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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Imwith Stupid by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, March 28, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 194 pounds (88 kilograms) is Imwith Stupid!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Stupid paws a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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+Stupid pummels Boom I with a commanding sweeping right to the nose.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid hits Boom I with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lunges with a series of combinations to the head, but misses completely.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I jolts Stupid with a series of hard blows to the face.
-Boom I tries a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Stupid leaps aside.
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+Stupid hammers Boom I with a volley of painful punches to the chin!!
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+Stupid attacks with Boom I with an illegal rabbit punch! This is unbelievable!
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I pounds Stupid with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
Boom I lands a quick hook and Stupid bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Stupid fires a flurry of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Stupid rocks Boom I with a wild combination to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 19 of 28 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-8


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stupid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I throws a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid rocks Boom I with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple!! Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid lands a pair of painful punches to the mouth. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stupid belts Boom I with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Stupid jars Boom I with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
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-Stupid attempts a right right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stupid fires a pair of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but Stupid leaps aside.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 15 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 17 of 34 punches.

Imwith Stupid won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 19-18


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries a series of right blows to the ribs, but Stupid ducks.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid fires a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Boom I blocks.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I tries a uppercut to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Stupid connects with a volley of shots to the temple! Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Stupid takes charge with a series of hard punches to the face.
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+Boom I slams Stupid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Stupid charges with a volley of left punches to the head, but Boom I steps aside.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 25 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 17 of 35 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 29-27


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Stupid backs out of it.
-Stupid probes with a left jab to the eye, but falls short.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I lashes out with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I lunges with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Stupid deftly avoits it.
+Stupid lands a series of punches to the temple.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid lands a series of wild punches to the mouth.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid tries to land a series of left shots to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Boom I throws a nasty hook to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 13 of 23 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 14 of 33 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 39-36


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Boom I staggers Stupid with a pair of loud punches to the stomach!!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Stupid deftly avoits it.
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-Stupid launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Stupid launches a volley of left punches to the face, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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+Stupid drills Boom I with a quick roundhouse to the chin. Boom I covers up.
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+Boom I hits with a pair of hard punches to the chest.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I backs up Stupid with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 27 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 14 of 31 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 49-45


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid hammers Boom I with a series of light punches to the head. Boom I doesn't notice.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I punches Stupid with a barrage of mean blows to the solar plexus!
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-Stupid attempts a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Stupid probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Boom I lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Boom I fires a loud uppercut to the solar plexus. Stupid seems wobbly!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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+Stupid punches Boom I with a flurry of quick shots to the mouth.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 25 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 11 of 33 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 59-54


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid launches a flurry of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I strikes with a pair of blows to the ribs. Stupid grimaces in pain.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I fires a jab to the ribs, but Stupid steps aside and laughs.
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+Boom I attacks with a series of shots to the stomach.
+Boom I punches Stupid with a barrage of quick shots to the chest!!
+Stupid suprises Boom I with a furious uppercut to the head! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stupid tattoos Boom I with a flurry of wild punches to the face. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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-Stupid charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 25 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 11 of 35 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 69-63


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Stupid lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a flurry of nice blows to the ribs.
+Stupid hurts Boom I with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
+Boom I slams Stupid with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid annoys Boom I with a jab to the mouth.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I throws a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Stupid ducks.
+Boom I fires a series of shots to the chest.
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-Stupid lashes out with a jab to the head, but goes wide.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 24 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 8 of 32 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 79-72


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.

Stupid receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 9

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I nails Stupid with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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-Stupid paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Boom I quickly backs away.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I backs up Stupid with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stupid attempts a left jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Boom I connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 25 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 5 of 33 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 89-81


Boom I doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.

Stupid can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 10

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Boom I belts Stupid with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Stupid connects with a series of punches to the mouth.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I hurts Stupid with a series of punches to the solar plexus! Stupid seems wobbly!
Boom I lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Stupid hurtles to the canvas!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stupid scores with a jab to the eye.
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+Boom I pounds Stupid with a pair of punches to the ribs.
Boom I lands a terrific left uppercut and Stupid is flattened!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I pummels Stupid with a flurry of strong punches to the chest. Boom I is raining blows! Stupid begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.

Stupid can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!