Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Mary Jane Rottencrotch defeated Bale "Force" St.Pain by unanimous decision: 116-114, 115-113, 115-113.Match Friday, May 8, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Bale "Force" St.Pain!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 159 pounds (72 kilograms) is Mary Jane Rottencrotch!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Rottencrotch throws a barrage of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Rottencrotch throws a pair of wild punches to the mouth. Force hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Force tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Rottencrotch beats a hasty retreat.
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+Force punches Rottencrotch with a barrage of furious punches to the eye. Rottencrotch falls against the ropes!
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-Force charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Force pummels Rottencrotch with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Rottencrotch lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Force leaps aside.
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+Rottencrotch connects with a volley of wild punches to the nose!
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+Force tags Rottencrotch with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 20 of 34 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 14 of 31 punches.
Bale "Force" St.Pain won the round 10-9
Bale "Force" St.Pain is winning the fight 10-9
Force doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
-Rottencrotch fires a barrage of right punches to the face, but falls short.
+Rottencrotch wallops Force with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
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+Rottencrotch lands a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Rottencrotch paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Rottencrotch hurts Force with a flurry of blows to the eye.
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+Force tags Rottencrotch with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Force hits with a stiff jab to the ribs.
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-Rottencrotch paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Force steps aside.
-Rottencrotch tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Rottencrotch annoys Force with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Rottencrotch lashes out with a pair of nasty shots to the chin.
+Rottencrotch smashes Force with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Force fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Rottencrotch leaps aside.
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+Rottencrotch strikes with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Force lands a nasty jab to the stomach.
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-Force charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch deftly avoits it.
+Rottencrotch pops Force with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 18 of 33 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 46 of 72 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Force doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
-Rottencrotch charges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Force steps aside and laughs.
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+Force attacks with a barrage of punches to the face. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Rottencrotch throws a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Rottencrotch throws a series of punches to the head.
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+Rottencrotch hammers Force with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Rottencrotch tries a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses.
+Force throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Force lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Force attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Rottencrotch lands a volley of off balance punches to the head.
+Rottencrotch hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch lands a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
+Rottencrotch annoys Force with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Force hurts Rottencrotch with a painful roundhouse to the temple.
+Force pops Rottencrotch with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
+Force smashes Rottencrotch with a pair of hard punches to the temple! Rottencrotch retreats to the far corner.
-Force paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Rottencrotch attacks with a series of solid punches to the head.
+Rottencrotch pounds Force with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Force jars Rottencrotch with a volley of punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a cross to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Rottencrotch hammers Force with a commanding roundhouse to the temple.
-Force throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Rottencrotch narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 44 of 69 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 57 of 84 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 29-28
Force doesn't even want to rest!
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
-Rottencrotch launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Force suprises Rottencrotch with a pair of heavy blows to the stomach. Rottencrotch doesn't notice.
+Rottencrotch belts Force with a flurry of punches to the temple. Force asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Force paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Force probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Rottencrotch tosses a volley of loud punches to the chin! Force is hurt!
+Rottencrotch whacks Force with a series of hard punches to the chest!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
-Force lashes out with a left jab to the ribs, but Rottencrotch deftly avoits it.
+Rottencrotch lands a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
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-Force lunges with a left jab to the eye, but Rottencrotch ducks.
+Force hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch throws a series of punches to the stomach!
+Rottencrotch staggers Force with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Rottencrotch paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Force blocks.
+Rottencrotch hits with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Force strikes with a flurry of hard punches to the eye!!
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+Force tosses a series of punches to the face.
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-Force lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but Rottencrotch escapes.
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+Rottencrotch scores with a pair of strong punches to the eye!! Force covers up.
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+Force hits with a furious straight right to the mouth. Rottencrotch grimaces in pain.
-Rottencrotch lashes out with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Force covers himself well.
-Rottencrotch paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Force leaps aside.
-Rottencrotch attacks with a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Rottencrotch belts Force with a volley of nice punches to the head. Force hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Force throws a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a jab to the chin!
+Force pokes Rottencrotch with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 47 of 72 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 53 of 83 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 39-37
Force doesn't even want to rest!
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Rottencrotch attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Force hides behind his gloves.
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-Force lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Rottencrotch blocks.
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+Rottencrotch drills Force with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Rottencrotch throws a volley of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Force lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Force annoys Rottencrotch with a flurry of light blows to the ribs.
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-Force throws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch backs out of it.
+Rottencrotch pummels Force with a volley of shots to the chest.
