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(Lightweight) Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard defeated Light Dork Boom I by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.

Match Wednesday, April 22, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Light Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I fights inside. (inside)

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-Boom I attacks with a left left to the head, but Beauregard escapes.
+Beauregard hits with a hard cross to the eye.
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+Beauregard hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Boom I wakes up the fans with a flurry of hard shots to the head.
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of blows to the nose, but falls short.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Beauregard ties him up.
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+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a pair of hard punches to the face.
+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a barrage of nice punches to the nose. Boom I laughs!
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-Boom I charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Beauregard throws a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Beauregard scores with a series of quick punches to the nose.
+Boom I lands a series of mean punches to the chin.
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-Boom I lashes out with a hook to the temple, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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+Beauregard takes charge with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 40 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9


Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Beauregard hurts Boom I with a straight right to the nose.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a left to the ribs, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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-Boom I paws a right cross to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Beauregard tags Boom I with a heavy straight right to the nose.
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+Beauregard pokes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Beauregard attacks with a series of commanding punches to the head. Boom I doesn't notice.
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+Beauregard clocks Boom I with a series of wild punches to the mouth. Boom I seems wobbly!
+Boom I hits with a series of furious blows to the stomach. Beauregard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Boom I probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Boom I attacks with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard suprises Boom I with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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+Beauregard tosses a pair of hard punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 42 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 30 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Boom I probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Boom I hits with a barrage of glancing blows to the chest.
+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Beauregard throws a series of punches to the face.
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+Beauregard solidly lands a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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-Boom I lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Beauregard tosses a series of light shots to the nose.
-Boom I attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard lands a flurry of light punches to the chin. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Boom I paws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Beauregard steps aside.
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+Boom I lands a series of punches to the chest.
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+Beauregard lands a jab to the mouth.
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+Beauregard takes charge with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Beauregard throws a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 31 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I charges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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-Boom I paws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Beauregard ducks.
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+Beauregard smacks Boom I with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Beauregard takes charge with a series of nice shots to the chin.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-Boom I tries a pair of left blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Boom I connects with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Beauregard fires a series of nice blows to the face.
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+Beauregard grazes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Boom I launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Boom I launches a series of shots to the chest, but Beauregard escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 38 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 33 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Beauregard lashes out with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Beauregard attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
+Boom I grazes Beauregard with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Beauregard grimaces in pain.
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+Beauregard hits with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Beauregard stuns Boom I with a barrage of blows to the head. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Beauregard hits with a powerful jab to the chest.
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+Beauregard hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Beauregard drills Boom I with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus!! Boom I retreats to the far corner.
+Beauregard drills Boom I with a series of vicious shots to the mouth.
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-Boom I launches a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Boom I throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 41 of 41 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 30 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-45


Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Beauregard pokes Boom I with a light jab to the eye.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I fires a series of shots to the chest, but Beauregard covers himself well.
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-Boom I launches a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Beauregard slams Boom I with a nasty jab to the chest.
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-Boom I lashes out with a roundhouse to the chest, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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+Beauregard catches Boom I with a hook to the ribs.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Beauregard steps aside.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard throws a volley of loud punches to the head.
+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a series of punches to the mouth. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Beauregard lands a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Boom I staggers Beauregard with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 41 of 41 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 32 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-54


Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

+Beauregard thumps Boom I with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Beauregard hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I tattoos Beauregard with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
-Boom I probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Boom I throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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-Boom I probes with a series of shots to the chest, but Beauregard blocks.
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+Beauregard hits with a cross to the chin.
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+Beauregard fires a barrage of glancing shots to the jaw! Boom I laughs!
+Beauregard takes charge with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I fires a cross to the stomach, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
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+Beauregard fires a volley of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 35 of 35 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 30 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 70-63


Beauregard is obviously tired.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

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+Boom I hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Boom I fires a barrage of shots to the eye.
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-Boom I attempts a series of right shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Boom I fires a pair of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Boom I lands a pair of solid punches to the temple!!
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-Boom I throws a series of blows to the temple, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
-Boom I attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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+Beauregard strikes with a vicious jab to the chin.
+Beauregard belts Boom I with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Boom I launches a uppercut to the face, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 15 of 52 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 79-73


Beauregard is obviously tired.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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-Boom I tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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+Boom I wallops Beauregard with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Boom I tries a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I jolts Beauregard with a pair of blows to the nose.
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+Beauregard hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I launches a volley of right punches to the head, but fails to score.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 13 of 47 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 88-83


Beauregard is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

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-Boom I launches a flurry of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a barrage of blows to the chin!!
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-Boom I tries a barrage of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I launches a pair of right blows to the head, but Beauregard ties him up.
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-Boom I paws a barrage of right blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Beauregard fires a volley of nasty punches to the temple!
-Boom I charges with a volley of blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Boom I tosses a barrage of shots to the mouth. Beauregard is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 15 of 48 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 97-93


Beauregard is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

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-Boom I throws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Boom I charges with a hook to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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+Beauregard strikes with a stiff jab to the ribs.
+Boom I tosses a volley of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 13 of 43 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 106-103


Beauregard is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Boom I tries a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Beauregard covers himself well.
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+Boom I hits with Beauregard with a bite to the ear! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-Boom I probes with a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
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-Boom I launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Boom I fires a pair of hooks to the head.
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+Boom I punches Beauregard with a pair of punches to the eye.
Boom I lands a decisive blow to the head and Beauregard is knocked off his feet!!

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Beauregard struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I fires a volley of light blows to the jaw.
+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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-Boom I lunges with a series of left shots to the nose, but fails to score.
+Beauregard tattoos Boom I with a barrage of punches to the chest. Boom I doesn't notice.
-Boom I launches a series of crosses to the chin, but goes wide.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 9 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 13 of 40 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 114-113


Beauregard is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-8

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-8

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 114-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-8

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 114-113

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard wins by decision!