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(Cruiserweight) General Tso Chicken defeated Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, April 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 191 pounds (87 kilograms) is General Tso Chicken!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Rubenesque lunges with a uppercut to the nose, but Chicken covers himself well.
Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chicken throws Rubenesque with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chicken hits with a glancing uppercut to the mouth!
Chicken lands a resounding right blow to the temple and Rubenesque hurtles to the canvas!!

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FIVE
Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Chicken attempts a right cross to the face, but is ineffective.
+Chicken staggers Rubenesque with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose. Rubenesque shakes his head to clear it.
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+Rubenesque throws a series of heavy punches to the eye.
Rubenesque lands a sudden haymaker and Chicken bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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SEVEN
Chicken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Chicken punches Rubenesque with a volley of solid combinations to the chin.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque solidly lands a series of mean blows to the head.
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+Rubenesque staggers Chicken with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
+Rubenesque hits with a barrage of light punches to the nose!!
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-Rubenesque throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but Chicken leaps aside.
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+Rubenesque connects with a volley of shots to the face. Chicken beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chicken connects with a series of blows to the temple.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Chicken suprises Rubenesque with a flurry of furious combinations to the mouth.
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+Chicken throws a series of combinations to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 14 of 22 punches, and General Tso Chicken landed 22 of 32 punches.

General Tso Chicken won the round 10-9

General Tso Chicken is winning the fight 10-9


Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Chicken doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chicken suprises Rubenesque with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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-Rubenesque tries to land a series of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Rubenesque fires a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Chicken steps aside and laughs.
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+Rubenesque catches Chicken with an illegal rabbit punch! The audience is howling!
Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Rubenesque attacks with a roundhouse to the chin. Chicken sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Chicken tags Rubenesque with a volley of combinations to the head.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken rocks Rubenesque with a flurry of solid punches to the head. Rubenesque quickly recovers.
-Rubenesque throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Chicken annoys Rubenesque with a left to the jaw.
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+Chicken smacks Rubenesque with a barrage of mean combinations to the nose. Rubenesque asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chicken solidly lands a volley of furious combinations to the chin.
Chicken lands a well placed cross to the jaw and Rubenesque drops like a stone!!

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FOUR

FIVE
Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Rubenesque hits with a flurry of light shots to the temple. Chicken sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 9 of 24 punches, and General Tso Chicken landed 26 of 32 punches.

General Tso Chicken won the round 10-8

General Tso Chicken is winning the fight 20-17


Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Chicken doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chicken charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Rubenesque beats a hasty retreat.
Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque tries to land a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Chicken quickly backs away.
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+Chicken stuns Rubenesque with a flurry of stinging combinations to the head!!
-Rubenesque attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Chicken beats a hasty retreat.
-Rubenesque launches a series of left blows to the stomach, but Chicken escapes.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Chicken connects with a volley of commanding shots to the eye.
Chicken lands a lightning right blow to the head and Rubenesque is flattened!!

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NINE
Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Rubenesque jolts Chicken with a pair of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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+Chicken whacks Rubenesque with a furious hook to the head. Rubenesque hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Chicken escapes.
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+Chicken rocks Rubenesque with a series of glancing blows to the chin. Rubenesque backpedals to his own corner.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

Chicken remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The doctor won't let Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII continue the fight! General Tso Chicken wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 2: General Tso Chicken 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 2: General Tso Chicken 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: General Tso Chicken 10-9
Round 2: General Tso Chicken 10-8

General Tso Chicken wins by a technical knockout!