Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Dan Down Unader Green defeated Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Thursday, April 9, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 153 pounds (69 kilograms) is Dan Down Unader Green!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Green thumps Dorkdom with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
-Dorkdom probes with a barrage of feints to the ribs, but Green stays away from it.
+Green suprises Dorkdom with a pair of powerful shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom pokes Green with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Green smacks Dorkdom with a pair of loud feints to the solar plexus. Dorkdom doesn't notice.
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+Green rocks Dorkdom with a series of off balance combinations to the jaw!!
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+Dorkdom tags Green with a light feint and then a cross to the solar plexus. Green seems wobbly!
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+Dorkdom fires a series of hard punches to the stomach.
+Green pokes Dorkdom with a series of quick punches to the face! Dorkdom beats a hasty retreat.
+Green connects with a barrage of loud combinations to the mouth!!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Green fires a flurry of feints to the face.
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+Dorkdom hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
+Dorkdom annoys Green with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach. Green doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 30 of 41 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 39 of 41 punches.
Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9
Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Green remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Dorkdom attacks with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Green connects with a barrage of feints to the face.
+Green pokes Dorkdom with a volley of light punches to the nose!!
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+Green hits with a series of feints to the chest. Dorkdom is hurt!
+Dorkdom catches Green with a wild jab to the chin.
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+Green hits Dorkdom with a barrage of nice shots to the chin.
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+Dorkdom lashes out with a series of off balance feints to the face.
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+Green nails Dorkdom with a feint and then a jab to the face.
+Green annoys Dorkdom with a feint and then a cross to the nose.
+Dorkdom hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Green hits with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
+Green tattoos Dorkdom with a pair of hard shots to the ribs! Dorkdom doesn't seem bothered.
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+Green suprises Dorkdom with a flurry of light combinations to the face.
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+Green connects with a series of feints to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom jars Green with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom hits Green with a vicious jab to the eye. Green grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 36 of 42 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 40 of 41 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 20-19
Dorkdom is obviously tired.
Green grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Dorkdom hits with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
+Green punches Dorkdom with a series of stinging combinations to the jaw.
+Green hits with a flurry of loud combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom hits Green with a powerful counter-punch to the jaw!
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+Dorkdom strikes with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Green jars Dorkdom with a barrage of feints to the chin.
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-Dorkdom throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Green escapes.
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+Green throws a volley of heavy shots to the mouth.
+Green attacks with a barrage of shots to the face.
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+Dorkdom punches Green with a flurry of quick punches to the face!! Green sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Green connects with a pair of painful punches to the temple!!
-Dorkdom charges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Dorkdom throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Dorkdom suprises Green with a series of punches to the face.
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+Dorkdom tosses a painful cross to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 38 of 44 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 39 of 39 punches.
Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9
Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 30-28
Dorkdom looks exhausted.
Green is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green feints and fakes. (feinting)
+Green hits with a combination to the solar plexus! Dorkdom grimaces in pain.
+Dorkdom tags Green with a loud feint and then a cross to the jaw.
+Dorkdom suprises Green with a jab to the jaw.
+Green stuns Dorkdom with a pair of feints to the face.
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+Green slams Dorkdom with a series of glancing shots to the stomach.
+Dorkdom tags Green with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus. Green quickly recovers.
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+Dorkdom throws a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom belts Green with a glancing feint and then an uppercut to the jaw.
+Green fires a volley of combinations to the face.
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+Dorkdom fires a hard cross to the face.
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+Green fires a flurry of off balance feints to the chin!
+Green lands a flurry of quick feints to the chin!
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+Green drills Dorkdom with a counter-punch to the ribs.
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+Green throws a barrage of feints to the chest!
-Dorkdom attempts a flurry of shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Dorkdom annoys Green with a volley of feints to the mouth!!
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-Dorkdom fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Green deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkdom paws a series of punches to the temple, but Green stays away from it.
+Green strikes with a combination to the jaw!!
+Dorkdom fires a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade feints to the eye.
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+Green throws a barrage of heavy combinations to the stomach.
-Dorkdom charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Green leaps aside.
+Dorkdom clocks Green with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Green strikes with a pair of nice shots to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 36 of 57 punches, and Dan Down Unader Green landed 39 of 39 punches.
Dan Down Unader Green won the round 10-9
Dan Down Unader Green is winning the fight 40-37
Dorkdom receives medical attention from his trainer.
Green is slowing down.
ROUND 5
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Green feints and fakes. (feinting)
-Dorkdom probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Green narrowly avoids it
-Dorkdom probes with a pair of left blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkdom attacks with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Green ducks.
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+Dorkdom hits Green with a counter-punch to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom pops Green with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Green pummels Dorkdom with a quick combination to the eye. Dorkdom beats a hasty retreat.
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+Green solidly lands a heavy feint and then a cross to the nose.
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+Green hits with a pair of nice feints to the head.
Green lands a powerful haymaker and Dorkdom goes down!!
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Dorkdom struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom launches a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Green covers himself well.
+Dorkdom fires a jab to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom attacks with a jab to the temple, but misses.
+Green annoys Dorkdom with a mean roundhouse to the chest.
-Dorkdom attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Green blocks.
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+Green hits with a pair of painful feints to the temple.
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-Dorkdom fires a volley of left punches to the chin, but Green ducks.
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-Dorkdom attacks with a volley of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Green belts Dorkdom with a flurry of feints to the eye.
+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of quick shots to the stomach.
+Green lashes out with a series of stinging shots to the mouth.
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+Green hits with a series of combinations to the eye. Green is raining blows! Dorkdom seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Dan Down Unader Green wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom can't remember which corner is his.
Green looks exhausted.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 2: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 2: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 3: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 4: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 2: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 3: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Round 4: Dan Down Unader Green 10-9
Dan Down Unader Green wins by a technical knockout!
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