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(Lightweight) Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard defeated Light Dork Boom I by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.

Match Wednesday, April 1, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Light Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I fights inside. (inside)

-Boom I charges with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Beauregard steps aside.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Beauregard punches Boom I with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Beauregard pounds Boom I with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Boom I attempts a series of left shots to the jaw, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
+Boom I backs up Beauregard with a volley of heavy shots to the mouth.
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+Beauregard jars Boom I with a volley of wild blows to the face.
-Boom I throws a left uppercut to the face, but Beauregard leaps aside.
+Beauregard throws a series of vicious punches to the temple. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Beauregard fires a series of punches to the face.
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+Beauregard hits Boom I with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I attacks with a series of right shots to the face, but Beauregard escapes.
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-Boom I fires a flurry of blows to the eye, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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+Beauregard rocks Boom I with a strong straight right to the mouth.
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+Beauregard solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest! Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 42 of 42 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 37 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9


Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Beauregard punches Boom I with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a nice roundhouse to the mouth!
-Boom I attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
+Boom I lands a solid straight right to the solar plexus. Beauregard gets mad!
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+Beauregard clocks Boom I with a pair of glancing punches to the chest!!
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+Beauregard attacks with a stiff hook to the eye!
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+Beauregard throws a vicious jab to the mouth. Boom I is hurt!
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard throws a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Boom I throws a jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Boom I throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Beauregard hits Boom I with a strong right to the head.
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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 31 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Beauregard ties him up.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
+Beauregard stuns Boom I with a commanding straight right to the mouth.
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+Boom I annoys Beauregard with a volley of mean shots to the ribs.
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+Beauregard wallops Boom I with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Boom I launches a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Beauregard lands a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
+Beauregard tosses a series of shots to the temple. Boom I covers up.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I throws a right straight right to the ribs, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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+Beauregard clocks Boom I with a mean uppercut to the chin.
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+Beauregard punches Boom I with a pair of punches to the temple. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 37 of 40 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 34 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Boom I launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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+Beauregard tosses a uppercut to the head.
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+Boom I hits with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Boom I charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Beauregard suprises Boom I with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard throws a barrage of blows to the nose. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
+Beauregard punches Boom I with a pair of shots to the face!
+Beauregard throws a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a commanding left to the jaw.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Beauregard hits with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
-Boom I throws a series of punches to the chest, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
+Beauregard hits with a series of hard punches to the chin. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Beauregard catches Boom I with a volley of nice punches to the face. Boom I gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 41 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 31 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Boom I attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard lands a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Beauregard hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Beauregard hits with a cross to the temple! Boom I laughs!
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+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a series of glancing blows to the mouth. Boom I gets mad!
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+Beauregard rocks Boom I with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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+Beauregard lands a wild straight right to the nose.
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+Beauregard whacks Boom I with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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+Boom I belts Beauregard with a barrage of heavy shots to the stomach. Beauregard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Boom I lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 37 of 37 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 30 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-45


Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Beauregard tattoos Boom I with a powerful right to the jaw!
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+Beauregard smacks Boom I with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Boom I lunges with a cross to the chest, but Beauregard blocks.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Beauregard hits Boom I with a pair of painful punches to the stomach. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Beauregard fires a barrage of furious punches to the temple. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard connects with a volley of light punches to the temple. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a volley of punches to the chest. Boom I falls against the ropes!
+Beauregard hits with a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Beauregard smacks Boom I with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I attacks with a series of left blows to the chest, but Beauregard ducks.
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+Boom I hits with a volley of off balance blows to the chest.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries a volley of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 40 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 32 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-54


Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Boom I charges with a left cross to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Beauregard pokes Boom I with a flurry of light punches to the eye!
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+Beauregard throws a pair of solid punches to the head.
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-Boom I throws a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Beauregard hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Boom I smacks Beauregard with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Boom I rocks Beauregard with a nice left to the stomach.
+Beauregard hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard throws a jab to the chest. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 38 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 33 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 70-63


Beauregard is obviously tired.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

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-Boom I tries to land a volley of left blows to the jaw, but misses.
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+Boom I connects with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I tries a right roundhouse to the chin, but Beauregard blocks.
-Boom I paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I throws a series of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Boom I throws a barrage of heavy blows to the temple.
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-Boom I launches a series of punches to the eye, but Beauregard steps aside.
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-Boom I tries to land a flurry of left blows to the temple, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 13 of 48 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 79-73


Beauregard is obviously tired.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

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+Boom I hurts Beauregard with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Boom I attempts a series of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Beauregard hits with a off balance jab to the chin. Boom I is hurt!
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
-Boom I probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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-Boom I attempts a right hook to the mouth, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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-Boom I throws a pair of right blows to the temple, but Beauregard covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 47 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 88-83


Beauregard is obviously tired.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

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-Boom I fires a flurry of right blows to the head, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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+Boom I staggers Beauregard with a hard hook to the jaw!
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Beauregard steps aside.
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+Boom I thumps Beauregard with a volley of punches to the head. Beauregard doesn't notice.
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-Boom I lunges with a cross to the jaw, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I paws a left left to the face, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
-Boom I attempts a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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+Beauregard lands a nice roundhouse to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 7 of 7 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 46 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 97-93


Beauregard is obviously tired.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is brawling. (inside)

-Boom I throws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I tosses a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Beauregard tattoos Boom I with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Boom I launches a series of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Boom I drills Beauregard with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 40 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 106-103


Beauregard is obviously tired.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Boom I rocks Beauregard with an elbow! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Boom I throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Boom I tries to land a series of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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+Boom I throws a pair of blows to the head.
+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a series of furious blows to the chin.
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-Boom I fires a barrage of right roundhouses to the face, but comes up empty.
-Boom I launches a pair of left crosses to the jaw, but Beauregard covers himself well.
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+Boom I hits with a volley of glancing shots to the chin!!
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+Beauregard takes charge with a right to the face.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of crosses to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Boom I paws a volley of uppercuts to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Boom I slams Beauregard with a flurry of blows to the chin.
Boom I lands a powerful blow to the head and Beauregard falls senseless!!

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Beauregard struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 39 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 114-113


Beauregard is obviously tired.

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-8

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-8

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 114-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-8

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 114-113

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard wins by decision!