-Rottencrotch probes with a jab to the chest, but Force backs out of it.
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+Force tosses a roundhouse to the ribs.
-Force charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 22 of 38 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 13 of 32 punches.
Bale "Force" St.Pain won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 48-47
Force doesn't even want to rest!
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Rottencrotch tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Force leaps aside.
-Force throws a straight right to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Rottencrotch tosses a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a uppercut to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Rottencrotch hurts Force with a right to the stomach. Force hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Force tattoos Rottencrotch with a strong left to the nose!! Rottencrotch ignores it.
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-Force probes with a jab to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Rottencrotch scores with a painful jab to the mouth. Force hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Force suprises Rottencrotch with a right to the head. Rottencrotch shakes his head to clear it.
+Force wallops Rottencrotch with a jab to the chest.
+Force lands a volley of wild shots to the head. Rottencrotch grimaces in pain.
-Rottencrotch fires a jab to the head, but Force escapes.
+Rottencrotch suprises Force with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Rottencrotch hits with a pair of mean punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch annoys Force with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Rottencrotch lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Rottencrotch thumps Force with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Rottencrotch attempts a series of punches to the face, but Force beats a hasty retreat.
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-Rottencrotch throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-Force paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Force connects with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Rottencrotch pounds Force with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Force thumps Rottencrotch with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Force lands a straight right to the chest! Rottencrotch is hurt!
+Force connects with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
+Force attacks with a quick straight right to the nose.
+Force hits Rottencrotch with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Force throws a series of punches to the head, but Rottencrotch ties him up.
+Force hurts Rottencrotch with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Force ducks.
+Force wallops Rottencrotch with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 51 of 78 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 54 of 77 punches.
Bale "Force" St.Pain won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Force remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
+Force whacks Rottencrotch with a volley of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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-Force charges with a jab to the ribs, but Rottencrotch takes it in the forearms.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a jab to the temple, but misses completely.
-Rottencrotch throws a left straight right to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Rottencrotch paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Force steps aside and laughs.
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+Rottencrotch attacks with a flurry of light punches to the chin. Force hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Rottencrotch staggers Force with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Rottencrotch punches Force with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Force punches Rottencrotch with a pair of stiff punches to the head!
+Force staggers Rottencrotch with a mean jab to the mouth. Rottencrotch falls against the ropes!
-Force charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Rottencrotch leaps aside.
-Force throws a left to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch takes it in the forearms.
+Rottencrotch annoys Force with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a cross to the head, but Force hides behind his gloves.
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-Force paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Rottencrotch lunges with a series of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Force annoys Rottencrotch with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
+Rottencrotch hits Force with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a jab to the face, but misses completely.
-Rottencrotch tries a series of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Force throws a series of punches to the head, but Rottencrotch narrowly avoids it
-Force paws a flurry of left punches to the head, but misses.
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+Rottencrotch takes charge with a nice jab to the face.
+Rottencrotch wallops Force with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin!
+Force lands a pair of light punches to the mouth.
+Force throws a series of wild punches to the nose.
+Force pokes Rottencrotch with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch scores with a solid jab to the nose. Force is hurt!
-Rottencrotch attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but Force covers himself well.
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+Rottencrotch wallops Force with a barrage of blows to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 47 of 74 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 50 of 86 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 67-66
Force remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
+Rottencrotch drills Force with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose. Force grimaces in pain.
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-Force lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Rottencrotch ties him up.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Rottencrotch throws a series of punches to the eye, but Force backs out of it.
+Force hurts Rottencrotch with a barrage of stinging shots to the chest!!
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-Rottencrotch charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Rottencrotch attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Force tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Rottencrotch quickly backs away.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a pair of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Rottencrotch launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Force beats a hasty retreat.
+Rottencrotch lands a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Force fires a powerful jab to the chest.
-Force throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Rottencrotch leaps aside.
+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a volley of vicious punches to the head. Force covers up.
-Rottencrotch attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but Force ducks.
+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the chin!
+Rottencrotch attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Force tries to land a jab to the stomach, but misses.
+Rottencrotch lands a series of loud punches to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch tosses a pair of punches to the ribs!
-Rottencrotch throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Force quickly backs away.
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+Force solidly lands a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus! Rottencrotch grimaces in pain.
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+Rottencrotch connects with a jab to the face.
+Force tattoos Rottencrotch with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
-Force tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch ties him up.
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+Force catches Rottencrotch with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 23 of 46 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 44 of 73 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 77-75
Force remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Force lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but Rottencrotch ducks just in time.
