Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Light Dork Boom I defeated Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, May 13, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Light Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
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+Boom I tags Beauregard with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Beauregard doesn't seem bothered.
+Boom I drills Beauregard with a series of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Beauregard jars Boom I with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Beauregard catches Boom I with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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-Boom I lashes out with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Beauregard tosses a barrage of light punches to the face. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Boom I probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I throws a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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-Boom I lashes out with a right straight right to the eye, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 37 of 40 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 40 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9
Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Beauregard fires a series of shots to the chest!!
-Boom I launches a series of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Beauregard connects with a volley of shots to the mouth.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard takes charge with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Boom I slams Beauregard with a painful hook to the ribs. Beauregard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Beauregard nails Boom I with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard nails Boom I with a flurry of commanding blows to the solar plexus. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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+Beauregard connects with a series of mean punches to the head.
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+Boom I shakes Beauregard with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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+Beauregard fires a volley of wild punches to the face!!
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+Beauregard scores with a series of heavy punches to the head!
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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+Beauregard drills Boom I with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 40 of 40 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 33 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Boom I fires a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Beauregard punches Boom I with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Beauregard clocks Boom I with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard staggers Boom I with a series of punches to the nose.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a left left to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Beauregard fires a pair of punches to the head.
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+Beauregard attacks with a mean jab to the ribs.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses.
+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 37 of 40 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 31 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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+Boom I jars Beauregard with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
+Boom I annoys Beauregard with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
-Boom I attacks with a hook to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Boom I throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Beauregard ducks.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I tries to land a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Beauregard solidly lands a barrage of strong blows to the stomach.
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+Beauregard clocks Boom I with a series of punches to the mouth!
+Beauregard rocks Boom I with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard hurts Boom I with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Beauregard lands a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Beauregard smashes Boom I with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 30 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard punches Boom I with a volley of light punches to the head!! Boom I seems wobbly!
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+Beauregard lands a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Beauregard tosses a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Boom I clocks Beauregard with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Beauregard seems wobbly!
-Boom I attacks with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I charges with a series of blows to the ribs, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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+Beauregard attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard fires a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 38 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 30 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-45
Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Beauregard shakes Boom I with a series of stiff blows to the solar plexus!!
-Boom I fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Beauregard lands a barrage of heavy shots to the nose.
+Beauregard shakes Boom I with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
+Beauregard lands a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a pair of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Boom I connects with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Beauregard takes charge with a painful jab to the solar plexus.
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+Beauregard lands a series of punches to the jaw. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Beauregard jars Boom I with a series of punches to the face.
+Boom I punches Beauregard with a stinging cross to the stomach.
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+Beauregard catches Boom I with a volley of heavy punches to the eye. Boom I covers up.
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-Boom I paws a series of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+Beauregard staggers Boom I with a pair of punches to the temple. Boom I is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 40 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 32 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-54
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a jab to the face.
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+Beauregard catches Boom I with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard solidly lands a flurry of hard punches to the stomach!!
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+Beauregard nails Boom I with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs!!
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+Boom I hits with a pair of punches to the stomach. Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beauregard connects with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
+Beauregard catches Boom I with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
-Boom I probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Boom I throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Beauregard fires a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 37 of 37 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 33 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 70-63
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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-Boom I throws a barrage of right blows to the head, but Beauregard blocks.
-Boom I launches a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Beauregard blocks.
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-Boom I tries a right roundhouse to the head, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Beauregard hurts Boom I with a jab to the eye.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but Beauregard ducks.
+Boom I staggers Beauregard with a pair of stiff punches to the nose. Beauregard shakes his head to clear it.
+Boom I hits Beauregard with a series of punches to the face.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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+Boom I lands a series of painful shots to the jaw.
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-Boom I fires a series of left blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Boom I throws a hook to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 13 of 47 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 79-73
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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-Boom I fires a series of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Boom I throws a flurry of shots to the nose, but Beauregard stays away from it.
+Beauregard catches Boom I with a pair of wild punches to the ribs!!
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+Boom I wallops Beauregard with a volley of painful shots to the jaw.
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-Boom I throws a pair of left shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Boom I lunges with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Boom I throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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-Boom I tries to land a flurry of right blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Boom I wakes up the fans with a pair of painful shots to the chin.
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-Boom I charges with a series of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 14 of 49 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 88-83
Beauregard is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a barrage of furious shots to the face.
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-Boom I paws a barrage of left punches to the face, but Beauregard escapes.
-Boom I throws a barrage of right shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of right shots to the face, but to no avail.
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+Beauregard pokes Boom I with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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-Boom I fires a hook to the face, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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+Boom I fires a flurry of solid shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 9 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 14 of 49 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 97-93
Beauregard is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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-Boom I probes with a left uppercut to the ribs, but Beauregard stays away from it.
+Boom I lands a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Boom I lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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+Beauregard pokes Boom I with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
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-Boom I launches a left hook to the ribs, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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+Boom I belts Beauregard with a series of glancing shots to the ribs. Beauregard seems wobbly!
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+Boom I backs up Beauregard with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I lashes out with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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-Boom I lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Beauregard ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 6 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 13 of 39 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 106-103
Beauregard is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a powerful cross to the eye!
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-Boom I launches a series of right shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Boom I clocks Beauregard with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
-Boom I lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Beauregard escapes.
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+Beauregard hits with a series of hard punches to the mouth. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Boom I attempts a right roundhouse to the chin, but misses.
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-Boom I tries to land a pair of uppercuts to the jaw, but Beauregard steps aside.
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+Beauregard rocks Boom I with a barrage of uppercuts to the solar plexus.
+Boom I drills Beauregard with a strong uppercut to the face.
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+Boom I drills Beauregard with a series of stinging blows to the jaw. Beauregard ignores it.
Boom I lands a thundering right blow to the temple and Beauregard is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
Light Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Beauregard collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
The doctor won't let Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard continue the fight! Light Dork Boom I wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Light Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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