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(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Unlucky SOB by unanimous decision: 116-112, 117-112, 116-112.

Match Thursday, April 23, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 148 pounds (67 kilograms) is Unlucky SOB!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Unlucky connects with a pair of mean combinations to the nose.
-Unlucky lunges with a pair of right combinations to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Tutu! smacks Unlucky with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs!
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-Unlucky attacks with a volley of combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Unlucky paws a pair of combinations to the face, but to no avail.
+Tutu! annoys Unlucky with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Unlucky charges with a series of left blows to the eye, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu! hits Unlucky with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Unlucky laughs!
+Tutu! thumps Unlucky with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Unlucky probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Tutu! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Unlucky ducks.
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-Unlucky probes with a series of blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Unlucky smacks Tutu! with a pair of combinations to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 21 of 32 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 40 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!

Unlucky doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Unlucky probes with a pair of combinations to the chin, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Unlucky scores with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
+Tutu! throws a commanding jab to the stomach.
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-Unlucky attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
-Unlucky paws a barrage of combinations to the head, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
+Unlucky fires a flurry of strong combinations to the eye.
-Tutu! lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Unlucky escapes.
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+Tutu! fires a series of solid punches to the stomach. Unlucky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu! probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Unlucky lunges with a pair of right shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Tutu! annoys Unlucky with a glancing combination to the solar plexus! Unlucky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 15 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 11 of 38 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Tutu! attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Unlucky probes with a barrage of left combinations to the face, but Tutu! covers himself well.
-Unlucky paws a combination to the chin, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Unlucky throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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-Unlucky tries a right to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu! annoys Unlucky with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs. Unlucky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu! tosses a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Unlucky catches Tutu! with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Unlucky probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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-Unlucky paws a barrage of right combinations to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 41 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 4

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Unlucky tries to land a volley of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Unlucky takes charge with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Tutu! backs up Unlucky with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Unlucky attacks with a series of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Unlucky charges with a barrage of combinations to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky attempts a jab to the head, but Tutu! blocks.
-Unlucky probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Unlucky attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 6 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 42 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 39-37


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 5

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Tutu! annoys Unlucky with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Unlucky charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! ties him up.
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+Tutu! fires a pair of off balance punches to the ribs!
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-Unlucky throws a barrage of combinations to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Unlucky attacks with a flurry of light combinations to the head!
-Unlucky throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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-Unlucky throws a jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Unlucky fires a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! paws a pair of punches to the chest, but Unlucky covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 25 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 39 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 49-46


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 6

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Unlucky tries a series of punches to the eye, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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+Tutu! annoys Unlucky with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
-Unlucky tries a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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-Unlucky attacks with a pair of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky tries a volley of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Unlucky rocks Tutu! with a volley of combinations to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 9 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 45 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 58-56


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 7

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Unlucky tries to land a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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+Tutu! drills Unlucky with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Tutu! fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but Unlucky steps aside.
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-Unlucky lunges with a series of right combinations to the head, but Tutu! ties him up.
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+Unlucky strikes with a pair of combinations to the nose.
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-Unlucky tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Tutu! fires a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Unlucky steps aside.
+Tutu! pounds Unlucky with a flurry of nice shots to the solar plexus. Unlucky quickly recovers.
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-Unlucky probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Unlucky hits with a powerful cross to the nose. Tutu! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Unlucky throws a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but misses.
-Unlucky throws a jab to the face, but Tutu! ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 25 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 42 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 68-65


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 8

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Unlucky probes with a right cross to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Unlucky connects with a pair of punches to the chin. Tutu! doesn't seem bothered.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the face, but misses completely.
-Unlucky tries to land a volley of right punches to the face, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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-Unlucky attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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-Unlucky fires a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Unlucky launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Unlucky paws a barrage of combinations to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 8 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 38 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 77-75


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 9

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Tutu! jolts Unlucky with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Unlucky lunges with a volley of left punches to the head, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Unlucky throws a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! connects with a barrage of mean blows to the chest.
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-Unlucky probes with a combination to the chin, but Tutu! covers himself well.
-Unlucky attacks with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Tutu! fires a straight right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Unlucky lands a barrage of painful combinations to the temple. Tutu! seems wobbly!
-Tutu! attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu! pummels Unlucky with a off balance hook to the chest.
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-Unlucky throws a volley of combinations to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 15 of 22 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 41 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 87-84


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 10

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Unlucky attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Unlucky tries to land a volley of combinations to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! takes charge with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
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-Unlucky attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! tries a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Unlucky narrowly avoids it
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+Unlucky lands a pair of combinations to the face.
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-Tutu! launches a flurry of left punches to the face, but Unlucky quickly backs away.
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+Tutu! pounds Unlucky with a sweeping right to the chin.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a pair of left combinations to the face, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
-Unlucky tries to land a pair of combinations to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Unlucky slams Tutu! with a barrage of punches to the face. Tutu! doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 40 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 97-93


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 11

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Unlucky punches Tutu! with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Tutu! launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Unlucky leaps aside.
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-Unlucky fires a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Unlucky fires a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
+Tutu! throws a barrage of solid blows to the chin.
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-Unlucky attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Tutu! paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Unlucky escapes.
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-Unlucky fires a pair of right combinations to the head, but misses completely.
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-Unlucky probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but misses.
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-Unlucky paws a barrage of right combinations to the face, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
-Unlucky attempts a volley of combinations to the eye, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 21 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 36 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 107-102


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Unlucky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 12

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Tutu! paws a pair of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Unlucky probes with a barrage of combinations to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu! grazes Unlucky with a flurry of light punches to the temple.
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-Unlucky lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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+Unlucky belts Tutu! with a volley of hard punches to the temple!! Tutu! falls against the ropes!
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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Unlucky lands a volley of punches to the chin. Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Unlucky launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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+Tutu! rocks Unlucky with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Unlucky launches a series of left punches to the head, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Tutu! probes with a jab to the jaw, but Unlucky beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 10 of 24 punches, and Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 38 punches.

Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 116-112


Tutu! is slowing down.

Unlucky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Unlucky SOB 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-112


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Unlucky SOB 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 116-112

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by decision!