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(Middleweight) Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates defeated Mary Jane Rottencrotch by unanimous decision: 116-112, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Friday, May 1, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 159 pounds (72 kilograms) is Mary Jane Rottencrotch!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1

2Nd Amendment feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Rottencrotch shakes 2Nd Amendment with a strong straight right to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+2Nd Amendment tosses a pair of furious feints to the ribs.
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+2Nd Amendment smacks Rottencrotch with a flurry of feints to the ribs.
-Rottencrotch attempts a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Rottencrotch staggers 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of nice punches to the temple. 2Nd Amendment is hurt!
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+2Nd Amendment connects with a flurry of strong combinations to the jaw!
+2Nd Amendment fires a series of quick feints to the mouth!!
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+2Nd Amendment scores with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+2Nd Amendment thumps Rottencrotch with a pair of wild feints to the eye!
-Rottencrotch probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+2Nd Amendment suprises Rottencrotch with a series of feints to the eye!
+2Nd Amendment hits Rottencrotch with a series of loud feints to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 48 of 50 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 13 of 33 punches.

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 10-9


2Nd Amendment doesn't want to stop fighting!

Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

2Nd Amendment feints and fakes. (feinting)
Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.

+Rottencrotch hurts 2Nd Amendment with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
+Rottencrotch fires a pair of nasty shots to the temple.
-Rottencrotch attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but 2Nd Amendment narrowly avoids it
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+2Nd Amendment punches Rottencrotch with a feint and then an uppercut to the temple.
+Rottencrotch rocks 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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+Rottencrotch connects with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
+Rottencrotch lands a barrage of solid punches to the jaw!! 2Nd Amendment doesn't seem bothered.
+Rottencrotch whacks 2Nd Amendment with a straight right to the mouth. 2Nd Amendment quickly recovers.
+Rottencrotch tags 2Nd Amendment with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
+2Nd Amendment fires a volley of feints to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment pops Rottencrotch with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+2Nd Amendment smashes Rottencrotch with a barrage of wild shots to the solar plexus. Rottencrotch covers up.
+2Nd Amendment jolts Rottencrotch with a pair of painful feints to the mouth.
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+Rottencrotch punches 2Nd Amendment with a jab to the chest.
+2Nd Amendment attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-2Nd Amendment throws a pair of right combinations to the mouth, but Rottencrotch ducks.
+Rottencrotch pummels 2Nd Amendment with a volley of stinging feints to the stomach!
+2Nd Amendment fires a pair of heavy combinations to the chin.
+Rottencrotch punches 2Nd Amendment with a vicious feint and then an uppercut to the ribs!
-Rottencrotch attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but 2Nd Amendment stays away from it.
+Rottencrotch whacks 2Nd Amendment with a volley of strong punches to the chin!
-Rottencrotch attempts a left right to the chin, but 2Nd Amendment backs out of it.
+ The fighters trade feints to the chin.
+Rottencrotch takes charge with a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
+2Nd Amendment takes charge with a pair of strong punches to the face!
+2Nd Amendment catches Rottencrotch with a volley of painful combinations to the face.
+2Nd Amendment pummels Rottencrotch with a flurry of wild shots to the solar plexus!
-2Nd Amendment tries to land a flurry of right feints to the chest, but Rottencrotch backs out of it.
+2Nd Amendment pokes Rottencrotch with a volley of loud combinations to the face!! Rottencrotch ignores it.
-Rottencrotch paws a series of punches to the face, but 2Nd Amendment escapes.
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+2Nd Amendment hits with a pair of strong feints to the temple!
+2Nd Amendment hits Rottencrotch with a pair of combinations to the face!
+ The fighters swap combinations to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious feints to the stomach.
+2Nd Amendment hits Rottencrotch with a series of painful combinations to the stomach.
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+2Nd Amendment tosses a barrage of solid feints to the temple. Rottencrotch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 63 of 79 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 56 of 78 punches.

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 20-18


2Nd Amendment doesn't even want to rest!

Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Rottencrotch attempts a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+2Nd Amendment throws a series of punches to the face.
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+2Nd Amendment annoys Rottencrotch with a stinging jab to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment connects with a volley of shots to the face! Rottencrotch laughs!
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+2Nd Amendment hammers Rottencrotch with a pair of off balance feints to the solar plexus.
-Rottencrotch paws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but 2Nd Amendment narrowly avoids it
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+2Nd Amendment takes charge with a flurry of feints to the eye.
-2Nd Amendment probes with a volley of left feints to the temple, but Rottencrotch narrowly avoids it
+Rottencrotch pops 2Nd Amendment with a series of punches to the chest. 2Nd Amendment doesn't notice.
+Rottencrotch punches 2Nd Amendment with a pair of loud blows to the stomach.
+2Nd Amendment scores with a series of feints to the chest.
+2Nd Amendment shakes Rottencrotch with a flurry of powerful feints to the ribs.
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+2Nd Amendment belts Rottencrotch with a barrage of feints to the temple!
+2Nd Amendment solidly lands a series of stiff punches to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment wakes up the fans with a flurry of feints to the mouth!
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+2Nd Amendment attacks with a volley of shots to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade feints to the jaw.
+2Nd Amendment slams Rottencrotch with a vicious feint and then a hook to the nose.
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+2Nd Amendment hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+2Nd Amendment fires a pair of nice combinations to the temple.
-Rottencrotch throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+2Nd Amendment wakes up the fans with a series of feints to the chest.
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+2Nd Amendment grazes Rottencrotch with a feint and then a cross to the temple. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Rottencrotch belts 2Nd Amendment with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+2Nd Amendment tags Rottencrotch with a pair of strong feints to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 71 of 90 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 21 of 40 punches.

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 30-27


2Nd Amendment remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

2Nd Amendment feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Rottencrotch throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Rottencrotch nails 2Nd Amendment with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Rottencrotch hammers 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Rottencrotch fires a quick jab to the solar plexus. 2Nd Amendment sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but 2Nd Amendment beats a hasty retreat.
+2Nd Amendment lashes out with a barrage of nasty combinations to the mouth.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a counter-punch to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 5 of 8 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 18 of 38 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 39-37


2Nd Amendment remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Rottencrotch stuns 2Nd Amendment with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+2Nd Amendment belts Rottencrotch with a pair of quick shots to the chin.
-2Nd Amendment attacks with a volley of shots to the nose, but Rottencrotch ducks.
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+Rottencrotch hammers 2Nd Amendment with a volley of nice feints to the stomach!
+2Nd Amendment punches Rottencrotch with a pair of solid feints to the chin.
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+2Nd Amendment attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple. Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+2Nd Amendment punches Rottencrotch with a pair of light punches to the mouth. Rottencrotch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+2Nd Amendment hits with a volley of vicious feints to the eye!
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+2Nd Amendment tags Rottencrotch with a barrage of feints to the head. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-2Nd Amendment attempts a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Rottencrotch narrowly avoids it
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+2Nd Amendment hits with a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch throws a heavy sweeping right to the stomach!! 2Nd Amendment sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+2Nd Amendment slams Rottencrotch with a combination to the face.
-2Nd Amendment lashes out with a flurry of right feints to the eye, but Rottencrotch ducks.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest!
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-Rottencrotch attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but 2Nd Amendment covers himself well.
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-Rottencrotch tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+2Nd Amendment hits Rottencrotch with a volley of shots to the face.
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+2Nd Amendment pummels Rottencrotch with a jab to the jaw.
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-Rottencrotch paws a series of punches to the chest, but 2Nd Amendment steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 68 of 84 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 22 of 42 punches.

