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(Super-Heavyweight) Yo Mama defeated Failure Box by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-110.

Match Saturday, April 11, 2020

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 4 inches (254 centimeters) tall weighing in at 653 pounds (296 kilograms) is Failure Box!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 810 pounds (367 kilograms) is Yo Mama!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama backpedals and jabs.

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+Yo Mama stuns Failure with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Yo Mama thumps Failure with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Yo Mama hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose. Failure sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Failure fires a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Failure probes with a series of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Yo Mama catches Failure with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
-Failure tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Yo Mama steps aside.
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-Failure tries to land a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Yo Mama leaps aside.
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+Yo Mama annoys Failure with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose!
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+Yo Mama tags Failure with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
+Failure throws a flurry of strong punches to the face.
-Failure tries to land a left jab to the temple, but Yo Mama steps aside.
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+Yo Mama pokes Failure with a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
+Failure hits with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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+Yo Mama pops Failure with a volley of punches to the jaw. Failure hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Yo Mama clocks Failure with a volley of nice punches to the head.
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+Yo Mama clocks Failure with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 16 of 46 punches, and Yo Mama landed 52 of 52 punches.

Yo Mama won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 10-9


Failure doesn't want to stop fighting!

Yo Mama doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama backpedals and jabs.

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+Yo Mama staggers Failure with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Failure attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Yo Mama strikes with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Failure hits with a barrage of punches to the head. Yo Mama laughs!
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+Yo Mama punches Failure with a jab to the face.
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-Failure charges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Yo Mama tattoos Failure with a jab to the ribs.
-Failure throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Failure tosses a cross to the face.
+Failure backs up Yo Mama with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs. Yo Mama seems wobbly!
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+Failure takes charge with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Yo Mama strikes with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Failure hits Yo Mama with a pair of mean punches to the head. Yo Mama quickly recovers.
+Yo Mama connects with a series of punches to the face.
-Failure launches a left roundhouse to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Failure throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Yo Mama covers himself well.
+Failure tosses a pair of punches to the face.
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+Yo Mama catches Failure with a commanding left to the solar plexus.
-Failure lunges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but misses.
+Yo Mama stuns Failure with a barrage of light blows to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Yo Mama punches Failure with a series of nasty punches to the stomach!!
-Failure throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Yo Mama smacks Failure with a barrage of hard punches to the nose. Failure laughs!
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+Yo Mama solidly lands a hard cross to the face. Failure gets mad!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 26 of 63 punches, and Yo Mama landed 51 of 55 punches.

Yo Mama won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 20-18


Failure doesn't want to stop fighting!

Yo Mama doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama backpedals and jabs.

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+Yo Mama throws a barrage of light punches to the eye! Failure sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Yo Mama punches Failure with a sweeping right to the eye.
+Yo Mama throws a barrage of strong punches to the head.
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-Failure attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Yo Mama deftly avoits it.
+Yo Mama tosses a flurry of strong punches to the mouth. Failure falls against the ropes!
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-Failure probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Yo Mama blocks.
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-Failure probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Yo Mama hides behind his gloves.
+Yo Mama tosses a pair of solid punches to the face!
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+Yo Mama fires a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Yo Mama strikes with a loud straight right to the head.
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+Failure clocks Yo Mama with a barrage of wild punches to the nose. Yo Mama hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Failure lands a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Failure slams Yo Mama with a series of punches to the face. Yo Mama seems wobbly!
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+Failure nails Yo Mama with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach!
-Failure attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Yo Mama beats a hasty retreat.
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-Failure launches a pair of punches to the nose, but Yo Mama backs out of it.
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-Failure attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Yo Mama tattoos Failure with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Failure takes charge with a pair of stiff blows to the ribs. Yo Mama backpedals to his own corner.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 27 of 62 punches, and Yo Mama landed 55 of 55 punches.

Yo Mama won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 30-27


Failure doesn't even want to rest!

Yo Mama doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama backpedals and jabs.

