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(Cruiserweight) Squeezer 8 defeated Bjorn Ulvaeus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, April 4, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 186 pounds (84 kilograms) is Squeezer 8!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Bjorn Ulvaeus!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Ulvaeus attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach. Squeezer grimaces in pain.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus attacks with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin!
-Squeezer lunges with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Ulvaeus takes it in the forearms.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus jolts Squeezer with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Ulvaeus pounds Squeezer with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Ulvaeus throws a flurry of solid punches to the eye. Squeezer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Ulvaeus lands a volley of stinging punches to the face.
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+Ulvaeus hits with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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-Squeezer lashes out with a series of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Ulvaeus fires a barrage of solid blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Squeezer 8 landed 2 of 15 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 45 of 45 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 10-9


Squeezer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Ulvaeus doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squeezer lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple, but Ulvaeus covers himself well.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Ulvaeus shakes Squeezer with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Ulvaeus punches Squeezer with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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-Squeezer attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Ulvaeus tosses a series of punches to the head. Squeezer ignores it.
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+Ulvaeus tosses a pair of stinging punches to the nose!
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+Ulvaeus shakes Squeezer with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Ulvaeus lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.

Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Squeezer 8 landed 2 of 17 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 42 of 44 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 20-18


Squeezer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Ulvaeus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Squeezer is brawling. (inside)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Squeezer throws a left hook to the jaw, but Ulvaeus ties him up.
+Ulvaeus throws a strong jab to the jaw.
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+Ulvaeus punches Squeezer with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Squeezer lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Squeezer catches Ulvaeus with a series of nice blows to the face!
Squeezer lands a resounding right uppercut and Ulvaeus's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Ulvaeus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Squeezer lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Ulvaeus stays away from it.
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-Squeezer probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Ulvaeus hides behind his gloves.
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+Squeezer annoys Ulvaeus with a pair of loud blows to the nose.
Squeezer lands a powerful blow to the temple and Ulvaeus bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Ulvaeus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Ulvaeus solidly lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Ulvaeus tags Squeezer with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Ulvaeus jars Squeezer with a series of solid punches to the mouth. Squeezer seems wobbly!
+Ulvaeus whacks Squeezer with a flurry of glancing blows to the temple. Squeezer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Ulvaeus stuns Squeezer with a pair of stiff blows to the head. Squeezer backpedals to his own corner.
-Squeezer paws a series of shots to the chin, but Ulvaeus steps aside and laughs.
+Squeezer wakes up the fans with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
-Squeezer attempts a pair of right shots to the eye, but Ulvaeus steps aside.
+Ulvaeus shakes Squeezer with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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+Ulvaeus staggers Squeezer with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Squeezer 8 landed 5 of 39 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 31 of 33 punches.

Squeezer 8 won the round 10-7

Squeezer 8 is winning the fight 28-27


Squeezer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ulvaeus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Ulvaeus comes out fighting.

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+Ulvaeus lands a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Ulvaeus tosses a pair of commanding shots to the stomach.
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-Squeezer charges with a left to the ribs, but Ulvaeus steps aside and laughs.
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-Squeezer throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squeezer tries a volley of blows to the chest, but Ulvaeus covers himself well.
+Ulvaeus clocks Squeezer with a pair of heavy blows to the chest. Squeezer ignores it.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Ulvaeus whacks Squeezer with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Squeezer 8 landed 4 of 22 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 23 of 34 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Squeezer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ulvaeus is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Squeezer lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Ulvaeus steps aside.
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+Ulvaeus throws a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Squeezer paws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Ulvaeus blocks.
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+Ulvaeus attacks with a volley of nice blows to the solar plexus.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus hits Squeezer with a nice jab to the chest.
+Ulvaeus wallops Squeezer with a powerful right to the face.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Ulvaeus throws a left cross to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Ulvaeus fires a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus shakes Squeezer with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw. Squeezer shakes his head to clear it.
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-Ulvaeus tries a flurry of punches to the head, but Squeezer steps aside and laughs.
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+Ulvaeus fires a series of loud punches to the face.
-Squeezer attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Ulvaeus backs out of it.
+Ulvaeus jars Squeezer with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Squeezer 8 landed 4 of 25 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 42 of 53 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 47-46


Squeezer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ulvaeus looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 6

Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Ulvaeus comes out fighting.

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-Squeezer paws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Ulvaeus stays away from it.
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+Squeezer thumps Ulvaeus with a pair of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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-Ulvaeus throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Ulvaeus tattoos Squeezer with a volley of solid blows to the stomach.
-Squeezer throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Squeezer lunges with a jab to the stomach, but Ulvaeus beats a hasty retreat.
+Ulvaeus lands a flurry of loud blows to the ribs.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus wakes up the fans with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.

Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Squeezer fires a volley of blows to the ribs, but Ulvaeus ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Squeezer 8 landed 5 of 22 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 18 of 33 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 57-56


Squeezer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ulvaeus receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 7

Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Squeezer charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Ulvaeus steps aside and laughs.
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-Ulvaeus tries to land a left straight right to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Squeezer probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Squeezer attempts a right cross to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Squeezer throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Ulvaeus paws a volley of punches to the temple, but Squeezer steps aside.
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+Ulvaeus solidly lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Squeezer smacks Ulvaeus with a series of punches to the ribs! Ulvaeus quickly recovers. Squeezer is jabbing and laughing! Ulvaeus seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Squeezer 8 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Squeezer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 2: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 3: Squeezer 8 10-7
Round 4: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 5: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 6: Squeezer 8 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 2: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 3: Squeezer 8 10-7
Round 4: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 5: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 2: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 3: Squeezer 8 10-7
Round 4: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 5: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 6: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9

Squeezer 8 wins by a technical knockout!