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 49-46


2Nd Amendment remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 6

2Nd Amendment feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Rottencrotch lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Rottencrotch throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but 2Nd Amendment ducks.
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+Rottencrotch pops 2Nd Amendment with a quick left to the chest!
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+Rottencrotch wallops 2Nd Amendment with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. 2Nd Amendment laughs!
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-Rottencrotch probes with a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but 2Nd Amendment backs out of it.
+Rottencrotch hits 2Nd Amendment with a furious sweeping right to the ribs.
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+2Nd Amendment hits with a feint and then a cross to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 6 of 8 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 18 of 38 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 58-56


2Nd Amendment remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 7

2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-2Nd Amendment charges with a series of left feints to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+2Nd Amendment wakes up the fans with a barrage of off balance combinations to the temple.
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+Rottencrotch lands a volley of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
+Rottencrotch whacks 2Nd Amendment with a furious left to the stomach.
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+2Nd Amendment throws a jab to the mouth. Rottencrotch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+2Nd Amendment punches Rottencrotch with a volley of nasty combinations to the temple. Rottencrotch backpedals to his own corner.
+Rottencrotch whacks 2Nd Amendment with a vicious straight right to the stomach.
+2Nd Amendment lands a furious combination to the chin. Rottencrotch doesn't seem bothered.
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+Rottencrotch drills 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of punches to the ribs! 2Nd Amendment backpedals to his own corner.
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-Rottencrotch tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but 2Nd Amendment blocks.
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+2Nd Amendment drills Rottencrotch with a barrage of quick feints to the ribs. Rottencrotch retreats to the far corner.
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+2Nd Amendment grazes Rottencrotch with a roundhouse to the temple.
-Rottencrotch launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+2Nd Amendment tags Rottencrotch with a volley of light shots to the face.
-Rottencrotch attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+2Nd Amendment wakes up the fans with a barrage of combinations to the eye!!
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+2Nd Amendment tosses a series of off balance punches to the head!!
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+2Nd Amendment pounds Rottencrotch with a commanding feint and then a cross to the head.
+ The fighters swap feints to the jaw.
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-2Nd Amendment tries a series of left combinations to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Rottencrotch stuns 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs. 2Nd Amendment beats a hasty retreat.
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+2Nd Amendment hits with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+2Nd Amendment tosses a volley of feints to the mouth. Rottencrotch backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 76 of 86 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 23 of 40 punches.

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 68-65


2Nd Amendment grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 8

2Nd Amendment feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Rottencrotch suprises 2Nd Amendment with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a left jab to the chest, but misses.
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+Rottencrotch hits 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Rottencrotch shakes 2Nd Amendment with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Rottencrotch tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but 2Nd Amendment narrowly avoids it
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+Rottencrotch staggers 2Nd Amendment with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Rottencrotch launches a series of punches to the ribs, but 2Nd Amendment backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 6 of 8 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 22 of 44 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 77-75


2Nd Amendment remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 9

2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+2Nd Amendment backs up Rottencrotch with a barrage of combinations to the stomach. Rottencrotch seems wobbly!
+Rottencrotch pokes 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of feints to the nose. 2Nd Amendment retreats to the far corner.
+2Nd Amendment throws a pair of feints to the stomach. Rottencrotch is hurt!
+2Nd Amendment tosses a quick right to the nose! Rottencrotch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+2Nd Amendment stuns Rottencrotch with a painful feint and then an uppercut to the chest. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch scores with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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+Rottencrotch hurts 2Nd Amendment with a volley of punches to the head!!
+2Nd Amendment hammers Rottencrotch with a series of furious feints to the nose.
+2Nd Amendment staggers Rottencrotch with a nasty combination to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the temple.
+Rottencrotch whacks 2Nd Amendment with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+2Nd Amendment lands a barrage of feints to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch annoys 2Nd Amendment with a stinging cross to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment smashes Rottencrotch with a furious counter-punch to the temple. Rottencrotch doesn't notice.
+2Nd Amendment punches Rottencrotch with a pair of stinging shots to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
+2Nd Amendment lashes out with a feint and then a cross to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange combinations to the jaw.
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+2Nd Amendment hits with a volley of feints to the temple.
+Rottencrotch attacks with a off balance jab to the jaw!
+2Nd Amendment clocks Rottencrotch with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Rottencrotch tries a left straight right to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+2Nd Amendment jolts Rottencrotch with a powerful combination to the jaw. Rottencrotch quickly recovers.
+Rottencrotch attacks with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch pokes 2Nd Amendment with a volley of punches to the eye. 2Nd Amendment sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Rottencrotch thumps 2Nd Amendment with a volley of punches to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment hammers Rottencrotch with a barrage of quick feints to the chest.
+ The fighters trade feints to the nose.
+2Nd Amendment fires a series of combinations to the mouth.
+2Nd Amendment hurts Rottencrotch with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
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-Rottencrotch fires a series of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+2Nd Amendment tags Rottencrotch with a volley of strong shots to the eye.
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+Rottencrotch throws a commanding jab to the head.
+Rottencrotch connects with a flurry of heavy shots to the chin.
+Rottencrotch hurts 2Nd Amendment with a jab to the head. 2Nd Amendment sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+2Nd Amendment lands a glancing counter-punch to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 81 of 81 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 95 of 103 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 86-85