+Yo Mama scores with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
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+Yo Mama attacks with a volley of punches to the chin. Failure gets mad!
-Failure attacks with a series of left punches to the eye, but Yo Mama steps aside.
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+Yo Mama slams Failure with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Failure ignores it.
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-Failure attempts a cross to the head, but Yo Mama steps aside and laughs.
+Failure tags Yo Mama with a volley of punches to the face.
-Failure paws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Failure lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Yo Mama beats a hasty retreat.
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+Failure tattoos Yo Mama with a barrage of off balance blows to the nose. Yo Mama seems wobbly!
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+Yo Mama lands a pair of punches to the chest. Failure is hurt!
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+Yo Mama hits with a hard jab to the mouth.
+Yo Mama scores with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Failure hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Yo Mama catches Failure with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs! Failure doesn't seem bothered.
-Failure paws a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Failure charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Failure throws a volley of punches to the temple!
+Yo Mama pops Failure with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Yo Mama smashes Failure with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Yo Mama annoys Failure with a series of light punches to the head.
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+Yo Mama attacks with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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+Yo Mama scores with a series of solid punches to the eye.
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+Failure lands a series of wild punches to the solar plexus! Yo Mama asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Yo Mama connects with a pair of punches to the nose. Failure doesn't seem bothered.
-Failure throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Yo Mama ties him up.
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+Yo Mama solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach. Failure hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 22 of 68 punches, and Yo Mama landed 52 of 52 punches.

Yo Mama won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 40-36


Failure doesn't even want to rest!

Yo Mama doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama backpedals and jabs.

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+Failure takes charge with a right to the jaw. Yo Mama sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Failure tries a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Failure punches Yo Mama with a series of stiff punches to the head.
-Failure launches a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Yo Mama blocks.
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-Failure charges with a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Failure tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Yo Mama hides behind his gloves.
-Failure throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but Yo Mama beats a hasty retreat.
+Yo Mama pokes Failure with a series of punches to the nose. Failure backpedals to his own corner.
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+Failure nails Yo Mama with a barrage of mean punches to the nose! Yo Mama beats a hasty retreat.
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-Failure charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Yo Mama steps aside and laughs.
+Yo Mama whacks Failure with a nice jab to the mouth.
+Yo Mama strikes with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
+Yo Mama solidly lands a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
-Failure launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Yo Mama fires a series of strong punches to the nose!
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+Failure punches Yo Mama with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Yo Mama solidly lands a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Yo Mama tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs!
+Failure hits Yo Mama with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Failure tries to land a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Yo Mama wallops Failure with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
+Failure attacks with a straight right to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 25 of 65 punches, and Yo Mama landed 61 of 67 punches.

Yo Mama won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 50-45


Failure doesn't even want to rest!

Yo Mama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama backpedals and jabs.

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+Failure throws a jab to the temple!
+Yo Mama hits Failure with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Failure lunges with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Yo Mama ducks.
-Failure charges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Yo Mama takes it in the forearms.
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+Yo Mama hits with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Yo Mama hurts Failure with a volley of punches to the face!
+Yo Mama lands a straight right to the temple.
+Failure pops Yo Mama with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
-Failure charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Failure pops Yo Mama with a volley of painful shots to the jaw!!
+Yo Mama hits with a volley of quick punches to the head.
+Yo Mama pounds Failure with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Yo Mama lashes out with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yo Mama solidly lands a volley of furious shots to the nose. Failure shakes his head to clear it.
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+Yo Mama jolts Failure with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
+Yo Mama wallops Failure with a series of hard punches to the temple.
-Failure fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Failure probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but Yo Mama steps aside.
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-Failure lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Yo Mama narrowly avoids it
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+Yo Mama jolts Failure with a nasty right to the jaw.
+Yo Mama tattoos Failure with a pair of punches to the nose! Failure doesn't notice.
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+Yo Mama whacks Failure with a jab to the ribs. Failure laughs!
+Failure pummels Yo Mama with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Yo Mama attacks with a volley of wild punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 26 of 60 punches, and Yo Mama landed 66 of 66 punches.

Yo Mama won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 60-54


Failure doesn't even want to rest!

