Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard and Light Dork Boom I fought to a unanimous decision draw: 113-113, 113-113, 113-113.Match Wednesday, May 6, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Light Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
-Boom I probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Boom I lands a volley of blows to the mouth.
+Beauregard fires a volley of blows to the eye. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Beauregard tosses a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
+Beauregard strikes with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Boom I fires a pair of left blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I paws a pair of punches to the head, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
+Boom I whacks Beauregard with a pair of furious blows to the head.
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+Beauregard tosses a jab to the stomach!!
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-Boom I fires a volley of left punches to the head, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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+Beauregard throws a volley of light punches to the head.
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-Boom I attacks with a right right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Beauregard staggers Boom I with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Boom I ignores it.
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+Beauregard hits with a series of punches to the face.
+Beauregard catches Boom I with a pair of punches to the head!!
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-Boom I throws a barrage of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Beauregard thumps Boom I with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 40 of 41 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 39 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9
Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Boom I attacks with a left left to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Beauregard thumps Boom I with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Boom I probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Beauregard lands a volley of nice punches to the eye!
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+Boom I connects with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs. Beauregard gets mad!
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+Beauregard hits with a volley of nice punches to the head.
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+Beauregard pokes Boom I with a cross to the eye.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Boom I launches a series of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard solidly lands a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw. Boom I is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 40 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 35 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Beauregard pounds Boom I with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
+Beauregard solidly lands a series of wild punches to the mouth.
+Beauregard tosses a solid jab to the mouth.
-Boom I lunges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
-Boom I throws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard pops Boom I with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Beauregard covers himself well.
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a vicious sweeping right to the stomach!!
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I whacks Beauregard with a hard hook to the stomach. Beauregard shakes his head to clear it.
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+Beauregard catches Boom I with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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+Beauregard fires a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 31 of 39 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 33 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Beauregard attacks with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
+Beauregard shakes Boom I with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Beauregard ducks.
+Boom I drills Beauregard with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Beauregard smacks Boom I with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard hits Boom I with a series of powerful shots to the chest.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard punches Boom I with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
+Beauregard tags Boom I with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
-Boom I probes with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
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-Boom I lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Beauregard solidly lands a jab to the mouth. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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+Beauregard attacks with a volley of commanding shots to the chin. Boom I laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 29 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Boom I paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Beauregard catches Boom I with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Beauregard hits Boom I with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Boom I attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Beauregard steps aside.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard scores with a pair of furious punches to the chest. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
+Beauregard hurts Boom I with a stinging jab to the jaw.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Beauregard ducks.
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+Beauregard throws a commanding sweeping right to the chin.
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-Boom I paws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Beauregard rocks Boom I with a straight right to the nose.
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+Beauregard scores with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 40 of 41 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 32 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-45
Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Beauregard hits with a pair of vicious blows to the jaw.
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
+Beauregard staggers Boom I with a pair of punches to the stomach!
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Boom I hammers Beauregard with a series of punches to the stomach!!
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+Beauregard pounds Boom I with a jab to the chest.
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+Beauregard punches Boom I with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a left roundhouse to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Beauregard attacks with a series of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Beauregard rocks Boom I with a straight right to the jaw!
-Boom I lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 8 of 32 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-54
Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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-Boom I paws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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+Beauregard slams Boom I with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Beauregard blocks.
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+Beauregard shakes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Beauregard throws a series of commanding punches to the chin!
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+Beauregard catches Boom I with a furious hook to the chin.
-Boom I tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Boom I attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but Beauregard steps aside.
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-Boom I paws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Beauregard covers himself well.
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+Boom I smacks Beauregard with a vicious right to the stomach.
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+Beauregard pops Boom I with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard throws a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 33 of 33 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 33 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 70-63
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Beauregard ducks.
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-Boom I lashes out with a series of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Boom I lands a volley of light blows to the mouth!
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-Boom I fires a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Boom I charges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Beauregard ducks.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of shots to the jaw, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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-Boom I probes with a hook to the face, but Beauregard blocks.
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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a volley of punches to the chin. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 48 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 79-73
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
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+Boom I punches Beauregard with a pair of blows to the mouth.
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+Boom I smacks Beauregard with a quick roundhouse to the jaw!
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+Beauregard catches Boom I with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of blows to the face, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I tries a flurry of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 14 of 48 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 88-83
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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+Boom I annoys Beauregard with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Beauregard whacks Boom I with a volley of nasty punches to the chin. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Boom I attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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-Boom I tries a volley of shots to the chin, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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-Boom I paws a left uppercut to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Boom I launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Boom I punches Beauregard with a barrage of stinging blows to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 49 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 97-93
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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+Boom I backs up Beauregard with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Boom I attacks with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
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+Beauregard thumps Boom I with a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Boom I gets mad!
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-Boom I lunges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I fires a series of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
+Boom I clocks Beauregard with a jab to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 9 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 39 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 106-103
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Boom I attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Boom I pops Beauregard with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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+Beauregard pokes Boom I with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I hits with a pair of shots to the eye.
Boom I lands a blood spattering smash to the jaw and Beauregard's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Beauregard struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Beauregard hits with a series of punches to the temple.
+Boom I nails Beauregard with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Beauregard smacks Boom I with a series of hard punches to the temple.
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+Boom I lands a flurry of glancing punches to the face. Beauregard retreats to the far corner.
Boom I lands a powerful blow to the temple and Beauregard is knocked out of the ring!!
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Beauregard struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I hits with a pair of vicious shots to the nose.
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of crosses to the eye, but Beauregard ties him up.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Boom I launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 7 of 7 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 14 of 37 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-7
This fight is too close to call.
Beauregard is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-7
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-7
Total Score: A Draw.
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-7
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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