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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Cheez the Dork by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Monday, March 30, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 2 smacks Cheez with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 suprises Cheez with a volley of powerful shots to the solar plexus! Cheez sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez lands a straight right to the chin!!
-Dorkness 2 probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Cheez covers himself well.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez smacks Dorkness 2 with a volley of stiff shots to the jaw.
Cheez lands a quick right punch in the nose and Dorkness 2's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez punches Dorkness 2 with a series of furious shots to the eye! Dorkness 2 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 2 clocks Cheez with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Cheez hurts Dorkness 2 with a pair of painful blows to the jaw. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 nails Cheez with a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Cheez doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Dorkness 2 pummels Cheez with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Cheez pops Dorkness 2 with a hard left to the chin.
Cheez lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Dorkness 2 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 19 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 25 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-7

Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 10-7


Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+ The fighters exchange shots to the temple.
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-Cheez lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 covers himself well.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez hits with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 smacks Cheez with a pair of loud blows to the chest.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez smashes Dorkness 2 with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a uppercut to the ribs. Cheez seems wobbly!
+Cheez connects with a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez pokes Dorkness 2 with a series of strong shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Cheez deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 17 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 25 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 20-16


Cheez is slowing down.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Cheez hides behind his gloves.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a volley of solid punches to the ribs! Cheez quickly recovers.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez clocks Dorkness 2 with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 2 thumps Cheez with a pair of heavy blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 13 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 13 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Cheez the Dork is winning the fight 29-26


Cheez collapses limply onto his stool.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of strong punches to the stomach. Cheez retreats to the far corner.
Dorkness 2 lands a lightning right punch in the nose and Cheez hurtles to the canvas!!

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Cheez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Cheez tries a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 steps aside and laughs.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 scores with a volley of hard punches to the stomach. Cheez covers up. Dorkness 2 strikes at will! Cheez starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Cheez can't remember which corner is his.

Dorkness 2 is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cheez the Dork 10-7
Round 2: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!