Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Mary Jane Rottencrotch and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates fought to a majority decision draw: 114-114, 114-114, 113-115.Match Friday, April 17, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 159 pounds (72 kilograms) is Mary Jane Rottencrotch!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
2Nd Amendment feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
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+2Nd Amendment catches Rottencrotch with a flurry of glancing feints to the eye. Rottencrotch gets mad!
+2Nd Amendment tosses a vicious combination to the chin.
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+2Nd Amendment tosses a series of feints to the solar plexus.
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+Rottencrotch lands a nasty right to the nose.
+Rottencrotch pops 2Nd Amendment with a series of commanding punches to the temple!
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+2Nd Amendment tags Rottencrotch with a feint and then an uppercut to the chin.
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+2Nd Amendment hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+2Nd Amendment pummels Rottencrotch with a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
-Rottencrotch probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but 2Nd Amendment stays away from it.
+2Nd Amendment catches Rottencrotch with a flurry of nasty feints to the nose.
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-Rottencrotch paws a volley of punches to the head, but 2Nd Amendment leaps aside.
+2Nd Amendment attacks with a volley of feints to the face! Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+2Nd Amendment attacks with a flurry of hard shots to the mouth.
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-Rottencrotch tries to land a pair of left punches to the eye, but 2Nd Amendment covers himself well.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a furious shot to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 17 of 35 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 43 of 47 punches.
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 10-9
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
2Nd Amendment doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
2Nd Amendment feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+2Nd Amendment thumps Rottencrotch with a series of feints to the temple. Rottencrotch retreats to the far corner.
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+2Nd Amendment throws a pair of stinging feints to the chest. Rottencrotch shakes his head to clear it.
+Rottencrotch throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+2Nd Amendment tosses a quick combination to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment throws a flurry of painful feints to the solar plexus.
+Rottencrotch jolts 2Nd Amendment with a commanding feint and then a jab to the head.
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-Rottencrotch tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but 2Nd Amendment beats a hasty retreat.
+2Nd Amendment lands a solid combination to the jaw.
+2Nd Amendment jolts Rottencrotch with a series of feints to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Rottencrotch punches 2Nd Amendment with a roundhouse to the head.
+2Nd Amendment thumps Rottencrotch with a series of feints to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch tries a flurry of right punches to the temple, but 2Nd Amendment ties him up.
+Rottencrotch annoys 2Nd Amendment with a right to the stomach. 2Nd Amendment covers up.
+Rottencrotch throws a flurry of loud feints to the jaw.
+2Nd Amendment tattoos Rottencrotch with a volley of vicious combinations to the stomach.
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-2Nd Amendment attacks with a series of feints to the head, but misses.
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+2Nd Amendment connects with a volley of commanding shots to the face.
-Rottencrotch throws a volley of right punches to the face, but 2Nd Amendment deftly avoits it.
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-2Nd Amendment charges with a series of right combinations to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+2Nd Amendment scores with a heavy feint and then a jab to the solar plexus.
+Rottencrotch jars 2Nd Amendment with a wild jab to the mouth. 2Nd Amendment sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Rottencrotch lands a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a volley of glancing feints to the ribs!
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+2Nd Amendment nails Rottencrotch with a pair of vicious feints to the eye! Rottencrotch covers up.
+2Nd Amendment tags Rottencrotch with a volley of shots to the jaw. Rottencrotch quickly recovers.
+2Nd Amendment solidly lands a combination to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 55 of 65 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 68 of 81 punches.
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 20-18
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
2Nd Amendment doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
+2Nd Amendment throws a stinging feint and then a hook to the nose.
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+Rottencrotch annoys 2Nd Amendment with a series of quick punches to the face!
+Rottencrotch connects with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
-2Nd Amendment throws a volley of right combinations to the nose, but Rottencrotch escapes.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+2Nd Amendment tags Rottencrotch with a jab to the chin. Rottencrotch doesn't notice.
