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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Napoleon II by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, March 23, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Napoleon II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Napoleon hammers Straw with a series of solid punches to the head.
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+Straw nails Napoleon with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Straw connects with a pair of hard combinations to the eye.
Straw lands a lightning left haymaker and Napoleon goes down!!

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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Napoleon wallops Straw with a pair of heavy combinations to the head. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Straw belts Napoleon with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon jolts Straw with a off balance right to the jaw. Straw quickly recovers.
Napoleon lands a slow motion left blow to the temple and Straw is knocked down!!

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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw nails Napoleon with a volley of solid combinations to the temple.
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+Straw pounds Napoleon with a flurry of quick combinations to the temple.
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+Straw hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
Straw lands a lightning uppercut and Napoleon hurtles to the canvas!!

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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Straw smashes Napoleon with a barrage of nice combinations to the eye.
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+Straw whacks Napoleon with a jab to the face.
Straw lands a vicious blow to the temple and Napoleon's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Napoleon is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.





Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!