+Force pounds Rottencrotch with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a cross to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Rottencrotch pounds Force with a barrage of off balance shots to the face.
-Force paws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Force tags Rottencrotch with a straight right to the face.
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+Force hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Rottencrotch lands a series of strong punches to the chin!!
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-Force attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Force throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Force paws a series of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a right straight right to the chin, but goes wide.
+Force pops Rottencrotch with a left to the nose. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 19 of 42 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 14 of 30 punches.
Bale "Force" St.Pain won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 86-85
Force remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
-Rottencrotch attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Rottencrotch tags Force with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch slams Force with a series of shots to the eye.
+Rottencrotch grazes Force with a volley of punches to the temple!!
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-Rottencrotch launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Rottencrotch throws a sweeping right to the face!!
-Rottencrotch throws a series of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Rottencrotch smashes Force with a pair of punches to the chin. Force shakes his head to clear it.
-Force throws a volley of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Force hits with a pair of nasty blows to the mouth.
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+Rottencrotch smashes Force with a series of punches to the nose. Force gets mad!
+Force staggers Rottencrotch with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose. Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Rottencrotch tries a series of punches to the head, but Force deftly avoits it.
+Rottencrotch tags Force with a light sweeping right to the chin.
-Force probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but Rottencrotch steps aside.
+Force tosses a pair of loud punches to the nose!! Rottencrotch retreats to the far corner.
+Force hits Rottencrotch with a pair of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Force pummels Rottencrotch with a volley of hard punches to the head.
+Rottencrotch stuns Force with a barrage of stinging blows to the nose!
+Rottencrotch lands a pair of punches to the eye!
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-Force probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Rottencrotch tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Force throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Rottencrotch hits Force with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw. Force falls against the ropes!
+Force suprises Rottencrotch with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
-Rottencrotch tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Force shakes Rottencrotch with a volley of commanding punches to the eye. Rottencrotch quickly recovers.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
-Force attacks with a volley of left punches to the face, but misses.
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-Force fires a series of punches to the jaw, but Rottencrotch takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 40 of 75 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 56 of 96 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 96-94
Force grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Rottencrotch lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Force fires a series of punches to the face, but Rottencrotch ducks just in time.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Rottencrotch tries a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Rottencrotch tosses a stiff sweeping right to the face.
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+Force strikes with a barrage of loud shots to the face.
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-Force tries to land a jab to the head, but to no avail.
-Force attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but Rottencrotch takes it in the forearms.
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+Force hits Rottencrotch with a pair of punches to the face. Rottencrotch ignores it.
-Rottencrotch charges with a series of punches to the temple, but Force stays away from it.
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+Force tags Rottencrotch with a blow to the groin! Boo! Boo!
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-Rottencrotch paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Force tags Rottencrotch with a series of light punches to the mouth.
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+Force tosses a jab to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 22 of 41 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 14 of 31 punches.
Bale "Force" St.Pain won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 105-104
Force grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Force is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
+Force tags Rottencrotch with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Force probes with a pair of right blows to the head, but fails to score.
+Force strikes with Rottencrotch with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Rottencrotch fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Rottencrotch throws a left jab to the head, but Force steps aside and laughs.
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-Rottencrotch launches a pair of left punches to the chest, but Force quickly backs away.
+Rottencrotch thumps Force with a roundhouse to the jaw!!
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+Force hits with a volley of punches to the head.
+Rottencrotch tattoos Force with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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-Force throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Rottencrotch escapes.
+Force wakes up the fans with a series of loud punches to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch launches a series of punches to the eye, but Force narrowly avoids it
+Rottencrotch annoys Force with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth! Force gets mad!
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-Rottencrotch probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Rottencrotch attacks with a series of mean punches to the mouth. Force doesn't notice.
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+Rottencrotch throws a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
-Rottencrotch throws a right jab to the face, but only hits air.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Force probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Rottencrotch escapes.
+Rottencrotch lands a flurry of mean punches to the head.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Force hides behind his gloves.
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-Rottencrotch fires a pair of punches to the face, but Force beats a hasty retreat.
+Rottencrotch hits Force with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Force hits with a flurry of light punches to the eye!
+Rottencrotch throws a jab to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Rottencrotch punches Force with a quick right to the eye. Force sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bale "Force" St.Pain landed 21 of 40 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 55 of 111 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 115-113
Force remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 116-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 115-113
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Bale "Force" St.Pain 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 115-113
Mary Jane Rottencrotch wins by decision!
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