Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Butt Man defeated Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-113, 114-113.Match Tuesday, April 25, 2000In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Butt Man!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Velocity Girl is using the ring. (using the ring)
Butt moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Velocity Girl charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Butt narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Butt staggers Velocity Girl with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Butt hits Velocity Girl with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
+Butt drills Velocity Girl with a series of quick punches to the nose.
+Butt wallops Velocity Girl with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Velocity Girl drills Butt with a pair of solid punches to the chest!!
-Butt lunges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Butt fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Velocity Girl tries to land a left left to the chest, but Butt steps aside and laughs.
+Butt throws a volley of painful punches to the mouth!
+Velocity Girl throws a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
+Butt annoys Velocity Girl with a pair of punches to the jaw!
+Velocity Girl jars Butt with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Butt fires a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Velocity Girl narrowly avoids it
+Butt punches Velocity Girl with a barrage of punches to the eye. Velocity Girl doesn't notice.
+Butt hits Velocity Girl with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Butt fires a furious straight right to the temple.
+Butt lashes out with a pair of painful punches to the chin. Velocity Girl asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Velocity Girl fires a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
+Butt fires a series of painful punches to the chest.
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+Velocity Girl fires a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
+Velocity Girl wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
+Velocity Girl tattoos Butt with a series of stinging punches to the head.
+Velocity Girl takes charge with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
+Velocity Girl grazes Butt with a volley of wild punches to the face!!
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Butt throws a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach!
+Velocity Girl clocks Butt with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
+Butt takes charge with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
+Velocity Girl pops Butt with a flurry of powerful punches to the face. Butt seems wobbly!
+Velocity Girl pokes Butt with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw!
+Velocity Girl catches Butt with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Velocity Girl suprises Butt with a series of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Butt catches Velocity Girl with a pair of punches to the face.
+Butt fires a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Butt lands a hard roundhouse to the face.
+Butt whacks Velocity Girl with a sweeping right to the face. Velocity Girl backpedals to his own corner.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Butt smashes Velocity Girl with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
+Butt pops Velocity Girl with a flurry of punches to the chin! Velocity Girl asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Butt hurts Velocity Girl with a flurry of strong punches to the chest. Velocity Girl asks for time to wipe off the blood.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 71 of 82 punches, and Butt Man landed 83 of 94 punches.
Butt Man won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 10-9
Velocity Girl doesn't want to stop fighting!
Butt doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Velocity Girl moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Butt moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Velocity Girl pounds Butt with a strong cross to the nose.
+Velocity Girl hits Butt with a barrage of strong punches to the nose. Butt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Butt strikes with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Butt throws a jab to the solar plexus.
+Velocity Girl strikes with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
-Butt tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Butt suprises Velocity Girl with a flurry of nice punches to the eye! Velocity Girl ignores it.
+Butt pops Velocity Girl with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Butt stuns Velocity Girl with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Velocity Girl wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Velocity Girl lashes out with a straight right to the jaw.
+Velocity Girl tags Butt with a sweeping right to the ribs.
+Velocity Girl punches Butt with a heavy jab to the solar plexus. Butt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Butt connects with a left to the jaw.
+Velocity Girl attacks with a right to the eye.
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-Butt probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Velocity Girl steps aside and laughs.
+Butt tosses a volley of powerful punches to the chin. Velocity Girl shakes his head to clear it.
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+Butt punches Velocity Girl with a barrage of punches to the chest. Velocity Girl grimaces in pain.
+Velocity Girl nails Butt with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
+Butt solidly lands a flurry of punches to the head! Velocity Girl retreats to the far corner.
+Velocity Girl fires a barrage of punches to the face. Butt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Velocity Girl punches Butt with a series of heavy punches to the temple. Butt shakes his head to clear it.
+Butt connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Butt thumps Velocity Girl with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
+Butt belts Velocity Girl with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus!
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+Butt tattoos Velocity Girl with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Butt strikes with a volley of punches to the chest!
+Butt connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Velocity Girl takes charge with a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
-Butt throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Velocity Girl narrowly avoids it
+Velocity Girl throws a wild cross to the eye.
-Butt probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Velocity Girl escapes.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Butt scores with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Butt hits with a barrage of furious shots to the temple.
+Velocity Girl tosses a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
-Velocity Girl throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Butt jars Velocity Girl with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Velocity Girl clocks Butt with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 89 of 95 punches, and Butt Man landed 76 of 102 punches.
