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(Lightweight) Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard defeated Light Dork Boom I by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.

Match Wednesday, March 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Light Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Beauregard tattoos Boom I with a series of light punches to the head.
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+Boom I hammers Beauregard with a volley of strong punches to the chin!
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+Beauregard wakes up the fans with a pair of vicious punches to the eye!
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-Boom I launches a series of right punches to the nose, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of left shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I launches a flurry of right blows to the face, but misses.
-Boom I attempts a series of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Beauregard pops Boom I with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I lunges with a series of left blows to the head, but Beauregard blocks.
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+Beauregard hits with a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
+Beauregard takes charge with a stinging jab to the head.
+Beauregard smacks Boom I with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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+Boom I tags Beauregard with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 39 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 42 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Beauregard suprises Boom I with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Boom I attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Beauregard hits with a flurry of off balance blows to the stomach.
+Boom I fires a painful uppercut to the ribs. Beauregard ignores it.
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+Beauregard lands a series of painful punches to the jaw. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Beauregard lands a barrage of punches to the face.
-Boom I probes with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Beauregard ducks.
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
+Boom I punches Beauregard with a loud cross to the solar plexus.
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+Beauregard lands a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Beauregard stuns Boom I with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
+Beauregard pops Boom I with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 8 of 32 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 41 of 41 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard smashes Boom I with a series of glancing blows to the face.
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+Beauregard solidly lands a volley of nice punches to the chin.
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-Boom I paws a series of punches to the stomach, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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+Boom I tosses a barrage of blows to the chest. Beauregard laughs!
-Boom I attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
-Boom I probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Beauregard hits with a nasty roundhouse to the nose.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Beauregard connects with a series of furious blows to the temple.
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+Beauregard throws a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Beauregard lands a series of nasty punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 36 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 42 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Boom I throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Beauregard ducks.
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+Beauregard hits with a painful jab to the head.
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+Beauregard staggers Boom I with a volley of heavy shots to the eye. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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+Beauregard pokes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the nose.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Beauregard catches Boom I with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
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+Beauregard smashes Boom I with a jab to the ribs. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beauregard throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Beauregard ducks.
+Beauregard backs up Boom I with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
+Boom I hits Beauregard with a barrage of punches to the chest! Beauregard quickly recovers.
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-Boom I throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 32 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 37 of 37 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Boom I throws a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus! Beauregard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Beauregard wallops Boom I with a right to the stomach.
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+Beauregard throws a barrage of mean punches to the chest!!
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard lashes out with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Beauregard shakes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+Beauregard hits Boom I with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw!
+Boom I drills Beauregard with a series of off balance shots to the ribs. Beauregard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Beauregard fires a series of punches to the jaw. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Beauregard shakes Boom I with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
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-Boom I attempts a jab to the ribs, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
+Beauregard rocks Boom I with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Boom I tries a volley of blows to the chest, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 32 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-45


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Boom I probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Beauregard nails Boom I with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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+Beauregard hits with a volley of quick punches to the head.
+Beauregard fires a stiff straight right to the nose!!
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+Boom I tattoos Beauregard with a solid uppercut to the ribs.
-Boom I throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a roundhouse to the nose.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Beauregard throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard rocks Boom I with a stinging hook to the stomach. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 32 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 36 of 36 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-54


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Boom I tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Beauregard throws a barrage of punches to the face. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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+Boom I throws a volley of loud shots to the ribs!
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+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
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+Beauregard throws a furious jab to the temple.
+Boom I punches Beauregard with a volley of stiff shots to the ribs.
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+Beauregard clocks Boom I with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
-Boom I probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Beauregard clocks Boom I with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+Beauregard throws a nice hook to the jaw.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Beauregard punches Boom I with a barrage of hard shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 31 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 40 of 40 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 70-63


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Beauregard is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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-Boom I tries to land a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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-Boom I throws a left to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Boom I pummels Beauregard with a series of commanding shots to the eye.
+Beauregard fires a series of painful punches to the head!
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-Boom I throws a barrage of shots to the face, but Beauregard steps aside.
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-Boom I launches a right cross to the chin, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
+Boom I fires a nasty left to the eye. Beauregard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 13 of 44 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 79-73


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Beauregard is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Boom I attacks with a flurry of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Boom I probes with a left jab to the jaw, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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-Boom I lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Boom I whacks Beauregard with a pair of nasty shots to the head.
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-Boom I lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Beauregard wallops Boom I with a straight right to the eye.
-Boom I tries to land a volley of blows to the head, but only hits air.
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-Boom I tries to land a pair of right punches to the eye, but Beauregard ducks.
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+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a flurry of vicious shots to the mouth.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of shots to the head, but misses.
-Boom I attempts a right hook to the mouth, but Beauregard escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 47 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 88-83


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Beauregard is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Boom I staggers Beauregard with a barrage of wild blows to the head!!
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Boom I launches a right sweeping right to the chin, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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-Boom I fires a left to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of left blows to the head, but goes wide.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
-Boom I probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I punches Beauregard with a roundhouse to the face!
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+Beauregard punches Boom I with a series of punches to the jaw. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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-Boom I probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 14 of 51 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 97-93


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Beauregard is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Beauregard clocks Boom I with a straight right to the head.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Boom I probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but Beauregard stays away from it.
-Boom I probes with a series of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I hits Beauregard with a mean hook to the ribs.
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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-Boom I throws a series of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 42 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 106-103


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Beauregard is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Beauregard scores with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Beauregard smashes Boom I with a volley of painful shots to the chest.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I strikes with a shot to the temple.
-Boom I tries to land a right roundhouse to the eye, but Beauregard covers himself well.
+Boom I throws a hard blow to the temple.
Boom I lands a devestating left uppercut and Beauregard goes down!!

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Beauregard struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I suprises Beauregard with a volley of roundhouses to the mouth.
-Boom I fires a barrage of left uppercuts to the mouth, but Beauregard escapes.
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The fighters circle.
+Boom I rocks Beauregard with an elbow! This is unbelievable!
-Boom I tries to land a barrage of right crosses to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of left uppercuts to the mouth, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 40 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches.

Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 114-113


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Beauregard is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-8

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-8

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 114-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Light Dork Boom I 10-8

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 114-113

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard wins by decision!