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(Toughman) Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall and Big John's Ale fought to a split decision draw: 39-39, 38-39, 40-38.

Match Saturday, April 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 751 pounds (341 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

-Dodging attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Big John's Ale fires a series of left blows to the temple, but misses.
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-Dodging charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Big John's Ale throws a left straight right to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Big John's Ale fires a series of left punches to the nose, but Dodging steps aside and laughs.
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-Dodging throws a right jab to the nose, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
-Big John's Ale throws a series of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Big John's Ale attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but Dodging ducks just in time.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a left straight right to the eye, but Dodging ducks.
-Dodging throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Big John's Ale narrowly avoids it
-Dodging tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Big John's Ale launches a volley of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Dodging launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale stays away from it.
-Dodging lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale stays away from it.
-Dodging attacks with a jab to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Dodging drills Big John's Ale with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Dodging launches a sweeping right to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 40 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 5 of 40 punches.

Big John's Ale won the round 10-9

Big John's Ale is winning the fight 10-9


Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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-Big John's Ale attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
-Dodging lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
-Dodging lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but Big John's Ale deftly avoits it.
-Dodging lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Dodging fires a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale takes it in the forearms.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses.
-Big John's Ale fires a volley of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Dodging probes with a right jab to the mouth, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 44 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 3 of 39 punches.

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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-Big John's Ale probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Big John's Ale throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Dodging tosses a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Dodging attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but Big John's Ale takes it in the forearms.
-Big John's Ale throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Big John's Ale backs up Dodging with a pair of punches to the head. Dodging retreats to the far corner.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a right straight right to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Dodging charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale hides behind his gloves.
-Big John's Ale probes with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Big John's Ale probes with a series of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Dodging fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Dodging tries a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Dodging tries to land a pair of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Dodging lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 40 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 5 of 40 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Dodging doesn't even want to rest!

Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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-Big John's Ale attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Big John's Ale solidly lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Dodging probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Big John's Ale blocks.
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-Big John's Ale paws a pair of punches to the eye, but Dodging quickly backs away.
-Dodging lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Dodging steps aside.
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-Dodging tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale quickly backs away.
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-Dodging launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale covers himself well.
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a volley of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Dodging pummels Big John's Ale with a flurry of loud punches to the nose. Big John's Ale sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dodging tries to land a barrage of blows to the chin, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
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-Dodging throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Big John's Ale throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dodging quickly backs away.
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-Big John's Ale paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Dodging escapes.
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-Big John's Ale attacks with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Dodging steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 5 of 41 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 5 of 38 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Dodging doesn't even want to rest!

Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Big John's Ale 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Big John's Ale 10-9
Round 4: Big John's Ale 10-9

Total Score: Big John's Ale 39-38


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9

Total Score: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 40-38

The bout is declared a draw!