Butt Man won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 20-18
Velocity Girl doesn't even want to rest!
Butt doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Velocity Girl is using the ring. (using the ring)
Butt is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Velocity Girl suprises Butt with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
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+Velocity Girl lands a series of stiff punches to the mouth. Butt covers up.
+Velocity Girl stuns Butt with a volley of wild punches to the face!
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+Velocity Girl solidly lands a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Butt throws Velocity Girl with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Velocity Girl drills Butt with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Butt falls against the ropes!
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+Velocity Girl hits Butt with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Butt throws a barrage of punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Butt tries a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Velocity Girl backs out of it.
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+Velocity Girl solidly lands a quick jab to the temple.
+Velocity Girl clocks Butt with a series of stiff punches to the stomach. Butt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Butt hits with a volley of strong punches to the face.
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-Velocity Girl attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Butt attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Butt hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Velocity Girl smacks Butt with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs! Butt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Velocity Girl takes charge with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Butt hurts Velocity Girl with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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+Velocity Girl attacks with a volley of punches to the face!!
+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
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+Velocity Girl fires a powerful jab to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 78 of 84 punches, and Butt Man landed 28 of 42 punches.
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 29-28
Velocity Girl doesn't even want to rest!
Butt doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Velocity Girl is using the ring. (using the ring)
Butt moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Butt strikes with a volley of punches to the eye. Velocity Girl covers up.
+Velocity Girl hits Butt with a painful jab to the chin.
+Velocity Girl annoys Butt with a barrage of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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-Butt probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Velocity Girl lashes out with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
+Butt hits Velocity Girl with a pair of light punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap shots to the mouth.
+Butt hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
+Velocity Girl takes charge with a series of strong punches to the nose!
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+Butt attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
+Butt throws a series of punches to the chest! Velocity Girl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Butt pops Velocity Girl with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw. Velocity Girl falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Velocity Girl pounds Butt with a furious jab to the temple! Butt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Butt lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Velocity Girl ducks.
+Butt fires a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Velocity Girl slams Butt with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Butt smashes Velocity Girl with a series of stiff punches to the head. Velocity Girl sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Butt tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but Velocity Girl ducks.
-Butt probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Butt hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest!
+Velocity Girl smacks Butt with a jab to the temple.
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+Butt fires a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
+Butt pops Velocity Girl with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
-Velocity Girl lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Butt escapes.
+Velocity Girl throws a series of furious punches to the ribs.
+Velocity Girl clocks Butt with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Velocity Girl tosses a stinging jab to the eye. Butt retreats to the far corner.
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+Butt stuns Velocity Girl with a series of punches to the nose. Velocity Girl quickly recovers.
-Butt probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Velocity Girl hides behind his gloves.
-Butt tries to land a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Velocity Girl probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Butt backs up Velocity Girl with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
+Butt hits with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Velocity Girl hammers Butt with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 62 of 85 punches, and Butt Man landed 79 of 100 punches.
Butt Man won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 39-37
Velocity Girl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Butt doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Velocity Girl moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Butt is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Velocity Girl throws a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
+Velocity Girl hits Butt with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Butt throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Velocity Girl takes charge with a series of wild shots to the face.
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+Butt hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Butt lands a pair of mean punches to the jaw! Velocity Girl beats a hasty retreat.
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+Velocity Girl connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin. Butt backpedals to his own corner.
+Butt hurts Velocity Girl with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth!
+Velocity Girl clocks Butt with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Velocity Girl hits Butt with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Velocity Girl solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chin!
+Velocity Girl takes charge with a series of hard punches to the eye. Butt grimaces in pain.
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-Velocity Girl paws a left straight right to the jaw, but Butt ties him up.
-Velocity Girl attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but Butt quickly backs away.
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+Butt whacks Velocity Girl with a pair of vicious punches to the head.
+Velocity Girl lands a stinging straight right to the jaw.
+Velocity Girl hits Butt with a barrage of punches to the eye. Butt doesn't seem bothered.
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+Butt lands a volley of strong punches to the nose. Velocity Girl sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Velocity Girl tags Butt with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
+Butt slams Velocity Girl with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye! Velocity Girl grimaces in pain.
+Velocity Girl pokes Butt with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
+Velocity Girl clocks Butt with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Velocity Girl tags Butt with a volley of mean punches to the mouth. Butt backpedals to his own corner.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 78 of 87 punches, and Butt Man landed 33 of 38 punches.
