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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Meck by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, April 18, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 226 pounds (103 kilograms) is Meck!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.

+Neuman jars Meck with a pair of punches to the face.
+Neuman hits Meck with a volley of stiff punches to the head. Meck shakes his head to clear it.
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-Neuman lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Meck steps aside.
+Neuman jars Meck with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 22 punches, and Meck landed 4 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.

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-Meck attacks with a flurry of shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman smashes Meck with a jab to the stomach. Meck laughs!
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+Neuman tosses a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman rocks Meck with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Neuman tattoos Meck with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Neuman launches a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Neuman launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Meck blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 33 punches, and Meck landed 4 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Meck covers up.

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+Meck throws a volley of vicious shots to the chin. Neuman quickly recovers.
-Neuman tries to land a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Neuman attempts a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Meck covers himself well.
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-Neuman tries to land a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Meck blocks.
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+Neuman stuns Meck with a volley of quick shots to the ribs.
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+Neuman tosses a series of painful blows to the chest. Meck quickly recovers.
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+Neuman smacks Meck with a straight right to the chest. Meck beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 31 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 30-27


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.

+Neuman pokes Meck with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Neuman punches Meck with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman fires a barrage of light shots to the ribs.
+Neuman smashes Meck with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
+Neuman jars Meck with a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Neuman lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Neuman throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but Meck covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 34 punches, and Meck landed 4 of 9 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 40-36


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.

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+Neuman tattoos Meck with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Neuman charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Meck backs out of it.
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-Neuman lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Neuman probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Neuman hits Meck with a heavy jab to the chin. Meck doesn't seem bothered.
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+Neuman lands a stiff roundhouse to the head. Meck grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 31 punches, and Meck landed 4 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 50-45


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Meck covers up.

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+Neuman attacks with a series of blows to the jaw.
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-Neuman tries to land a flurry of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman lands a uppercut to the jaw.
+Neuman rocks Meck with a pair of powerful blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 23 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 60-54


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.

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-Neuman attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Meck steps aside.
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-Neuman tries to land a pair of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman wallops Meck with a volley of punches to the eye. Meck grimaces in pain.
+Neuman hammers Meck with a series of loud punches to the temple. Meck ignores it.
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+Neuman annoys Meck with a volley of punches to the temple. Meck beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 31 punches, and Meck landed 3 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 70-63


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Meck doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Meck covers up.

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+Neuman connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Neuman hits Meck with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman jolts Meck with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Neuman attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Meck ducks.
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-Neuman lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman solidly lands a flurry of shots to the stomach. Meck covers up.
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-Neuman tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Meck escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 32 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 80-72


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Meck doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Meck covers up.

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-Neuman paws a volley of punches to the head, but Meck deftly avoits it.
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-Neuman probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Meck hides behind his gloves.
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-Neuman probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Meck steps aside and laughs.
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+Neuman drills Meck with a barrage of shots to the face. Meck hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Neuman fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Meck blocks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 33 punches, and Meck landed 4 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 90-81


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Meck doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Meck covers up.

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+Neuman hits with a series of nasty blows to the ribs. Meck grimaces in pain.
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-Neuman fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Neuman launches a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Meck steps aside.
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+Neuman throws Meck with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Neuman punches Meck with a volley of solid blows to the chest.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 25 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 100-90


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Meck doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Meck covers up.

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-Neuman attempts a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Meck blocks.
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-Neuman lunges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Meck lands a pair of stiff shots to the mouth.
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+Neuman hits with a volley of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman smashes Meck with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Meck retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 26 punches, and Meck landed 5 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 110-99


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Meck doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Meck covers up.

-Neuman throws a right left to the stomach, but Meck blocks.
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+Neuman hits Meck with an illegal kidney punch! This is unbelievable!
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+Neuman jolts Meck with a volley of vicious blows to the chest.
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-Neuman tries a series of blows to the stomach, but Meck ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 23 punches, and Meck landed 4 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 120-108


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Meck doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108

Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!