+Rottencrotch takes charge with a series of nice punches to the face. 2Nd Amendment asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Rottencrotch wallops 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Rottencrotch thumps 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
+Rottencrotch pops 2Nd Amendment with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Rottencrotch annoys 2Nd Amendment with a pair of loud shots to the head.
+Rottencrotch backs up 2Nd Amendment with a straight right to the temple. 2Nd Amendment doesn't notice.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+2Nd Amendment strikes with a pair of solid feints to the head.
+Rottencrotch throws a barrage of powerful punches to the chest. 2Nd Amendment sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Rottencrotch fires a pair of punches to the stomach. 2Nd Amendment beats a hasty retreat.
-2Nd Amendment tries a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Rottencrotch steps aside.
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+Rottencrotch tosses a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment lashes out with a barrage of mean feints to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment grazes Rottencrotch with a barrage of feints to the stomach.
+2Nd Amendment throws a series of quick shots to the solar plexus.
+2Nd Amendment attacks with a volley of shots to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a series of loud punches to the mouth. 2Nd Amendment laughs!
+2Nd Amendment throws a series of combinations to the eye. Rottencrotch is hurt!
-Rottencrotch throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Rottencrotch paws a barrage of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Rottencrotch tosses a nice cross to the temple.
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+2Nd Amendment lashes out with a pair of stiff shots to the mouth!
-2Nd Amendment launches a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Rottencrotch steps aside.
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+2Nd Amendment pops Rottencrotch with a volley of furious feints to the jaw. Rottencrotch doesn't notice.
+Rottencrotch scores with a wild jab to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment pops Rottencrotch with a flurry of feints to the chin.
+ The fighters trade feints to the temple.
-Rottencrotch attacks with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but 2Nd Amendment ties him up.
-2Nd Amendment probes with a right feint and then a cross to the chin, but Rottencrotch steps aside and laughs.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a feint and then a cross to the solar plexus!
+2Nd Amendment stuns Rottencrotch with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+2Nd Amendment connects with a feint and then a cross to the temple. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+2Nd Amendment drills Rottencrotch with a barrage of glancing feints to the eye.
+2Nd Amendment suprises Rottencrotch with a flurry of nice feints to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 69 of 77 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 75 of 92 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 29-28
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
2Nd Amendment remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
2Nd Amendment feints and fakes. (feinting)
-Rottencrotch lunges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Rottencrotch belts 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of punches to the chest!
+Rottencrotch tags 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch throws a vicious roundhouse to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment tattoos Rottencrotch with a pair of mean feints to the face. Rottencrotch seems wobbly!
+Rottencrotch lands a hard feint and then a hook to the mouth.
+2Nd Amendment lands a pair of solid feints to the ribs. Rottencrotch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Rottencrotch nails 2Nd Amendment with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Rottencrotch smacks 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of shots to the jaw. 2Nd Amendment hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-2Nd Amendment paws a series of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+2Nd Amendment drills Rottencrotch with a series of commanding shots to the chest.
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+2Nd Amendment wallops Rottencrotch with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
+2Nd Amendment thumps Rottencrotch with a barrage of light feints to the jaw!
+Rottencrotch jars 2Nd Amendment with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Rottencrotch paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but 2Nd Amendment leaps aside.
-2Nd Amendment tries a barrage of left combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
-2Nd Amendment probes with a flurry of right feints to the chin, but Rottencrotch steps aside.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a jab to the stomach, but 2Nd Amendment beats a hasty retreat.
+Rottencrotch punches 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of mean punches to the chin. 2Nd Amendment gets mad!
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+Rottencrotch jars 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment throws a pair of combinations to the stomach.
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-2Nd Amendment probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Rottencrotch stays away from it.
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+2Nd Amendment punches Rottencrotch with a series of solid combinations to the head.
+2Nd Amendment clocks Rottencrotch with a barrage of feints to the eye!
+2Nd Amendment fires a flurry of vicious feints to the solar plexus.
+2Nd Amendment attacks with a nice feint and then an uppercut to the temple! Rottencrotch seems wobbly!
+Rottencrotch thumps 2Nd Amendment with a pair of furious feints to the jaw.