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 48-47
Velocity Girl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Butt doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Velocity Girl moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Butt moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Butt staggers Velocity Girl with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Butt probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Velocity Girl stays away from it.
+Butt pokes Velocity Girl with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
+Butt throws a barrage of off balance blows to the chest.
-Velocity Girl attempts a left straight right to the face, but Butt ducks.
+Velocity Girl catches Butt with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
+Butt takes charge with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
+Butt belts Velocity Girl with a pair of mean punches to the face.
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+Butt hits with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Butt suprises Velocity Girl with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Butt launches a series of punches to the eye, but Velocity Girl narrowly avoids it
+Butt tosses a barrage of painful punches to the ribs. Velocity Girl doesn't seem bothered.
-Butt launches a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Velocity Girl quickly backs away.
+Velocity Girl throws a series of off balance punches to the nose. Butt is hurt!
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+Butt tattoos Velocity Girl with a volley of punches to the mouth!!
+Velocity Girl lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Butt whacks Velocity Girl with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Butt fires a pair of punches to the temple.
+Butt fires a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Velocity Girl drills Butt with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
+Butt throws a series of punches to the nose.
+Velocity Girl hurts Butt with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Velocity Girl connects with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Velocity Girl thumps Butt with a roundhouse to the head.
+Velocity Girl pounds Butt with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth. Butt doesn't seem bothered.
-Velocity Girl lunges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Velocity Girl tags Butt with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Butt lashes out with a jab to the face, but Velocity Girl stays away from it.
+Velocity Girl punches Butt with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
-Velocity Girl throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Butt deftly avoits it.
+Velocity Girl lands a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
-Butt probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but Velocity Girl quickly backs away.
+Butt tosses a volley of punches to the eye.
+Velocity Girl wakes up the fans with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
-Velocity Girl lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Butt hides behind his gloves.
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+Butt fires a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
-Velocity Girl paws a series of left punches to the eye, but misses.
+Butt attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the nose. Velocity Girl laughs!
+Butt wallops Velocity Girl with a pair of punches to the ribs. Velocity Girl backpedals to his own corner.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 62 of 87 punches, and Butt Man landed 77 of 113 punches.
Butt Man won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 58-56
Velocity Girl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Butt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Velocity Girl moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Butt is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Butt lands a volley of strong punches to the ribs. Velocity Girl gets mad!
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+Velocity Girl jars Butt with a pair of light blows to the temple!
+Velocity Girl solidly lands a series of punches to the nose. Butt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Velocity Girl hits Butt with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Butt attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
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-Velocity Girl lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Butt escapes.
+Butt suprises Velocity Girl with a series of strong punches to the chest. Velocity Girl is hurt!
+Velocity Girl pops Butt with a sweeping right to the face.
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+Velocity Girl throws a left to the ribs.
-Butt attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Velocity Girl beats a hasty retreat.
+Velocity Girl attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple. Butt retreats to the far corner.
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+Butt drills Velocity Girl with a pair of loud punches to the head. Velocity Girl sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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-Butt fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Velocity Girl lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Velocity Girl hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Velocity Girl hits with a pair of nasty shots to the temple.
+Velocity Girl slams Butt with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Velocity Girl tries a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Butt beats a hasty retreat.
+Velocity Girl suprises Butt with a hard cross to the face.
+Velocity Girl fires a series of glancing punches to the head.
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+Butt annoys Velocity Girl with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Velocity Girl pounds Butt with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Velocity Girl hits with a series of light punches to the face.
+Butt fires a pair of punches to the chin.
+Butt tosses a series of painful punches to the eye. Velocity Girl shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 90 of 101 punches, and Butt Man landed 31 of 38 punches.
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 67-66
Velocity Girl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Butt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Velocity Girl moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Butt is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Butt nails Velocity Girl with a flurry of glancing blows to the nose.
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+Velocity Girl wakes up the fans with a volley of quick punches to the chin. Butt asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Butt hits with a quick hook to the temple. Velocity Girl is hurt!
+Velocity Girl thumps Butt with a straight right to the chest!
+Velocity Girl fires a volley of nice punches to the head.
+Velocity Girl catches Butt with a series of furious punches to the head.
+Velocity Girl shakes Butt with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Butt tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Velocity Girl stays away from it.
