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(Toughman) Doodle Bug 4 defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 39-37.

Match Saturday, March 28, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Bug 4 hits with a mean jab to the jaw.
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-Bug 4 launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a jab to the solar plexus. Noodle seems wobbly!
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-Noodle throws a left straight right to the head, but is ineffective.
+Noodle throws a series of stiff punches to the jaw. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle throws a jab to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Noodle throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 backs out of it.
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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-Noodle probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a hard straight right to the eye.
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+Noodle connects with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Bug 4 hits with a volley of powerful punches to the face. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a flurry of stinging punches to the head!
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+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Bug 4 tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Bug 4 paws a left jab to the head, but falls short.
+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 43 of 63 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 59 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bug 4 lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Bug 4 throws a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
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+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 lashes out with a series of quick punches to the face. Noodle laughs!
+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a roundhouse to the head.
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+Bug 4 belts Noodle with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Bug 4 throws a pair of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Bug 4 attacks with a pair of loud shots to the stomach.
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of punches to the head.
-Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Bug 4 leaps aside.
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+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 tosses a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple. Noodle laughs!
-Bug 4 throws a series of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 slams Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Bug 4 attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Noodle tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 throws a powerful jab to the jaw!
-Noodle lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Bug 4 covers himself well.
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+Noodle hits with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
-Bug 4 lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the head. Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
-Bug 4 tries a series of left blows to the face, but Noodle ducks.
+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
-Bug 4 lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bug 4 connects with a pair of mean punches to the face! Noodle retreats to the far corner.
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+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a quick roundhouse to the mouth.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Noodle quickly recovers.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 81 of 113 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 66 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a flurry of stinging shots to the chest! Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Bug 4 attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Noodle backs out of it.
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-Noodle tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Noodle attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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+Noodle lands a volley of punches to the mouth!!
-Noodle lashes out with a series of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Bug 4 belts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Noodle scores with a wild roundhouse to the solar plexus. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle lashes out with a volley of punches to the face.
-Bug 4 paws a series of left punches to the face, but Noodle covers himself well.
-Noodle launches a right left to the face, but goes wide.
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+Bug 4 throws a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Bug 4 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Noodle lands a nasty right to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth!
+Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the nose. Noodle falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 39 of 65 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Bug 4 attempts a series of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Bug 4 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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-Noodle attacks with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Noodle probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a series of vicious punches to the mouth. Noodle laughs!
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+Noodle connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Bug 4 probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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-Noodle lashes out with a pair of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
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+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Bug 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Noodle blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 24 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 12 of 33 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37


Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37

Doodle Bug 4 wins by decision!