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+Rottencrotch slams 2Nd Amendment with a loud left to the head.
+2Nd Amendment hits Rottencrotch with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+2Nd Amendment hammers Rottencrotch with a volley of punches to the head! Rottencrotch gets mad!
+2Nd Amendment pops Rottencrotch with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
+Rottencrotch connects with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 63 of 78 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 61 of 81 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
2Nd Amendment remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
2Nd Amendment feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
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-Rottencrotch fires a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Rottencrotch pummels 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+2Nd Amendment tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
+2Nd Amendment pokes Rottencrotch with a pair of nasty feints to the head!
-2Nd Amendment launches a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Rottencrotch takes it in the forearms.
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+Rottencrotch solidly lands a pair of stinging feints to the solar plexus.
+2Nd Amendment throws a barrage of glancing feints to the chin.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a volley of left combinations to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+2Nd Amendment pokes Rottencrotch with a series of glancing shots to the head.
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-2Nd Amendment attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+2Nd Amendment suprises Rottencrotch with a flurry of loud shots to the face. Rottencrotch quickly recovers.
-Rottencrotch charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-2Nd Amendment throws a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Rottencrotch stays away from it.
+2Nd Amendment grazes Rottencrotch with a flurry of strong blows to the chest. Rottencrotch is hurt!
-2Nd Amendment tries to land a jab to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 15 of 33 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 30 of 51 punches.
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 48-47
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
2Nd Amendment remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
2Nd Amendment feints and fakes. (feinting)
+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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+2Nd Amendment shakes Rottencrotch with a barrage of furious feints to the solar plexus. Rottencrotch seems wobbly!
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+2Nd Amendment belts Rottencrotch with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Rottencrotch tags 2Nd Amendment with a volley of blows to the nose. 2Nd Amendment sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Rottencrotch probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+2Nd Amendment fires a series of shots to the face.
+Rottencrotch thumps 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-2Nd Amendment charges with a pair of combinations to the head, but Rottencrotch steps aside and laughs.
+Rottencrotch lands a nice jab to the chin.
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+Rottencrotch connects with a volley of loud shots to the jaw.
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+Rottencrotch pops 2Nd Amendment with a glancing sweeping right to the chin.
+Rottencrotch pummels 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus. 2Nd Amendment doesn't notice.
-2Nd Amendment lunges with a flurry of feints to the face, but Rottencrotch steps aside and laughs.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but 2Nd Amendment quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
-2Nd Amendment launches a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+2Nd Amendment tattoos Rottencrotch with a volley of combinations to the temple!
+2Nd Amendment fires a barrage of solid combinations to the head.
+2Nd Amendment lands a pair of nice feints to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Rottencrotch thumps 2Nd Amendment with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment hammers Rottencrotch with a series of hard shots to the head. Rottencrotch falls against the ropes!
+Rottencrotch hits with a nice right to the chin. 2Nd Amendment hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Rottencrotch hits with a pair of strong punches to the nose. 2Nd Amendment hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Rottencrotch throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but 2Nd Amendment steps aside and laughs.
+2Nd Amendment lashes out with a pair of light feints to the chest!
+2Nd Amendment hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment smashes Rottencrotch with a series of painful combinations to the nose.
+Rottencrotch pummels 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of punches to the face. 2Nd Amendment sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Rottencrotch lands a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Rottencrotch hammers 2Nd Amendment with a series of mean punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 66 of 78 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 57 of 80 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
2Nd Amendment grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
2Nd Amendment feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
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-2Nd Amendment fires a flurry of left combinations to the head, but fails to score.
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+2Nd Amendment throws a barrage of furious feints to the temple!!
-2Nd Amendment tries a right straight right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+2Nd Amendment stuns Rottencrotch with a flurry of combinations to the mouth! Rottencrotch falls against the ropes!
-2Nd Amendment lunges with a barrage of feints to the face, but Rottencrotch ducks.
-Rottencrotch lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but 2Nd Amendment blocks.
