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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, April 20, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Lord throws a solid cross to the head.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest!! Lord covers up.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Lord steps aside.
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-Straw fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord lands a series of punches to the face. Straw is hurt!
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-Straw attempts a volley of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Lord fires a barrage of nasty shots to the nose.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord shakes Straw with a right to the head.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 9 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 23 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord smacks Straw with a straight right to the ribs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord hits with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Straw suprises Lord with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Lord lashes out with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Lord backs out of it.
+Lord suprises Straw with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lord backs up Straw with a series of strong punches to the ribs. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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-Straw lashes out with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 8 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 22 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord tosses a series of blows to the ribs. Straw retreats to the far corner.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord lands a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Lord catches Straw with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs!
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+Lord hurts Straw with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord hits Straw with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Straw launches a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Straw strikes with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Straw jolts Lord with a glancing hook to the stomach! Lord gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 27 of 31 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Straw whacks Lord with a series of blows to the chest.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a pair of left shots to the chest, but Lord quickly backs away.
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+Lord whacks Straw with a jab to the mouth.
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-Straw fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw smacks Lord with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 9 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord nails Straw with a volley of glancing shots to the ribs!
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+Lord jolts Straw with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
-Straw attempts a volley of right blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Straw nails Lord with a barrage of solid blows to the solar plexus. Lord sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Lord lands a loud hook to the solar plexus.
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+Straw lands a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw lashes out with a pair of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a left cross to the solar plexus, but Lord backs out of it.
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+Lord fires a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus!!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord staggers Straw with a barrage of wild punches to the chest. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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-Straw paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Straw fires a pair of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 17 of 35 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 33 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-46


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord pokes Straw with a volley of punches to the stomach. Straw is hurt!
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+Lord solidly lands a sweeping right to the chest!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attacks with a left roundhouse to the stomach, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
-Straw charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but Lord quickly backs away.
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+Lord wakes up the fans with a hook to the chest.
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+Lord tags Straw with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Lord jolts Straw with a flurry of heavy shots to the ribs.
+Straw annoys Lord with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus!
+Lord hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
-Straw tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Lord covers himself well.
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+Straw hits Lord with a hook to the chest. Lord falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 38 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 27 of 33 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 59-56


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw grazes Lord with a series of hard blows to the ribs.
-Straw probes with a left hook to the stomach, but Lord steps aside.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord pokes Straw with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Straw tries a series of left shots to the ribs, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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+Lord wakes up the fans with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord hits with a volley of strong punches to the ribs. Straw covers up.
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+Lord lands a volley of punches to the ribs!
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+Lord hits with a series of solid blows to the ribs.
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+Straw jars Lord with a light roundhouse to the stomach!
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-Lord tries a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Straw staggers Lord with a volley of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
-Straw attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 42 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 31 of 39 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 69-65


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord slams Straw with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth. Straw laughs!
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+Lord throws a volley of heavy blows to the jaw.
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+Lord tags Straw with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Lord steps aside and laughs.
+Lord throws a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
+Straw pops Lord with a flurry of off balance shots to the ribs. Lord ignores it.
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+Lord hits with a series of punches to the chin!
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-Lord probes with a left straight right to the nose, but misses.
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+Lord fires a barrage of solid punches to the mouth! Straw laughs!
+Straw tosses a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Straw launches a pair of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Lord punches Straw with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Straw suprises Lord with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 21 of 38 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 47 of 56 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 79-74


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Straw is brawling. (inside)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Lord hits with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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+Straw lashes out with a barrage of light blows to the eye. Lord hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Straw hammers Lord with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
Straw lands a decisive left punch in the nose and Lord staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!