Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Tha Next Big Thing by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, April 25, 2020In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
-Thing attempts a series of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Thing solidly lands a volley of glancing punches to the head. Noodle covers up.
+Noodle strikes with a volley of furious punches to the eye. Thing quickly recovers.
Noodle lands a crashing blow to the temple and Thing falls senseless!!
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Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Thing probes with a jab to the temple, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
-Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Noodle shakes Thing with a series of punches to the nose. Thing doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle grazes Thing with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth. Thing retreats to the far corner.
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+Noodle lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Thing strikes with a stiff right to the jaw.
Thing lands a resounding right punch in the nose and Noodle collapses!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Noodle lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Thing jars Noodle with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin. Noodle gets mad!
-Thing launches a flurry of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Noodle lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Noodle lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but Thing steps aside.
+Noodle clocks Thing with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle pounds Thing with a glancing sweeping right to the stomach!!
+Noodle rocks Thing with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle punches Thing with a series of light punches to the ribs.
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+Thing punches Noodle with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw! Noodle seems wobbly!
Thing lands a well placed right blow to the temple and Noodle goes down!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Thing launches a pair of left punches to the head, but misses.
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+Noodle grazes Thing with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Noodle lands a resounding punch in the nose and Thing goes down!!
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He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye.
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!
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