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+Rottencrotch clocks 2Nd Amendment with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
-Rottencrotch probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but 2Nd Amendment backs out of it.
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+Rottencrotch tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
+2Nd Amendment shakes Rottencrotch with a series of heavy shots to the chest. Rottencrotch seems wobbly!
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+2Nd Amendment lands a feint and then an uppercut to the stomach. Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-2Nd Amendment attempts a series of feints to the chin, but is ineffective.
+2Nd Amendment tosses a strong feint and then an uppercut to the ribs. Rottencrotch doesn't seem bothered.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a flurry of vicious feints to the temple! Rottencrotch quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 12 of 31 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 29 of 44 punches.
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 67-66
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
2Nd Amendment grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
+2Nd Amendment belts Rottencrotch with a feint and then a hook to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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-2Nd Amendment throws a flurry of left feints to the eye, but Rottencrotch blocks.
+2Nd Amendment connects with a furious feint and then a cross to the face.
+Rottencrotch tags 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of solid combinations to the solar plexus.
+2Nd Amendment punches Rottencrotch with a light shot to the solar plexus.
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+2Nd Amendment whacks Rottencrotch with a flurry of feints to the temple. Rottencrotch gets mad!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-Rottencrotch attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but 2Nd Amendment backs out of it.
+Rottencrotch wallops 2Nd Amendment with a pair of heavy punches to the chin! 2Nd Amendment sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+2Nd Amendment tosses a pair of punches to the chin!!
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+Rottencrotch tattoos 2Nd Amendment with a quick left to the jaw. 2Nd Amendment is hurt!
+Rottencrotch throws a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
-2Nd Amendment launches a volley of feints to the mouth, but Rottencrotch beats a hasty retreat.
+Rottencrotch hits with a jab to the mouth.
+2Nd Amendment thumps Rottencrotch with a barrage of mean feints to the chest.
-Rottencrotch lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but 2Nd Amendment beats a hasty retreat.
-2Nd Amendment paws a volley of left feints to the nose, but falls short.
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+2Nd Amendment hits with a flurry of commanding feints to the temple. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+2Nd Amendment solidly lands a flurry of heavy shots to the nose. Rottencrotch backpedals to his own corner.
+Rottencrotch stuns 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+2Nd Amendment lands a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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+2Nd Amendment pummels Rottencrotch with a combination to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment connects with a shot to the nose.
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+2Nd Amendment nails Rottencrotch with a solid combination to the temple.
+Rottencrotch throws a pair of light punches to the stomach.
+Rottencrotch hits with a straight right to the jaw. 2Nd Amendment doesn't seem bothered.
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-2Nd Amendment fires a barrage of left shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
+2Nd Amendment smacks Rottencrotch with a feint and then an uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Rottencrotch pummels 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
+Rottencrotch whacks 2Nd Amendment with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 65 of 83 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 63 of 93 punches.
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 77-75
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
2Nd Amendment is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
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+2Nd Amendment throws a volley of loud feints to the chin.
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+2Nd Amendment catches Rottencrotch with a barrage of loud combinations to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment lands a series of blows to the nose! Rottencrotch doesn't seem bothered.
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+2Nd Amendment lands a pair of powerful combinations to the nose!!
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-2Nd Amendment attacks with a series of feints to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+2Nd Amendment lashes out with a pair of off balance feints to the jaw.
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+2Nd Amendment throws a pair of punches to the mouth!! Rottencrotch falls against the ropes!
-2Nd Amendment attacks with a series of feints to the chest, but Rottencrotch stays away from it.
-2Nd Amendment lashes out with a counter-punch to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+2Nd Amendment whacks Rottencrotch with a volley of glancing feints to the temple.
-Rottencrotch attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+2Nd Amendment throws a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Rottencrotch annoys 2Nd Amendment with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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-2Nd Amendment throws a left shot to the stomach, but falls short.
+2Nd Amendment pounds Rottencrotch with a volley of feints to the mouth.
-Rottencrotch tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but 2Nd Amendment takes it in the forearms.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a wild roundhouse to the face.
