Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Mia defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 40-29, 40-29, 40-29.Match Saturday, April 4, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 302 pounds (137 kilograms) is Mia!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Mia is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
+Mia throws a flurry of off balance combinations to the eye. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Mia tries to land a barrage of combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Noodle whacks Mia with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
+Noodle lands a flurry of solid punches to the eye! Mia grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Mia deflects it and hits back with a series of powerful shots to the jaw.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of blows to the chin.
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+Noodle hammers Mia with a flurry of painful punches to the head. Mia grimaces in pain.
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+Noodle pounds Mia with a right to the jaw.
+Noodle suprises Mia with a jab to the face.
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+Mia pokes Noodle with a pair of combinations to the temple.
Noodle attempts a pair of combinations to the nose, but Mia takes it on the gloves and counters with a flurry of loud combinations to the nose!
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+Noodle backs up Mia with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Mia drills Noodle with a flurry of commanding blows to the eye.
+Mia hits Noodle with a pair of furious combinations to the nose.
Mia lands a cruel haymaker and Noodle lands flat on his back!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle whacks Mia with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Noodle pokes Mia with a painful jab to the chin.
+Noodle thumps Mia with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Noodle hammers Mia with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
+Mia throws a heavy counter-punch to the jaw.
Mia lands a powerful punch in the nose and Noodle bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mia grazes Noodle with a volley of glancing combinations to the face.
+Mia whacks Noodle with a flurry of vicious shots to the eye!!
+Noodle jolts Mia with a barrage of glancing combinations to the jaw.
+Noodle punches Mia with a series of stiff combinations to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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Noodle attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but Mia knocks it away and hits first with a volley of combinations to the head.
Noodle fires a flurry of right shots to the chin, but Mia slips it and strikes first with a volley of nice punches to the temple!
+Noodle drills Mia with a roundhouse to the head.
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+Mia grazes Noodle with a flurry of stiff combinations to the jaw. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mia landed 29 of 32 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 57 of 57 punches.
Mia won the round 10-7
Mia is winning the fight 10-7
Mia doesn't even want to rest!
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Mia is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Noodle tattoos Mia with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
+Noodle punches Mia with a pair of mean punches to the head. Mia seems wobbly!
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
+Noodle backs up Mia with a commanding straight right to the stomach.
+Mia lashes out with a pair of stiff combinations to the chin.
+Noodle belts Mia with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. Mia quickly recovers.
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+Mia tags Noodle with a pair of nasty combinations to the nose.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
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Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Mia deflects it and hits first with a flurry of shots to the head. Noodle seems wobbly!
+Noodle hits with a volley of nice shots to the jaw.
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+Noodle throws a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Mia punches Noodle with a barrage of nice combinations to the jaw. Noodle laughs!
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+Noodle tosses a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle punches Mia with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
-Mia paws a volley of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
+Mia pounds Noodle with a series of shots to the nose!!
Mia lands a mighty left punch in the nose and Noodle falls to the canvas!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Noodle fires a sweeping right to the chin, but Mia deflects it and strikes back with a nasty combination to the head. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle tags Mia with a series of furious punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the eye.
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Noodle lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Mia slips it and hits back with a series of commanding shots to the nose.
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Noodle throws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Mia slips it and strikes first with a series of powerful shots to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle drills Mia with a solid left to the face.
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+Noodle tags Mia with a series of punches to the chin.
+Mia connects with a shot to the jaw.
+Noodle jars Mia with a series of glancing shots to the mouth. Mia laughs!
+Mia strikes with a flurry of combinations to the head!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mia landed 26 of 30 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 62 of 62 punches.
Mia won the round 10-8
Mia is winning the fight 20-15
Mia doesn't even want to rest!
Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Mia is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
+Noodle lands a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth.
Noodle probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Mia slips it and retaliates with a flurry of quick punches to the nose. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Mia hits with a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Mia staggers Noodle with a furious jab to the eye.
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+Mia throws a barrage of combinations to the nose. Noodle seems wobbly!
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Noodle launches a pair of right punches to the nose, but Mia knocks it away and strikes first with a pair of combinations to the jaw.
+Noodle staggers Mia with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle smacks Mia with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw!! Mia retreats to the far corner.
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+Noodle lands a volley of glancing punches to the face.
+Noodle slams Mia with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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Noodle tries a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Mia deflects it and hits first with a flurry of vicious combinations to the nose.
+Mia tags Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the head.
Mia lands a sudden blow to the head and Noodle collapses!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle rocks Mia with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Noodle thumps Mia with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Mia probes with a flurry of combinations to the temple, but Noodle ducks.
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Noodle lashes out with a series of combinations to the ribs, but Mia slips it and retaliates with a pair of hard shots to the temple.
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+Noodle wallops Mia with a jab to the face!!
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+Mia connects with a off balance combination to the face.
Mia lands a vicious left blow to the head and Noodle's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle takes charge with a volley of light punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the chin.
+Mia tags Noodle with a flurry of commanding combinations to the jaw.
+Noodle backs up Mia with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mia landed 27 of 34 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 61 punches.
Mia won the round 10-7
Mia is winning the fight 30-22
Mia remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Noodle is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Mia is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle lashes out with a pair of left punches to the head, but Mia takes it on the gloves and counters with a flurry of furious combinations to the chin.
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+Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the mouth!! Mia doesn't seem bothered.
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+Mia lashes out with a loud combination to the eye. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Mia lands a beautiful left uppercut and Noodle is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Mia hits Noodle with a hard counter-punch to the mouth.
Mia lands a beautiful blow to the head and Noodle hurtles to the canvas!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Mia fires a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Noodle lands a glancing combination to the nose.
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Noodle fires a series of punches to the eye, but Mia slips it and retaliates with a barrage of mean shots to the mouth!!
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-Mia fires a right combination to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Noodle tattoos Mia with a flurry of heavy combinations to the mouth!!
+Mia wakes up the fans with a series of combinations to the head.
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Noodle probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Mia leans away and hits back with a barrage of powerful combinations to the head.
-Noodle attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Noodle tries a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Noodle lands a volley of combinations to the temple.
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+Noodle smashes Mia with a glancing sweeping right to the temple!
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+Mia pummels Noodle with a series of mean punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mia landed 19 of 25 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 22 of 32 punches.
Mia won the round 10-7
Mia is winning the fight 40-29
Mia grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye.
Noodle is slowing down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mia 10-7
Round 2: Mia 10-8
Round 3: Mia 10-7
Round 4: Mia 10-7
Total Score: Mia 40-29
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mia 10-7
Round 2: Mia 10-8
Round 3: Mia 10-7
Round 4: Mia 10-7
Total Score: Mia 40-29
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mia 10-7
Round 2: Mia 10-8
Round 3: Mia 10-7
Round 4: Mia 10-7
Total Score: Mia 40-29
Mia wins by decision!
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