2Nd Amendment grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 10

2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+ The fighters trade combinations to the face.
+ The fighters trade shots to the eye.
+Rottencrotch drills 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
+2Nd Amendment hurts Rottencrotch with a volley of stinging feints to the nose.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a flurry of combinations to the stomach.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a pair of quick combinations to the head.
+Rottencrotch jolts 2Nd Amendment with a series of shots to the chest. 2Nd Amendment is hurt!
+Rottencrotch pounds 2Nd Amendment with a volley of punches to the jaw. 2Nd Amendment retreats to the far corner.
+2Nd Amendment fires a flurry of combinations to the jaw. Rottencrotch falls against the ropes!
+2Nd Amendment wallops Rottencrotch with a barrage of wild feints to the stomach.
+Rottencrotch fires a pair of glancing shots to the stomach!
+2Nd Amendment connects with a volley of stinging feints to the chin. Rottencrotch shakes his head to clear it.
+Rottencrotch throws a series of nice punches to the mouth!
+Rottencrotch fires a flurry of off balance shots to the eye. 2Nd Amendment beats a hasty retreat.
+2Nd Amendment connects with a flurry of feints to the mouth. Rottencrotch quickly recovers.
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+Rottencrotch belts 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of punches to the head. 2Nd Amendment sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Rottencrotch attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange combinations to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a volley of stiff feints to the nose.
+Rottencrotch tattoos 2Nd Amendment with a straight right to the ribs. 2Nd Amendment laughs!
-Rottencrotch tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Rottencrotch fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but 2Nd Amendment beats a hasty retreat.
-Rottencrotch throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+2Nd Amendment tosses a series of powerful shots to the face.
+2Nd Amendment whacks Rottencrotch with a flurry of stinging feints to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment slams Rottencrotch with a pair of stinging feints to the solar plexus.
+Rottencrotch tattoos 2Nd Amendment with a volley of furious shots to the face!
+2Nd Amendment hits with a commanding combination to the stomach. Rottencrotch laughs!
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+2Nd Amendment solidly lands a series of light feints to the chest.
+2Nd Amendment slams Rottencrotch with a stinging counter-punch to the chin.
+Rottencrotch clocks 2Nd Amendment with a volley of nice punches to the eye!
+Rottencrotch fires a sweeping right to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment throws a barrage of loud combinations to the eye. Rottencrotch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but 2Nd Amendment blocks.
-2Nd Amendment probes with a flurry of right feints to the mouth, but Rottencrotch hides behind his gloves.
+2Nd Amendment hammers Rottencrotch with a nasty feint and then an uppercut to the eye!
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+Rottencrotch pops 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of punches to the head!!
-Rottencrotch fires a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
+2Nd Amendment suprises Rottencrotch with a series of shots to the face. Rottencrotch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+2Nd Amendment catches Rottencrotch with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Rottencrotch tattoos 2Nd Amendment with a pair of punches to the face.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 89 of 90 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 72 of 108 punches.