+Rottencrotch staggers 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of light punches to the temple. 2Nd Amendment laughs!
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-2Nd Amendment throws a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but Rottencrotch ducks just in time.
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+2Nd Amendment strikes with a feint and then an uppercut to the head. Rottencrotch laughs!
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-2Nd Amendment throws a series of right combinations to the chest, but Rottencrotch hides behind his gloves.
+2Nd Amendment connects with a barrage of quick feints to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 23 of 33 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 58 of 80 punches.
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 87-84
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
2Nd Amendment is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
+Rottencrotch hurts 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of feints to the nose.
+Rottencrotch scores with a pair of light punches to the stomach. 2Nd Amendment doesn't seem bothered.
-2Nd Amendment attempts a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but Rottencrotch blocks.
+Rottencrotch lashes out with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment hits Rottencrotch with a series of blows to the chest.
+Rottencrotch smacks 2Nd Amendment with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch annoys 2Nd Amendment with a series of punches to the chin. 2Nd Amendment is hurt!
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+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
+Rottencrotch wallops 2Nd Amendment with a series of furious punches to the chin. 2Nd Amendment covers up.
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+2Nd Amendment attacks with a volley of stiff feints to the solar plexus.
+2Nd Amendment staggers Rottencrotch with a flurry of vicious combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Rottencrotch fires a cross to the ribs. 2Nd Amendment retreats to the far corner.
-Rottencrotch throws a barrage of combinations to the temple, but 2Nd Amendment steps aside.
+Rottencrotch grazes 2Nd Amendment with a series of quick punches to the nose!
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-2Nd Amendment lunges with a barrage of combinations to the eye, but Rottencrotch escapes.
+2Nd Amendment connects with a volley of vicious feints to the stomach!
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+2Nd Amendment shakes Rottencrotch with a quick jab to the chin. Rottencrotch doesn't notice.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-2Nd Amendment probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Rottencrotch ducks just in time.
-2Nd Amendment lunges with a pair of shots to the face, but to no avail.
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-2Nd Amendment lunges with a volley of combinations to the temple, but is ineffective.
+2Nd Amendment annoys Rottencrotch with a volley of commanding combinations to the mouth.
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+Rottencrotch thumps 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
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+2Nd Amendment scores with a series of commanding punches to the head.
+Rottencrotch lands a pair of mean combinations to the mouth.
+2Nd Amendment catches Rottencrotch with a series of quick punches to the head. Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+2Nd Amendment catches Rottencrotch with a series of feints to the head. Rottencrotch shakes his head to clear it.
+2Nd Amendment shakes Rottencrotch with a flurry of wild feints to the mouth.
+2Nd Amendment pounds Rottencrotch with a series of stiff feints to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
+Rottencrotch slams 2Nd Amendment with a pair of punches to the face.
+2Nd Amendment slams Rottencrotch with a volley of off balance combinations to the head.
+Rottencrotch pokes 2Nd Amendment with a hard sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 75 of 91 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 51 of 88 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 96-94
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
2Nd Amendment is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
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+2Nd Amendment lashes out with a feint and then a hook to the mouth.
-2Nd Amendment tries a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-2Nd Amendment fires a series of left feints to the jaw, but Rottencrotch hides behind his gloves.
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+2Nd Amendment backs up Rottencrotch with a pair of shots to the face!! Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Rottencrotch hits 2Nd Amendment with a volley of combinations to the temple.
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-2Nd Amendment lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Rottencrotch ducks just in time.
+2Nd Amendment annoys Rottencrotch with a barrage of feints to the head.
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-2Nd Amendment throws a left feint and then a hook to the nose, but misses.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+2Nd Amendment fires a volley of feints to the stomach.
+2Nd Amendment suprises Rottencrotch with a barrage of off balance shots to the nose. Rottencrotch ignores it.
-2Nd Amendment throws a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch blocks.
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-2Nd Amendment attempts a pair of right feints to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch stays away from it.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but 2Nd Amendment deftly avoits it.