Yo Mama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama backpedals and jabs.

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-Failure fires a pair of punches to the jaw, but Yo Mama narrowly avoids it
+Yo Mama punches Failure with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Failure doesn't seem bothered.
+Failure punches Yo Mama with a volley of solid shots to the mouth!
+Yo Mama clocks Failure with a commanding right to the face.
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-Failure lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Yo Mama punches Failure with a series of powerful punches to the head.
-Failure probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Yo Mama deftly avoits it.
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-Failure launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Yo Mama covers himself well.
+Failure hits Yo Mama with a straight right to the temple.
+Yo Mama lashes out with a series of quick punches to the jaw. Failure shakes his head to clear it.
-Failure attempts a left cross to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Yo Mama catches Failure with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Yo Mama fires a series of punches to the temple.
+Yo Mama hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Yo Mama backs up Failure with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Yo Mama tags Failure with a pair of mean punches to the head. Failure sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Yo Mama hits Failure with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Yo Mama thumps Failure with a series of furious punches to the face.
-Failure paws a left straight right to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Failure throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Yo Mama ducks just in time.
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-Failure throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Yo Mama thumps Failure with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
-Failure lunges with a straight right to the chest, but Yo Mama blocks.
-Failure charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Yo Mama leaps aside.
+Yo Mama fires a flurry of stiff punches to the chin! Failure hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 22 of 63 punches, and Yo Mama landed 62 of 63 punches.

Yo Mama won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 70-63


Failure remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Yo Mama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama backpedals and jabs.

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-Failure tries a series of punches to the face, but only hits air.
-Failure probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Yo Mama hurts Failure with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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-Failure probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Yo Mama tags Failure with a roundhouse to the head.
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+Yo Mama attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the face. Failure doesn't notice.
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-Failure attacks with a volley of left punches to the head, but Yo Mama covers himself well.
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+Yo Mama lands a volley of powerful punches to the head. Failure hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Failure punches Yo Mama with a pair of nice blows to the eye.
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-Failure attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Yo Mama lashes out with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Failure tries a series of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Yo Mama smacks Failure with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Failure fires a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Failure rocks Yo Mama with a series of wild punches to the eye. Yo Mama beats a hasty retreat.
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-Failure probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Yo Mama lands Failure with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Yo Mama drills Failure with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus. Failure hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Yo Mama rocks Failure with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
+Yo Mama drills Failure with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Yo Mama lands a series of loud punches to the head.
+Failure lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Yo Mama hits with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
+Yo Mama tags Failure with a right to the jaw.
+Yo Mama jars Failure with a straight right to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 23 of 68 punches, and Yo Mama landed 65 of 65 punches.

Yo Mama won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 80-72


Failure remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Yo Mama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama stays outside and uses his jab.

+Yo Mama fires a pair of punches to the head.
+Yo Mama hurts Failure with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Yo Mama pummels Failure with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Failure lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Yo Mama hits Failure with a jab to the head!!
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+Failure stuns Yo Mama with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
+Yo Mama attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
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-Failure tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Yo Mama clocks Failure with a flurry of wild punches to the nose!
+Yo Mama throws a barrage of stiff punches to the eye. Failure hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Failure attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Yo Mama pounds Failure with a strong jab to the solar plexus.
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+Failure hits Yo Mama with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Yo Mama catches Failure with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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+Failure strikes with a uppercut to the chin. Yo Mama grimaces in pain.
+Failure clocks Yo Mama with a pair of quick punches to the face.
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+Failure scores with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Failure attempts a right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Failure throws a volley of punches to the head, but Yo Mama hides behind his gloves.
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-Failure fires a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Yo Mama takes it in the forearms.
-Failure launches a volley of right punches to the nose, but Yo Mama escapes.
+Yo Mama lands a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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+Yo Mama hammers Failure with a flurry of punches to the face!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 23 of 74 punches, and Yo Mama landed 69 of 69 punches.

Yo Mama won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 90-81


Failure remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Yo Mama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama stays outside and uses his jab.

