Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Gifted Boxer by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Monday, May 11, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Gifted Boxer!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 1 lands a painful cross to the mouth!!
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-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of right combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Boxer with a jab to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing left blow to the temple and Boxer bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Boxer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Boxer with a series of solid combinations to the nose.
+Boxer throws a left to the face!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Boxer with a volley of powerful punches to the eye!
-Boxer probes with a right sweeping right to the face, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the head.
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+Boxer hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty shots to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Boxer with a pair of combinations to the head.
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+Boxer tattoos Dorkness 1 with a flurry of furious blows to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 fires Boxer with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 1 hurts Boxer with a series of combinations to the face. Boxer gets mad!
Dorkness 1 lands a devestating cross to the jaw and Boxer is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Boxer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boxer backs up Dorkness 1 with a pair of nice blows to the head.
Boxer lands a tremendous right haymaker and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of powerful blows to the head.
+Boxer fires a flurry of vicious blows to the jaw. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 24 of 31 punches, and Gifted Boxer landed 17 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Boxer doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Boxer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 1 tags Boxer with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Boxer fires a loud uppercut to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of combinations to the eye. Boxer grimaces in pain.
+Dorkness 1 suprises Boxer with a flurry of nice punches to the chin. Boxer laughs!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Boxer with a wild combination to the nose.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Boxer with a series of solid combinations to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a vicious left blow to the temple and Boxer's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Boxer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left combinations to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Boxer probes with a right hook to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Boxer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boxer fires a right uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Boxer with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and Boxer goes down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boxer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let Gifted Boxer continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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