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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, March 28, 2020 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. ... ... +Bug 4 hits with a mean jab to the jaw. ... -Bug 4 launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but fails to score. ... +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a jab to the solar plexus. Noodle seems wobbly! ... ... ... -Noodle throws a left straight right to the head, but is ineffective. +Noodle throws a series of stiff punches to the jaw. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. ... -Noodle throws a jab to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively. -Noodle throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 backs out of it. +Noodle attacks with a barrage of light punches to the ribs. ... ... -Noodle probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively. ... +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a hard straight right to the eye. ... ... +Noodle connects with a volley of punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. ... +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a pair of commanding punches to the face. + The fighters swap punches to the mouth. ... +Bug 4 hits with a volley of powerful punches to the face. Noodle retreats to the far corner. +Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a flurry of stinging punches to the head! ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a series of punches to the ribs. ... -Bug 4 tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely. ... -Bug 4 paws a left jab to the head, but falls short. +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the temple. ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the eye. ... +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the nose. BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 43 of 63 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 59 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. -Bug 4 lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow. +Bug 4 throws a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the temple. +Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a volley of quick punches to the temple. ... +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of light punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 lashes out with a series of quick punches to the face. Noodle laughs! +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the temple. +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a pair of solid punches to the eye. +Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a pair of mean punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 takes charge with a roundhouse to the head. ... +Bug 4 belts Noodle with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose. ... -Bug 4 throws a pair of right punches to the head, but fails to score. +Bug 4 attacks with a pair of loud shots to the stomach. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of punches to the head. -Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Bug 4 leaps aside. ... +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a volley of powerful punches to the eye. +Bug 4 tosses a flurry of nice punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple. Noodle laughs! -Bug 4 throws a series of punches to the nose, but only hits air. +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a pair of vicious punches to the nose. +Bug 4 slams Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face. +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a series of furious punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a pair of punches to the stomach. -Bug 4 attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly. + The fighters swap punches to the eye. +Noodle tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the eye. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 throws a powerful jab to the jaw! -Noodle lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Bug 4 covers himself well. ... +Noodle hits with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Bug 4 quickly recovers. -Bug 4 lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely. +Noodle attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the head. Bug 4 falls against the ropes! -Bug 4 tries a series of left blows to the face, but Noodle ducks. +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the head. -Bug 4 lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively. ... +Bug 4 connects with a pair of mean punches to the face! Noodle retreats to the far corner. ... ... +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a quick roundhouse to the mouth. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Noodle quickly recovers. BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 81 of 113 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 66 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Noodle doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 3 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a flurry of stinging shots to the chest! Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood. -Bug 4 attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Noodle backs out of it. ... -Noodle tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail. -Noodle attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but fails to score. ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a flurry of wild punches to the head. ... ... ... ... +Noodle lands a volley of punches to the mouth!! -Noodle lashes out with a series of left punches to the nose, but goes wide. ... ... ... +Bug 4 belts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head. +Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a pair of commanding punches to the face. ... ... +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the chin. +Noodle scores with a wild roundhouse to the solar plexus. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered. +Noodle lashes out with a volley of punches to the face. -Bug 4 paws a series of left punches to the face, but Noodle covers himself well. -Noodle launches a right left to the face, but goes wide. ... ... ... +Bug 4 throws a volley of punches to the chin. ... ... -Bug 4 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle quickly backs away. +Noodle lands a nasty right to the mouth. + The fighters trade punches to the temple. + The fighters swap punches to the head. ... +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a series of punches to the temple. ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth! +Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the nose. Noodle falls against the ropes! ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 39 of 65 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28 Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring) -Bug 4 attempts a series of left punches to the face, but falls short. ... ... -Bug 4 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Noodle steps aside and laughs. ... -Noodle attacks with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly. ... ... ... ... -Noodle probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat. ... +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a series of vicious punches to the mouth. Noodle laughs! ... ... ... ... ... +Noodle connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple. ... +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a flurry of hard punches to the nose. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye. ... ... ... ... -Bug 4 probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat. ... -Noodle lashes out with a pair of blows to the eye, but only hits air. ... +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a volley of powerful punches to the head. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple. ... ... -Bug 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Noodle blocks. ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 24 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 12 of 33 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37 Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Doodle Bug 4 wins by decision!