+Velocity Girl punches Butt with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Velocity Girl tries a series of punches to the eye, but Butt stays away from it.
+Velocity Girl hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Velocity Girl throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Butt steps aside.
+Velocity Girl hits with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Velocity Girl hits with a stinging straight right to the temple!
-Velocity Girl probes with a left right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Butt rocks Velocity Girl with a pair of wild punches to the chest. Velocity Girl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Butt thumps Velocity Girl with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw. Velocity Girl asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Velocity Girl thumps Butt with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
+Velocity Girl throws a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
+Butt throws a flurry of loud shots to the mouth!!
+Velocity Girl wakes up the fans with a nasty jab to the chin.
+Velocity Girl pokes Butt with a flurry of shots to the face.
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+Butt staggers Velocity Girl with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
+Butt wallops Velocity Girl with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose!! Velocity Girl sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Velocity Girl hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Velocity Girl stuns Butt with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Velocity Girl hits with a flurry of hard punches to the head! Butt sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Butt jolts Velocity Girl with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 68 of 88 punches, and Butt Man landed 37 of 39 punches.
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Velocity Girl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Butt doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Velocity Girl is using the ring. (using the ring)
Butt moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Velocity Girl lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Butt takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
+Butt staggers Velocity Girl with a nice jab to the chest. Velocity Girl sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Butt tries to land a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Velocity Girl ducks.
+Butt hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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+Butt shakes Velocity Girl with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Butt hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Velocity Girl gets mad!
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+Velocity Girl jars Butt with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Butt shakes his head to clear it.
+Butt belts Velocity Girl with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Velocity Girl strikes with a pair of light punches to the mouth. Butt shakes his head to clear it.
+Butt attacks with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
+Velocity Girl hammers Butt with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
+Velocity Girl tags Butt with a series of punches to the eye!
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+Velocity Girl annoys Butt with a barrage of light punches to the jaw. Butt quickly recovers.
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-Butt throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Velocity Girl lunges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but falls short.
+Velocity Girl fires a glancing jab to the ribs!
+Butt tags Velocity Girl with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
+Butt attacks with a solid sweeping right to the temple!
-Butt fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Velocity Girl throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Butt tags Velocity Girl with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
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+Velocity Girl attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye. Butt doesn't notice.
+Butt belts Velocity Girl with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Velocity Girl throws a jab to the chin, but Butt ducks just in time.
+Velocity Girl lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Velocity Girl tosses a pair of solid punches to the face.
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-Velocity Girl launches a volley of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Butt pokes Velocity Girl with a straight right to the ribs. Velocity Girl asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Butt drills Velocity Girl with a jab to the chest.
+Velocity Girl throws a flurry of punches to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 54 of 83 punches, and Butt Man landed 82 of 106 punches.
Butt Man won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 86-85
Velocity Girl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Butt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Velocity Girl moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Butt moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Velocity Girl fires a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
+Butt throws a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Butt pounds Velocity Girl with a series of punches to the chin.
+Velocity Girl punches Butt with a series of loud punches to the face. Butt retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
-Velocity Girl lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Butt steps aside and laughs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Butt smacks Velocity Girl with a flurry of punches to the head. Velocity Girl asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Butt launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Velocity Girl backs out of it.
+Butt jars Velocity Girl with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
+Butt slams Velocity Girl with a series of punches to the ribs. Velocity Girl is hurt!
+Butt attacks with a series of punches to the nose.
-Butt lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Velocity Girl escapes.
+Butt throws a barrage of punches to the head. Velocity Girl covers up.
+Butt tattoos Velocity Girl with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
+Butt jars Velocity Girl with a series of punches to the head.
+Velocity Girl fires a commanding left to the temple.
-Velocity Girl charges with a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Velocity Girl thumps Butt with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest!
+Velocity Girl catches Butt with a furious jab to the solar plexus.
+Butt jars Velocity Girl with a roundhouse to the ribs. Velocity Girl sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Velocity Girl fires a flurry of heavy punches to the temple!!
-Butt throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Velocity Girl steps aside.
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+Butt throws a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Velocity Girl attempts a right roundhouse to the nose, but Butt steps aside.
+Velocity Girl hammers Butt with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
+Butt drills Velocity Girl with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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+Velocity Girl wallops Butt with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
-Butt probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Butt wakes up the fans with a series of stiff punches to the temple. Velocity Girl beats a hasty retreat.
