tattoos Dorkness 1 with a straight right to the nose. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Imani attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but Imani steps aside and laughs.
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-Imani attacks with a pair of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Imani throws a cross to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 26 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 15 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Uhuru X.L. Imani is winning the fight 57-55
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Imani is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a jab to the chest, but Imani steps aside and laughs.
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+Imani lands a volley of furious punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Imani throws a series of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
-Imani lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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-Imani attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Imani tries a pair of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Imani tags Dorkness 1 with a jab to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Imani throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of loud combinations to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 16 of 40 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Uhuru X.L. Imani is winning the fight 66-65
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Imani is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Imani attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Imani lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Imani solidly lands a volley of commanding punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a quick straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Imani attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
-Imani throws a pair of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Imani attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Imani probes with a jab to the face, but goes wide.
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+Imani catches Dorkness 1 with a glancing straight right to the eye.
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-Imani attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Imani ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of left combinations to the stomach, but Imani ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 drills Imani with a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 13 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Imani is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Imani charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of combinations to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Imani hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
-Imani probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Imani narrowly avoids it
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-Imani attacks with a pair of blows to the eye, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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-Imani launches a series of right blows to the head, but misses.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Imani with a volley of punches to the chest. Imani sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Imani pokes Dorkness 1 with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Imani with a barrage of commanding combinations to the stomach.
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-Imani attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 25 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 16 of 41 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 85-84
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Imani is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Imani fires a series of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
+Imani thumps Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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+Imani hammers Dorkness 1 with a stinging jab to the jaw. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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-Imani attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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-Imani tries a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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-Imani attempts a right straight right to the face, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
-Imani charges with a pair of left punches to the face, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a mean combination to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 26 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 14 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 95-93
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Imani is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Imani belts Dorkness 1 with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a straight right to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Imani lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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-Imani tries a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Imani charges with a straight right to the chin, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Imani grazes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
-Imani tries a right jab to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Imani launches a series of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 26 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 17 of 42 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 105-102
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Imani is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Imani is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Imani quickly backs away.
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-Imani lunges with a pair of combinations to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of combinations to the temple, but Imani steps aside.
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+Imani clocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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-Imani attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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+Imani fires a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Imani with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a sweeping right to the face, but he's too slow.
-Imani probes with a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
-Imani tries a barrage of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Imani with a barrage of furious punches to the eye!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 30 punches, and Uhuru X.L. Imani landed 17 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 115-111
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Imani is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Uhuru X.L. Imani 10-7
Round 4: Uhuru X.L. Imani 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 116-109
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Uhuru X.L. Imani 10-7
Round 4: Uhuru X.L. Imani 10-9
Round 5: Uhuru X.L. Imani 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 115-111
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Uhuru X.L. Imani 10-7
Round 4: Uhuru X.L. Imani 10-9
Round 5: Uhuru X.L. Imani 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 7: Uhuru X.L. Imani 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 114-112
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by decision!
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