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(Heavyweight) Total Mad Ownage defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, May 9, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 329 pounds (149 kilograms) is Total Mad Ownage!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Ownage lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Censored rocks Ownage with a series of punches to the head.
-Ownage attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Ownage lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Censored connects with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Censored hits with a nasty jab to the chin.
+Censored smashes Ownage with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Censored attacks with a mean roundhouse to the face. Ownage is hurt!
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+Censored suprises Ownage with a volley of solid punches to the stomach. Ownage backpedals to his own corner.
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+Censored whacks Ownage with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Censored hurts Ownage with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
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-Ownage tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Ownage launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Censored ducks just in time.
+Censored hits with a series of strong punches to the nose. Ownage falls against the ropes!
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+Censored throws a right to the chin.
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-Censored probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Censored pummels Ownage with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
-Censored attacks with a pair of punches to the head, but Ownage escapes.
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-Censored tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Censored hits with a furious right to the chest.
-Ownage fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Ownage tries a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Censored ties him up.
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-Censored paws a roundhouse to the face, but Ownage backs out of it.
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-Ownage probes with a sweeping right to the chest, but fails to score.
-Ownage attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 0 of 41 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 54 of 94 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 10-9


Ownage doesn't want to stop fighting!

Censored grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Ownage attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Censored attempts a right jab to the temple, but Ownage ducks just in time.
-Ownage attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Ownage launches a series of punches to the head, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
-Censored probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Ownage paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Censored tattoos Ownage with a series of quick punches to the head.
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-Censored probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Ownage probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Censored deftly avoits it.
-Censored lunges with a series of right punches to the nose, but Ownage ties him up.
+Censored hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose!! Ownage is hurt!
+Censored belts Ownage with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Censored fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Censored hits Ownage with a volley of punches to the chin!
-Ownage tries a right right to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Censored stuns Ownage with a volley of loud punches to the nose! Ownage asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Ownage tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ownage tries a left right to the face, but loses his balance.
-Ownage probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Censored takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage attempts a right jab to the jaw, but misses.
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+Censored shakes Ownage with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
-Censored charges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Ownage lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Censored stays away from it.
-Censored attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Ownage tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Censored takes charge with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Censored throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Ownage hides behind his gloves.
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-Ownage lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Ownage charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Censored covers himself well.
-Ownage lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Censored lands a flurry of punches to the chin!
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-Censored attempts a series of punches to the head, but Ownage stays away from it.
+Censored stuns Ownage with a barrage of punches to the chin. Ownage gets mad!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 3 of 68 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 52 of 97 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 20-18


Ownage doesn't want to stop fighting!

Censored collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Ownage attacks with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Censored covers himself well.
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-Ownage attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but Censored deftly avoits it.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Censored tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Ownage lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Censored paws a left straight right to the chest, but to no avail.
-Ownage lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Ownage attempts a left to the jaw, but Censored covers himself well.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Ownage whacks Censored with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Censored lands a volley of light punches to the chest.
-Censored charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Ownage narrowly avoids it
-Ownage throws a straight right to the nose, but flails uselessly.
Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Ownage paws a series of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 7 of 66 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 5 of 23 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 29-28


Ownage doesn't even want to rest!

Censored receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Ownage probes with a pair of punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Censored fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Ownage tries to land a right sweeping right to the nose, but Censored narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage attempts a volley of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Censored charges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Ownage steps aside.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ownage tags Censored with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Ownage paws a left straight right to the nose, but Censored narrowly avoids it
-Ownage lashes out with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Censored leaps aside.
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-Ownage attempts a jab to the chin, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of right shots to the temple, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Ownage tries a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Ownage tries a straight right to the face, but Censored steps aside.
-Censored attempts a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Ownage attacks with a series of shots to the mouth, but Censored ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 8 of 76 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 4 of 22 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Ownage doesn't even want to rest!

Censored receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 5

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Ownage throws a left straight right to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Ownage tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Ownage probes with a hook to the jaw, but Censored hides behind his gloves.
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-Ownage lunges with a uppercut to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Ownage throws a series of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ownage probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Censored backs out of it.
Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Ownage probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Censored whacks Ownage with a volley of painful shots to the stomach.
-Censored tries to land a volley of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Ownage fires a jab to the chin, but misses.
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+Ownage takes charge with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Censored probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Ownage throws a series of punches to the mouth, but Censored covers himself well.
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-Censored attacks with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Ownage tries to land a left left to the temple, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
-Ownage charges with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Censored leaps aside.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 7 of 64 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 5 of 26 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 48-47


Ownage doesn't even want to rest!

Censored receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 6

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Censored is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Ownage fires a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Ownage launches a barrage of left blows to the face, but is ineffective.
-Ownage probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Censored lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Censored lashes out with a jab to the chest, but Ownage ducks.
-Ownage throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Censored probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Ownage ties him up.
-Ownage throws a series of right punches to the nose, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
+Censored shakes Ownage with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
-Ownage paws a pair of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Censored quickly backs away.
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-Ownage attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Ownage lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Ownage launches a pair of left punches to the head, but falls short.
-Ownage tries a cross to the stomach, but misses.
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-Censored charges with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Ownage beats a hasty retreat.
-Ownage probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Censored blocks.
-Censored probes with a jab to the temple, but Ownage backs out of it.
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-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Ownage lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Ownage throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Censored lunges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Censored backs out of it.
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-Censored probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Ownage stays away from it.
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-Censored probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Censored belts Ownage with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Ownage tries to land a volley of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Ownage attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Censored blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 3 of 73 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 11 of 47 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Censored can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 7

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Ownage attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but falls short.
Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Ownage charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Censored ducks just in time.
+Ownage lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Censored probes with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Ownage covers himself well.
+Ownage punches Censored with a volley of shots to the head.
-Ownage probes with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Censored hides behind his gloves.
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-Ownage charges with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Censored steps aside.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Ownage attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but Censored stays away from it.
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-Ownage lunges with a cross to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Ownage tries to land a series of left punches to the mouth, but Censored narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage charges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Ownage throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Ownage charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Censored narrowly avoids it
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-Censored tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ownage fires a volley of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
Ownage tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Censored probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Ownage backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Mad Ownage landed 9 of 72 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 3 of 23 punches.

Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9

Total Mad Ownage is winning the fight 67-66


Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Censored can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 8

Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
Censored is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Censored attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Censored tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Ownage covers himself well.
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-Ownage throws a jab to the eye, but misses completely.
-Ownage launches a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Censored beats a hasty retreat.
-Ownage lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Ownage tries a pair of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Ownage charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Censored stays away from it.
-Ownage tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but Censored beats a hasty retreat.
-Ownage attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Censored throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Ownage hides behind his gloves.
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-Censored attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Ownage steps aside.
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-Ownage attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Ownage thumps Censored with a pair of wild punches to the head. Ownage attacks like a wild man! Censored's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Total Mad Ownage wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Ownage remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Censored can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 3: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 4: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 3: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 4: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 3: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 4: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9

Total Mad Ownage wins by a technical knockout!