-Failure lunges with a series of right shots to the chin, but Yo Mama covers himself well.
-Failure lashes out with a right jab to the mouth, but Yo Mama hides behind his gloves.
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+Yo Mama stuns Failure with a volley of glancing shots to the chin.
+Yo Mama hits with a pair of hard blows to the jaw.
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+Yo Mama jars Failure with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Yo Mama jars Failure with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Yo Mama pokes Failure with a flurry of furious punches to the chin!!
+Failure whacks Yo Mama with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
+Yo Mama shakes Failure with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Failure tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Yo Mama takes it in the forearms.
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+Failure hits with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Yo Mama punches Failure with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Failure tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Yo Mama steps aside and laughs.
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-Failure throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Yo Mama ties him up.
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+Yo Mama annoys Failure with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Yo Mama tattoos Failure with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs!!
-Failure tries to land a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Yo Mama ducks just in time.
+Yo Mama throws a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
+Yo Mama fires a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
+Failure lands a flurry of solid shots to the face.
+Failure connects with a pair of furious punches to the face!
+Yo Mama wakes up the fans with a pair of furious punches to the face. Failure shakes his head to clear it.
+Yo Mama scores with a jab to the stomach.
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-Failure throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Yo Mama fires a pair of painful blows to the chin!!
+Failure hits with a glancing jab to the nose.
-Failure attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Failure paws a barrage of punches to the face, but Yo Mama ties him up.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 23 of 75 punches, and Yo Mama landed 69 of 76 punches.

Yo Mama won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 100-90


Failure remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Yo Mama grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Failure tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Failure tags Yo Mama with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Failure lashes out with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Failure tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Failure throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Yo Mama deftly avoits it.
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-Failure launches a volley of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Failure charges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Failure fires a roundhouse to the face, but Yo Mama steps aside and laughs.
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+Failure solidly lands a pair of glancing punches to the nose! Yo Mama gets mad!
+Yo Mama fires a series of heavy punches to the head. Failure sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Failure throws a left jab to the eye, but Yo Mama hides behind his gloves.
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-Failure attempts a series of right punches to the face, but Yo Mama hides behind his gloves.
+Failure staggers Yo Mama with a series of mean punches to the eye. Yo Mama gets mad!
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-Failure probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Yo Mama backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 19 of 69 punches, and Yo Mama landed 7 of 8 punches.

Failure Box won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 109-100


Failure remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Yo Mama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Failure is using the ring. (using the ring)
Yo Mama is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Failure lashes out with a series of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Failure clocks Yo Mama with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Failure probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Yo Mama steps aside.
-Failure launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but Yo Mama takes it in the forearms.
-Failure probes with a left jab to the nose, but fails to score.
+Failure hits with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Failure attempts a series of punches to the face, but Yo Mama quickly backs away.
-Failure tries a sweeping right to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Failure throws a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Yo Mama ducks.
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+Failure lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin. Yo Mama covers up.
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-Failure launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Failure fires a series of right shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Failure launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Yo Mama ducks.
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-Failure probes with a straight right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Failure lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but Yo Mama ducks just in time.
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+Yo Mama jolts Failure with a volley of punches to the eye! Failure sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Failure probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but Yo Mama deftly avoits it.
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-Failure charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Failure Box landed 17 of 75 punches, and Yo Mama landed 6 of 8 punches.

Failure Box won the round 10-9

Yo Mama is winning the fight 118-110


Failure remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Yo Mama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 2: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 3: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 4: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 5: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 6: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 7: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 8: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 9: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 10: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 11: Failure Box 10-9
Round 12: Failure Box 10-9

Total Score: Yo Mama 118-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 2: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 3: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 4: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 5: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 6: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 7: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 8: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 9: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 10: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 11: Failure Box 10-9
Round 12: Failure Box 10-9

Total Score: Yo Mama 118-110


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 2: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 3: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 4: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 5: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 6: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 7: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 8: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 9: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 10: Yo Mama 10-9
Round 11: Failure Box 10-9
Round 12: Failure Box 10-9

Total Score: Yo Mama 118-110

Yo Mama wins by decision!