+Velocity Girl fires a flurry of punches to the eye. Butt shakes his head to clear it.
+Butt wallops Velocity Girl with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
+Velocity Girl hits Butt with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
+Butt throws a pair of painful punches to the temple.
-Velocity Girl fires a series of left shots to the head, but Butt takes it in the forearms.
+Butt punches Velocity Girl with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Velocity Girl laughs!
+Butt connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Butt attacks with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
+Butt hammers Velocity Girl with a volley of punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Velocity Girl throws a light jab to the chest!!
-Velocity Girl tries a series of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 62 of 94 punches, and Butt Man landed 85 of 96 punches.
Butt Man won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 96-94
Velocity Girl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Butt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Velocity Girl is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Butt is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Butt smacks Velocity Girl with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose. Velocity Girl doesn't seem bothered.
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+Butt attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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-Velocity Girl attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Butt backs out of it.
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-Velocity Girl charges with a flurry of crosses to the chin, but Butt deftly avoits it.
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+Velocity Girl connects with a series of nice hooks to the head.
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+Butt pops Velocity Girl with a right to the nose.
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+Velocity Girl annoys Butt with a volley of wild shots to the temple. Butt is hurt!
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+Butt throws a barrage of quick shots to the chin.
+Butt punches Velocity Girl with a pair of punches to the jaw. Velocity Girl seems wobbly!
+Velocity Girl smashes Butt with a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
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-Velocity Girl throws a pair of right uppercuts to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Velocity Girl lunges with a barrage of hooks to the temple, but Butt backs out of it.
+Butt hits with a pair of crosses to the chin.
+Butt throws a jab to the eye.
+Butt tosses a flurry of punches to the face! Velocity Girl gets mad!
+Velocity Girl hurts Butt with a flurry of hooks to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange roundhouses to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 28 of 48 punches, and Butt Man landed 38 of 38 punches.
Butt Man won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 106-103
Velocity Girl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Butt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Velocity Girl throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Butt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Butt smacks Velocity Girl with a flurry of uppercuts to the head. Velocity Girl beats a hasty retreat.
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+Butt hits with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Butt catches Velocity Girl with a barrage of commanding blows to the eye.
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+Butt lands a straight right to the chin. Velocity Girl asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Velocity Girl backs up Butt with a pair of stiff blows to the temple. Butt falls against the ropes!
+Butt tosses a volley of quick punches to the face.
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+Butt lands a pair of painful punches to the eye.
+Butt nails Velocity Girl with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Velocity Girl tattoos Butt with a flurry of hooks to the jaw. Butt backpedals to his own corner.
+Butt tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
-Velocity Girl paws a right jab to the jaw, but Butt hides behind his gloves.
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-Velocity Girl throws a left right to the temple, but Butt deftly avoits it.
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+Butt throws a barrage of nasty blows to the chest.
-Velocity Girl charges with a left left to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Velocity Girl throws a flurry of punches to the mouth. Butt falls against the ropes!
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+Butt grazes Velocity Girl with a nasty jab to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady landed 18 of 52 punches, and Butt Man landed 49 of 49 punches.
Butt Man won the round 10-9
Butt Man is winning the fight 116-112
Velocity Girl is obviously tired.
Butt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Butt Man 10-9
Round 2: Butt Man 10-9
Round 3: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 4: Butt Man 10-9
Round 5: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 6: Butt Man 10-9
Round 7: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-8
Round 8: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 9: Butt Man 10-9
Round 10: Butt Man 10-9
Round 11: Butt Man 10-9
Round 12: Butt Man 10-9
Total Score: Butt Man 115-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Butt Man 10-9
Round 2: Butt Man 10-9
Round 3: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 4: Butt Man 10-9
Round 5: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 6: Butt Man 10-9
Round 7: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 8: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 9: Butt Man 10-9
Round 10: Butt Man 10-9
Round 11: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 12: Butt Man 10-9
Total Score: Butt Man 115-113
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Butt Man 10-9
Round 2: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 3: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 4: Butt Man 10-9
Round 5: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 6: Butt Man 10-9
Round 7: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-8
Round 8: Kirsten "Velocity Girl" Brady 10-9
Round 9: Butt Man 10-9
Round 10: Butt Man 10-9
Round 11: Butt Man 10-9
Round 12: Butt Man 10-9
Total Score: Butt Man 114-113
Butt Man wins by decision!
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