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 96-94


2Nd Amendment grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 11

2Nd Amendment feints and fakes. (feinting)
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+2Nd Amendment annoys Rottencrotch with a volley of stinging blows to the jaw!
+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
+Rottencrotch throws a series of strong punches to the head.
+2Nd Amendment whacks Rottencrotch with a flurry of loud shots to the face.
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+2Nd Amendment tags Rottencrotch with a flurry of off balance feints to the ribs.
+2Nd Amendment jolts Rottencrotch with a barrage of heavy feints to the solar plexus.
+Rottencrotch strikes with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
+Rottencrotch whacks 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of punches to the nose. 2Nd Amendment doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+2Nd Amendment pokes Rottencrotch with a barrage of stinging shots to the nose!
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-Rottencrotch tries a pair of left punches to the mouth, but 2Nd Amendment quickly backs away.
+2Nd Amendment jolts Rottencrotch with a flurry of wild shots to the stomach.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a right feint and then a hook to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Rottencrotch pops 2Nd Amendment with a volley of commanding punches to the nose. 2Nd Amendment seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters trade feints to the chin.
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+2Nd Amendment attacks with a barrage of stinging combinations to the jaw!
+2Nd Amendment suprises Rottencrotch with a hard feint and then an uppercut to the nose.
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+Rottencrotch tosses a flurry of wild blows to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment tags Rottencrotch with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Rottencrotch retreats to the far corner.
+Rottencrotch jolts 2Nd Amendment with a pair of strong shots to the head. 2Nd Amendment doesn't seem bothered.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. 2Nd Amendment doesn't notice.
+Rottencrotch lands a pair of heavy shots to the temple.
+Rottencrotch throws a pair of wild punches to the face.
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+2Nd Amendment clocks Rottencrotch with a nice feint and then an uppercut to the mouth.
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+Rottencrotch strikes with a volley of feints to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment jolts Rottencrotch with a series of stiff shots to the head.
-Rottencrotch charges with a pair of feints to the solar plexus, but 2Nd Amendment ties him up.
+2Nd Amendment attacks with a series of shots to the head.
-Rottencrotch lashes out with a series of left punches to the eye, but 2Nd Amendment ties him up.
+2Nd Amendment suprises Rottencrotch with a pair of blows to the mouth. Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+2Nd Amendment tosses a series of mean feints to the stomach.
+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment solidly lands a pair of shots to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 73 of 82 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 80 of 110 punches.

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 106-103


2Nd Amendment grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 12

2Nd Amendment feints and fakes. (feinting)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Rottencrotch launches a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but 2Nd Amendment ties him up.
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+Rottencrotch hits with 2Nd Amendment with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a volley of feints to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+2Nd Amendment belts Rottencrotch with a series of solid feints to the stomach. Rottencrotch grimaces in pain.
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+2Nd Amendment pokes Rottencrotch with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+2Nd Amendment scores with a volley of strong feints to the mouth.
+2Nd Amendment tosses a pair of glancing feints to the nose.
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+2Nd Amendment annoys Rottencrotch with a volley of quick feints to the face.
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+2Nd Amendment hits with a flurry of feints to the jaw.
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+2Nd Amendment throws a pair of punches to the chest.
+Rottencrotch jolts 2Nd Amendment with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
+2Nd Amendment thumps Rottencrotch with a flurry of feints to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment shakes Rottencrotch with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch tries a left to the chin, but misses.
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+2Nd Amendment throws a feint and then a cross to the eye.
+Rottencrotch thumps 2Nd Amendment with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
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+2Nd Amendment strikes with a flurry of quick feints to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 57 of 60 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 14 of 33 punches.

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 116-112


2Nd Amendment grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 2: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 3: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 10: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 11: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 12: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9

Total Score: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 2: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 3: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 10: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 11: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 12: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9

Total Score: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 117-111


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 2: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 3: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 10: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 11: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 12: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9

Total Score: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 117-111

Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates wins by decision!