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(Flyweight) Flash O'Conner defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Monday, April 6, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Flash O'Conner!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Conner clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 suprises Conner with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Conner rocks Dorkness 2 with a powerful right to the ribs!!
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 staggers Conner with a barrage of light punches to the ribs. Conner retreats to the far corner.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Conner nails Dorkness 2 with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 drills Conner with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus! Conner is hurt!
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
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+Conner fires a series of vicious punches to the chest!!
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+Conner drills Dorkness 2 with a stinging straight right to the stomach!!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 pops Conner with a barrage of shots to the chest. Conner sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conner attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flash O'Conner landed 19 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9


Conner doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Conner clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach. Conner backpedals to his own corner.
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+Conner fires a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Conner beats a hasty retreat.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conner connects with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 suprises Conner with a series of strong blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conner hurts Dorkness 2 with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flash O'Conner landed 17 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 18 of 21 punches.

Flash O'Conner won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Conner remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Conner clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Conner hammers Dorkness 2 with a barrage of blows to the chest. Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 2 tags Conner with a series of blows to the chest.
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+Conner lands a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Conner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conner throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Conner tags Dorkness 2 with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Conner backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 2 rocks Conner with a pair of punches to the chest.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conner tries to land a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conner hits with a flurry of light shots to the ribs.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flash O'Conner landed 22 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 25 punches.

Flash O'Conner won the round 10-9

Flash O'Conner is winning the fight 29-28


Conner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 looks exhausted.



ROUND 4

Conner throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Conner tosses a glancing right to the mouth. Dorkness 2 grimaces in pain.
-Dorkness 2 lunges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
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Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a pair of strong blows to the chest. Conner doesn't notice.
Dorkness 2 lands a well placed haymaker and Conner is knocked down!!

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Conner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Conner tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Conner tags Dorkness 2 with a pair of shots to the eye. Dorkness 2 grimaces in pain.
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+Conner strikes with a barrage of loud roundhouses to the chin.
Conner lands a mighty haymaker and Dorkness 2 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Flash O'Conner wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Conner can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 2: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 3: Flash O'Conner 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 2: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 3: Flash O'Conner 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Flash O'Conner 10-9
Round 3: Flash O'Conner 10-9

Flash O'Conner wins by a knockout!