Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard and Light Dork Boom I fought to a unanimous decision draw: 113-113, 113-113, 113-113.Match Wednesday, April 15, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Light Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
+Beauregard shakes Boom I with a powerful sweeping right to the face.
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-Boom I paws a flurry of right blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Boom I throws a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Boom I fires a left to the jaw, but Beauregard escapes.
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+Boom I grazes Beauregard with a volley of stiff shots to the jaw.
+Beauregard fires a series of stinging shots to the jaw.
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Boom I charges with a left right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Beauregard takes charge with a light sweeping right to the chin.
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-Boom I launches a volley of right blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a volley of blows to the jaw. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Beauregard nails Boom I with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Boom I seems wobbly!
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-Boom I probes with a volley of right blows to the temple, but Beauregard ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 37 of 37 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 42 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9
Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Beauregard fires a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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-Boom I attempts a hook to the stomach, but Beauregard escapes.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits Beauregard with a flurry of powerful shots to the chest. Beauregard covers up.
+Beauregard scores with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a series of punches to the jaw. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a volley of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I fires a pair of left shots to the chest, but falls short.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
+Beauregard nails Boom I with a series of light punches to the chin.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard takes charge with a volley of hard punches to the chin!
+Beauregard connects with a flurry of punches to the chest. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 40 of 40 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 28 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple. Boom I quickly recovers.
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+Beauregard thumps Boom I with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Beauregard stuns Boom I with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
-Beauregard probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a left cross to the chest, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard pounds Boom I with a pair of blows to the face.
-Boom I throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Beauregard wakes up the fans with a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Boom I strikes with a series of off balance blows to the stomach!
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+Boom I lands a series of blows to the solar plexus.
-Boom I attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Beauregard grazes Boom I with a volley of wild punches to the nose. Boom I seems wobbly!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 32 of 41 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 33 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Beauregard solidly lands a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Beauregard fires a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Boom I doesn't notice.
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+Beauregard fires a barrage of punches to the mouth. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a series of punches to the chest, but Beauregard ducks.
-Boom I fires a roundhouse to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Beauregard fires a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Beauregard pokes Boom I with a series of mean punches to the temple.
+Beauregard shakes Boom I with a pair of loud punches to the nose. Boom I seems wobbly!
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+Beauregard hurts Boom I with a series of glancing blows to the nose. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
-Boom I attempts a series of right blows to the stomach, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard solidly lands a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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+Boom I slams Beauregard with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 31 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a volley of hard shots to the temple.
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-Boom I lashes out with a pair of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Boom I tries a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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+Beauregard lands a series of punches to the nose!
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+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I lashes out with a volley of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
+Boom I tosses a series of punches to the stomach!
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard tosses a pair of powerful punches to the head.
-Boom I charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
+Beauregard punches Boom I with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a flurry of powerful punches to the head. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+Beauregard throws a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 46 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 8 of 31 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-45
Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Boom I connects with a pair of shots to the ribs! Beauregard falls against the ropes!
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+Beauregard tosses a straight right to the jaw.
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+Beauregard strikes with a series of punches to the mouth. Boom I ignores it.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard lands a volley of solid punches to the temple!
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but Beauregard stays away from it.
-Boom I throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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-Boom I paws a left uppercut to the stomach, but Beauregard escapes.
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+Beauregard pops Boom I with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Beauregard throws a wild jab to the eye.
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+Beauregard shakes Boom I with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
+Beauregard pounds Boom I with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Boom I charges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Beauregard hits with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 41 of 41 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 34 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-54
Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
+Beauregard suprises Boom I with a glancing sweeping right to the chin!
-Boom I throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Beauregard hits Boom I with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard staggers Boom I with a pair of vicious punches to the face. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
+Beauregard tags Boom I with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Boom I probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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+Beauregard tags Boom I with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard thumps Boom I with a flurry of strong blows to the eye. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+Boom I scores with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Beauregard hits with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 35 of 45 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 33 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 70-63
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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-Boom I attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I lashes out with a right hook to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I launches a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Boom I clocks Beauregard with a series of blows to the head.
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+Boom I whacks Beauregard with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Beauregard ducks.
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-Boom I paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Beauregard ducks.
+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a series of strong punches to the eye.
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-Boom I attempts a right uppercut to the head, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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+Boom I drills Beauregard with a hook to the nose.
-Boom I attempts a series of shots to the nose, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 17 of 49 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 79-73
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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-Boom I probes with a series of left blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Boom I fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Boom I throws a series of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Boom I backs up Beauregard with a volley of blows to the nose.
-Boom I launches a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of blows to the head, but Beauregard ties him up.
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-Boom I throws a right straight right to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Beauregard pops Boom I with a mean jab to the head.
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+Boom I tosses a barrage of quick blows to the mouth.
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+Boom I punches Beauregard with a quick jab to the temple. Beauregard backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 14 of 45 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 88-83
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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+Boom I lands a sweeping right to the eye.
-Boom I attempts a series of blows to the head, but Beauregard ducks.
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-Boom I tries a volley of blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Boom I smacks Beauregard with a series of shots to the jaw. Beauregard doesn't notice.
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-Boom I paws a pair of blows to the chin, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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+Beauregard punches Boom I with a powerful jab to the nose.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of left punches to the face, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Beauregard ducks.
-Boom I attempts a volley of right blows to the eye, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
+Beauregard takes charge with a volley of punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 51 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 97-93
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
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-Boom I throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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+Boom I rocks Beauregard with a cross to the ribs!!
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-Boom I lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I attempts a left hook to the ribs, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard pops Boom I with a flurry of hard blows to the eye.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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+Boom I annoys Beauregard with a series of off balance blows to the solar plexus. Beauregard is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 46 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 106-103
Beauregard is obviously tired.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Boom I paws a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
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-Boom I charges with a flurry of left uppercuts to the jaw, but Beauregard ties him up.
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+Boom I throws Beauregard with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
-Boom I throws a pair of roundhouses to the eye, but falls short.
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+Boom I clocks Beauregard with a flurry of uppercuts to the face.
Boom I lands a resounding punch in the nose and Beauregard lands flat on his back!!
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Beauregard struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Beauregard strikes with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Beauregard smashes Boom I with a flurry of light punches to the chin!
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+Beauregard jars Boom I with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Boom I fires a pair of blows to the nose! Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
Boom I lands a slow motion left blow to the temple and Beauregard drops like a stone!!
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Beauregard struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I pops Beauregard with a vicious roundhouse to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 15 of 41 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-7
This fight is too close to call.
Beauregard is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-7
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-7
Total Score: A Draw.
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-7
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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