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(Heavyweight) Teddy defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, April 11, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Teddy!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Teddy fires a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman throws a pair of powerful punches to the chest. Teddy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Neuman hits with a mean jab to the chin.
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+Teddy hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple!!
+Teddy hits with a flurry of punches to the head!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Teddy staggers Neuman with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
+Teddy tattoos Neuman with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Teddy attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Neuman covers himself well.
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+Neuman staggers Teddy with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Neuman throws a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 27 of 32 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Teddy tries a series of left punches to the temple, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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+Teddy belts Neuman with a cross to the eye.
+Teddy pokes Neuman with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Neuman hits Teddy with a series of loud punches to the stomach. Teddy covers up.
+Neuman tosses a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus. Teddy laughs!
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-Neuman paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Teddy hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Neuman tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Teddy nails Neuman with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Neuman fires a jab to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 25 of 32 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 31 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Teddy doesn't even want to rest!

Neuman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman fights inside. (inside)

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+Neuman pops Teddy with a cross to the chest.
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+Teddy tosses a loud jab to the eye.
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+Neuman lands a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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+Neuman nails Teddy with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Neuman throws a series of nasty punches to the stomach. Teddy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Teddy slams Neuman with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Teddy punches Neuman with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Teddy clocks Neuman with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Neuman rocks Teddy with a series of glancing blows to the stomach.
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-Neuman attempts a pair of right blows to the chest, but Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Teddy attacks with a uppercut to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 26 of 33 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 32 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 30-29


Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Neuman stuns Teddy with a volley of furious punches to the eye!
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+Neuman staggers Teddy with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Neuman jolts Teddy with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Neuman attacks with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Neuman tries to land a jab to the ribs, but Teddy narrowly avoids it
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+Neuman lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a pair of punches to the eye. Teddy is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 6 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 29 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Neuman annoys Teddy with a pair of loud punches to the temple. Teddy is hurt!
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+Neuman backs up Teddy with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
-Neuman launches a series of right punches to the head, but Teddy steps aside.
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+Teddy shakes Neuman with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Teddy lands a flurry of punches to the nose!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Teddy hurts Neuman with a series of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw. Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Teddy scores with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Neuman catches Teddy with a flurry of loud punches to the head. Teddy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Teddy probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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+Teddy hammers Neuman with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Teddy throws a barrage of punches to the chest. Neuman doesn't notice.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 25 of 31 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

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+Neuman tosses a barrage of stiff shots to the face.
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+Teddy connects with a volley of blows to the chest!!
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-Neuman fires a pair of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Neuman throws a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus.
+Teddy wallops Neuman with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
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-Teddy lashes out with a pair of blows to the head, but Neuman covers himself well.
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+Neuman wallops Teddy with a series of shots to the head.
+Teddy hits Neuman with a volley of light punches to the chin.
+Teddy tosses a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Teddy throws a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Teddy punches Neuman with a pair of hard punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 29 of 34 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 26 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 59-58


Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Teddy tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Neuman gets mad!
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+Teddy punches Neuman with a series of stinging punches to the ribs!
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+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a barrage of stinging shots to the head. Teddy grimaces in pain.
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+Teddy staggers Neuman with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs!!
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+Neuman punches Teddy with a pair of punches to the face. Teddy grimaces in pain.
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+Teddy backs up Neuman with a volley of nasty punches to the chin!
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-Neuman launches a pair of punches to the nose, but Teddy blocks.
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-Neuman fires a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Teddy blocks.
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+Neuman belts Teddy with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 28 of 32 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 30 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 69-67


Teddy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman fights inside. (inside)

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+Neuman jars Teddy with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Neuman attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Neuman connects with a series of punches to the ribs. Teddy gets mad!
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+Neuman grazes Teddy with a heavy uppercut to the solar plexus. Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Teddy lands a powerful straight right to the face.
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-Neuman launches a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Neuman lands a pair of loud shots to the stomach. Teddy laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 7 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 31 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 78-77


Teddy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Neuman probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Neuman throws a pair of punches to the head, but Teddy hides behind his gloves.
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+Teddy hits with a series of furious punches to the eye.
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+Neuman hammers Teddy with a roundhouse to the mouth. Teddy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Neuman hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Teddy fires a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Teddy throws a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth. Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Neuman tags Teddy with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
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+Teddy fires a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
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+Neuman lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Neuman probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
-Neuman lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but Teddy steps aside and laughs.
+Neuman lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Teddy belts Neuman with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Teddy attacks with a pair of solid punches to the stomach! Neuman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Teddy catches Neuman with a barrage of furious punches to the nose. Neuman backpedals to his own corner.
+Teddy fires a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs. Neuman shakes his head to clear it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Teddy attacks with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Teddy landed 29 of 29 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 31 of 57 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Teddy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.

Neuman is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
Neuman throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Neuman solidly lands a flurry of painful hooks to the jaw.
+Neuman whacks Teddy with a series of stiff roundhouses to the eye.
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+Teddy whacks Neuman with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw. Neuman is hurt!
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+Teddy throws a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
Teddy lands a ferocious right haymaker and Neuman bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Neuman wallops Teddy with a flurry of solid punches to the temple! Teddy laughs!
Neuman lands a mighty left cross to the jaw and Teddy hurtles to the canvas!!

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Teddy struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Teddy hits with a commanding jab to the head. Neuman retreats to the far corner.
Teddy lands a brutal hook and Neuman is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Teddy wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Teddy is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

Neuman can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Teddy 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Teddy 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Teddy 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Teddy 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Teddy 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Teddy 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Teddy 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Teddy 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Teddy 10-9

Teddy wins by a knockout!