-2Nd Amendment throws a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
+2Nd Amendment jars Rottencrotch with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
+Rottencrotch jars 2Nd Amendment with a heavy straight right to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment connects with a series of heavy feints to the mouth! Rottencrotch grimaces in pain.
+2Nd Amendment lands a pair of light punches to the chest.
-2Nd Amendment lunges with a barrage of feints to the face, but fails to score.
+Rottencrotch scores with a volley of off balance punches to the face. 2Nd Amendment retreats to the far corner.
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+Rottencrotch wallops 2Nd Amendment with a volley of off balance blows to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 21 of 33 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 56 of 99 punches.
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates won the round 10-9
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 106-103
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
2Nd Amendment is slowing down.
ROUND 12
Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
2Nd Amendment feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
-2Nd Amendment lunges with a series of feints to the jaw, but Rottencrotch escapes.
+2Nd Amendment clocks Rottencrotch with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch punches 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch tattoos 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus! 2Nd Amendment ignores it.
-2Nd Amendment attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Rottencrotch punches 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch tags 2Nd Amendment with a series of commanding punches to the temple.
+2Nd Amendment strikes with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment throws a series of light feints to the head.
-2Nd Amendment fires a series of combinations to the chin, but Rottencrotch hides behind his gloves.
+2Nd Amendment clocks Rottencrotch with a series of light combinations to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch jolts 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of punches to the face. 2Nd Amendment hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch fires a volley of punches to the eye. 2Nd Amendment doesn't seem bothered.
+Rottencrotch pops 2Nd Amendment with a feint and then a hook to the eye!
+Rottencrotch hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus! 2Nd Amendment ignores it.
+Rottencrotch tags 2Nd Amendment with a volley of solid punches to the mouth!
+2Nd Amendment hits Rottencrotch with a flurry of wild shots to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch tattoos 2Nd Amendment with a quick straight right to the face. 2Nd Amendment quickly recovers.
+2Nd Amendment lands a volley of punches to the head.
+2Nd Amendment catches Rottencrotch with a volley of strong feints to the face.
+2Nd Amendment nails Rottencrotch with a pair of nice feints to the mouth.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
-2Nd Amendment tries a barrage of feints to the stomach, but Rottencrotch steps aside and laughs.
-2Nd Amendment launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Rottencrotch nails 2Nd Amendment with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch fires a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Rottencrotch hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose. 2Nd Amendment hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+2Nd Amendment hammers Rottencrotch with a pair of solid combinations to the nose.
+Rottencrotch takes charge with a glancing jab to the temple.
+Rottencrotch takes charge with a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
+Rottencrotch takes charge with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
+Rottencrotch pokes 2Nd Amendment with a flurry of mean combinations to the stomach.
+Rottencrotch pummels 2Nd Amendment with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Rottencrotch connects with a barrage of quick punches to the head!!
+2Nd Amendment thumps Rottencrotch with a feint and then an uppercut to the chest. Rottencrotch doesn't notice.
+Rottencrotch hammers 2Nd Amendment with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
+2Nd Amendment shakes Rottencrotch with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
+2Nd Amendment hits with a wild feint and then an uppercut to the head.
-2Nd Amendment lashes out with a pair of combinations to the nose, but Rottencrotch narrowly avoids it
-2Nd Amendment attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Rottencrotch nails 2Nd Amendment with a loud combination to the solar plexus!
+2Nd Amendment wakes up the fans with a volley of quick feints to the chin. Rottencrotch laughs!
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Rottencrotch scores with a series of hard feints to the face.
-2Nd Amendment attempts a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Rottencrotch ducks.
+Rottencrotch hits 2Nd Amendment with a vicious right to the temple!! 2Nd Amendment hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+2Nd Amendment pounds Rottencrotch with a volley of light combinations to the chin!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 101 of 108 punches, and Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates landed 75 of 128 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates is winning the fight 115-113
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
2Nd Amendment is slowing down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 2: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 2: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 2: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 5: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: Eustice "2nd Amendment" Yates 115-113
The bout is declared a draw!
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