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(Heavyweight) Test Slugger 99 defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, April 4, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is Test Slugger 99!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Slugger 99 throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Slugger 99 lunges with a left uppercut to the chest, but Neuman covers himself well.
-Slugger 99 throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman hurts Slugger 99 with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose. Slugger 99 quickly recovers.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman attacks with a pair of punches to the eye!! Slugger 99 gets mad!
-Slugger 99 attempts a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Neuman quickly backs away.
+Slugger 99 annoys Neuman with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Neuman punches Slugger 99 with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 99 landed 6 of 24 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9


Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Neuman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Neuman annoys Slugger 99 with a series of punches to the ribs.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Neuman tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Slugger 99 backs out of it.
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+Neuman thumps Slugger 99 with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Slugger 99 rocks Neuman with a pair of blows to the ribs. Neuman falls against the ropes!
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 attacks with a right uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Neuman probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Neuman fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman jolts Slugger 99 with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 99 landed 5 of 23 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 31 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18


Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!

Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Neuman fights inside. (inside)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger 99 shakes Neuman with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Neuman gets mad!
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-Slugger 99 throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Neuman probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Slugger 99 hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman throws a barrage of nasty shots to the solar plexus! Slugger 99 gets mad!
+Neuman belts Slugger 99 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Slugger 99 quickly recovers.
-Slugger 99 probes with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman hits Slugger 99 with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Neuman attempts a left uppercut to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Test Slugger 99 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 33 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 29-28


Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Neuman is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Slugger 99 charges with a volley of left blows to the nose, but Neuman escapes.
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+Neuman smashes Slugger 99 with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Slugger 99 catches Neuman with a pair of punches to the jaw.
Slugger 99 lands a bone crushing uppercut and Neuman bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman throws a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Slugger 99 probes with a flurry of right shots to the head, but Neuman backs out of it.
+Slugger 99 clocks Neuman with a uppercut to the head.
Slugger 99 lands a powerful cross to the jaw and Neuman's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Neuman lashes out with a volley of blows to the face, but fails to score.
+Slugger 99 tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman pummels Slugger 99 with a pair of quick punches to the temple!!
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+Neuman punches Slugger 99 with a volley of wild blows to the nose.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a volley of right blows to the eye, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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+Slugger 99 slams Neuman with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
Slugger 99 lands a brutal right hook and Neuman goes down!!

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He's Out!
Test Slugger 99 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slugger 99 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Neuman looks exhausted.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Test Slugger 99 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Test Slugger 99 10-9

Test Slugger 99 wins by a knockout!